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SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Towns Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Void Armor Forged:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Magic Items Found:	1397
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7510

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Star Shards Collected:	234	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mines Excavated:	3217	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Animals Bred:	129	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	188	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9624
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!