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Big Boobed Minecraft Server

Anime, big, big ass, big boobs, Boobed, child, comedy, family, Female Protagonist, Housewife, humor, Manga, manga art, manga characters, manga genre, manga humor, manga plot, manga series, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Motherhood, power scaling, Server, shonen fans

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocky landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where you can build your own big boobed, big assed housewife character and embark on a quest to have a child in the most outrageous way possible. But wait, there’s more! Introducing the mother-in-law character whose ass is so big, it can take up an entire page of the manga. Get ready for some epic power scaling as you navigate through this wild and wacky world. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Celestial Chaos Minecraft SMP

Celestial, Chaos, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you – /cel/!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant chicken statues that shoot lasers, and have epic rap battles with creepers. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or taming a wild Ender Dragon to use as a pet.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Troll King who will prank you with exploding sheep and trap you in a maze made of cake. Only the bravest and most hilarious players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

So come join us on /cel/ and experience the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

World of Amelia Minecraft

#exciting, Active Staff, Arenas, Assistance, Challenges, Community, dedicated team, Friendly, Help, Mining, Player Base, player-created, PvP, Regular Events, Resource Gathering, Rewards, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Welcoming

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

World of Amelia A Towny Survival Server where your fun begins! Minning World – A world that Resets just for Resource Gathering! Player-Created Towns – Join a Town or Make your Own! PvP Arenas – Battle other players in our massive PvP Arena! Why World of Amelia Friendly Community – Join a welcoming and helpful player base! Active Staff – Our dedicated team is always here to assist you! Regular Events – Participate in exciting challenges and win rewards!

play.theworldofamelia.com

Teporochos Network

Adventure, building, Community, Conquer, Crafting, Discord, Exploration, Explore, game mode, Ip:, Lands, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Server, Survival, Survival Games, Teporochos Network, Whitelist, world

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Crops Grown:	4551	Votes:	1883
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

[1.21.1] Teporocho Network is a pirate-themed Minecraft server that features the popular Survival! game mode. Explore the world and conquer the lands!

IP:teporochosnetwork.com Discord: https://discord.gg/2NGGTJsV3b Store:

teporochosnetwork.com:25596

Girlfriend Roast Minecraft Server

arousal, arousal trigger, attraction, desire, dirty talk, FANTASY, fetish, fetishism, Girlfriend, Girls, Humiliation, Jealousy, kink, love, mean, Minecraft, Nasty, roast, Server, speaking badly, taboo, turn on, twisted fantasy

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	3430	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage drama and chaos like no other! Join us if you have a strange fetish for hearing other players talk smack about your in-game girlfriend. We promise to provide you with all the mean and nasty comments you could ever desire, turning you on like never before. Who knew virtual relationships could be so scandalous? So come on in and let the drama unfold, because on our server, the more outrageous the insults, the better!

Don’t be Hiding From Me Bro Minecraft SMP

black balls, black balls or whatever, Bro, broYou, don’t be hiding, dont, Hiding, hiding from me, homo, long tail tags, Minecraft, rapist, rapist homo, rapist homo thug, smp, tags, THUG, thug black balls

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Crops Grown:	8250	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your mad building skills and survive in a world filled with crazy adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that buried deep within our world is a treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, because the treasure is guarded by a gang of rapist homo thug black balls…or something like that. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in intense battles where the winner takes all…including bragging rights and a fancy title like “King of the Creepers” or “Queen of the Ender Dragons.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, don’t be hiding from us bro, because we’ll find you and make sure you have a blast in our crazy world.

100 Dayz SMP

20k x 20k world, 3-hour limit, Chest Shops, Crafting, Custom Guns, daylight prep, equal shot, Friends, Grenades, Guns, Hardcore, hardcore survival, INFECTED, MCMMO, mutating zombies, play to win, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, rank up, Survival, THRIVING, zombies

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	188	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

[ – 100 Dayz SMP – ]

Survive solo or with friends. Craft guns, grenades, and more to fight the infected.

Play-to-win! No pay-to-win nonsense here. Utilize Chest GUI shops, rank up, and thrive!

With a 3-hour daily limit, there’s no grinding ahead. We all have lives, so everyone gets an equal shot at survival!

Think you’ve got what it takes? Join now and prove it!

hardcorezombiesurvival.com

Flash Before Minecraft Server

anxiety, cognitive dissonance, coping mechanisms, disturbing images, disturbing thoughts, dream analysis, dreams, fear, FLASH, flash before my eyes, intrusive imagery, intrusive thoughts, mental health, mental imagery, Minecraft, Nightmares, obscene images, psychoanalysis, Psychological, repression, Server, subconscious, Trauma

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your wildest dreams come true…literally! Our server is so epic, it’ll make your dreams look like a snooze fest in comparison. Imagine building a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese, riding a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or even taming a dragon and using it to fly to the moon for a cheeseburger.

But beware, because on this server, things can get a little weird. You might find yourself face-to-face with a talking cow who thinks it’s a ninja, or stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And don’t even get us started on the mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions where pigs rule the world and diamonds rain from the sky.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience the insanity of a dream world brought to life, complete with flying pigs, ninja cows, and cheese castles? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave…or wake up from this crazy dream come true!

”/CreeperCult – TNT Enthusiasts Minecraft SMP”

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Character References, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, CreeperCult, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, enthusiasts, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, smp, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Tnt, Twitch Archive Channels, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our official website is so lit, it’s practically on fire! And don’t even get me started on our schedule – it’s like a treasure map leading you to the ultimate gaming experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our Twitter is basically a comedy show in itself, with our characters dropping the most outrageous tweets you’ve ever seen. From Lia 鈴香アシェリア causing chaos to Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ pulling off the most insane stunts, you won’t be able to stop laughing.

And let’s not forget about our unofficial archives – they’re like a secret vault of all the craziest moments that weren’t meant for the public eye. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that goes down in there.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even witness a llama riding a chicken while battling a horde of creepers. It’s that insane!

Bad Timing Minecraft Server

bad, Bad Luck, bad timing, bad timing discussion, bad timing examples, bad timing situations, bad timing stories, discussion, inconvenient timing, Minecraft, poor timing, Server, Talk, talk about timing, talk about unfortunate timing, talk about unlucky situations, Timing, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events, unfortunate timing, unfortunate timing events, Unlucky

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3730	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Potions Brewed:	62

Are you tired of always having bad timing in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, bad timing is actually GOOD timing! That’s right, every time you think you’ve messed up, it’s actually just setting you up for an epic comeback story. Join us and embrace the chaos as you navigate through hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, on this server, bad timing is the best timing!