the ball boys – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

KidzCraft Minecraft Server
401k, Boundaries, child care, Classes, decision, family, foster care, Gymnastics, Inheritance, Kids, KidzCraft, life insurance, Lifestyle, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, parenting, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Siblings, swimming
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t take care of anyone’s kids, not even in the virtual world! Imagine a world where you can roam free, build epic structures, and mine for diamonds without a care in the world about babysitting.
Join us if you want to escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. We promise not to put you down as the designated child caregiver, because that’s just not our style.
Our server is like a 401k for your soul, with life insurance for your sanity. We offer swimming and gymnastics classes for your virtual characters, because why not? And if something goes horribly wrong, rest assured that your in-game assets will be split among your fellow players.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and zero obligations to raise anyone’s kids. Because in our world, the only thing you have to parent is your pet wolf.

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SisBitchCraft
anger management, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, double standards, emotional reactions, emotional triggers, family arguments, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, insult, name-calling, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, SisBitchCraft, sister, verbal abuse
Yo, listen up! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you want to hop on this Minecraft server right now.
So, picture this: you’re chilling at home, minding your own business, when suddenly your mom and sister come back from the grocery store. You innocently ask your mom a question, but before she can even answer, your sister starts going off on you, calling you all sorts of names like a total savage.
You try to ask your mom again, but your sister just won’t quit with the insults. So, you finally lose it and yell, “I CAN’T HEAR WHAT YOU’RE SAYING BECAUSE THIS BITCH KEEPS TALKING OVER YOU!” And let me tell you, things get heated real quick.
But hey, on this server, you can let out all your frustrations in a virtual world without getting in trouble with your fam. Plus, we’ve got some seriously epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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CraftyCraze: 8 Billion Blocks
billion, blocks, CraftyCraze
Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our custom-built rollercoaster will take you on a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes! So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on this wacky adventure!

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New Server IP

HtlF SMP

24/7 server, builder focused, Community Based, Custom Armor Stands, custom generation, discord server, Fast Leaf Decay, Friendly, HtlF, Invisible item frames, Mature Players, Mob Heads, No Resets, player heads, redstone friendly, relaxed environment, small server, smooth connection, smp, Vanilla Plus, voice chat, Whitelist

HtlF Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Friendly People	Everyone on the server is welcoming and mature, creating a relaxed environment.
Smooth Connection	24/7 server with a large 30GB RAM and fast whitelisting process to prevent griefers.
Vanilla Plus	No pay-to-win features, only vanilla Minecraft with some quality-of-life mods.
Builder Focused	No server resets, custom generation for builders, and Redstone-friendly setup.
Community Based	Encourages community living and holds votes for server-based changes.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the HtlF Minecraft Server?

To join, click here and fill out the short application form by typing /apply in server applications.

Is lag an issue on the server?

No, the server has a strong connection and 30GB RAM, ensuring a smooth gameplay experience as long as you’re in America.

Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

No, there are no pay-to-win features, crates, or bonuses for donations. Everyone has equal opportunity on the server.

Can I build freely on the server?

Yes, the server is focused on builders and there are no resets, allowing you to create and build without the fear of losing your progress.

How does the server handle community interactions?

The server encourages community living, holds votes for server changes, and plans to host group builds and minigames in the future.

Who can I contact if I have any questions?

If you have any questions, you can message fadedchickennn on Discord for assistance.

SocializeCraft 1.21.4
1.21.4, advice, Bars, bumfuck nowhere, date, foids, Get out, go nuts, hang out, IRL, looks, meet people, remote location, Robots, Social Skills, Socialize, SocializeCraft
Join our Minecraft server and escape your remote location without actually leaving your house! Meet people from all over the world, including foids (that’s girls, bro). No need to worry about your social skills or looks, just jump in and start building friendships. Don’t go nuts in your bumfuck nowhere, come join us for a virtual adventure like no other!

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SelfishCart Minecraft Server
adulting, adulting responsibilities, anxiety issues, Budget, Communication, communication breakdown, convenience, family dynamics, family relationships, groceries, grocery shopping, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Instacart, Instacart fees, Minecraft, protein smoothies, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, SelfishCart, Server, sibling conflict, Transportation
Come join our Minecraft server where we don’t judge you for being a little boy who just wants some protein smoothies! We understand the struggle of adulting and trying to make your own way in the world. No need to depend on anyone for transportation when you can just teleport in our virtual world!
We have Instacart services in-game so you can get all the items you need without any judgment from your brother. No need to worry about running low on milk, aluminum foil, toothpaste, or freezer bags – we got you covered!
And if anyone tries to tell you to act like a grown up, just build a castle and tell them to take a hike. We support your decisions, even if they involve driving anxiety and bus rides.
So come join us on our server where you can be yourself and escape the real world drama. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of protein smoothies and freedom to do whatever you want? Let’s build some crazy stories together!

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New Server IP
RingCraftersMC
Black Stone, catfishing, Communication, Conflict, engagement ring, Etiquette, fashion, Friend, Gold ring, jewelry, judgment, Men’s Fashion, misunderstanding, positive attention, relationships, RingCraftersMC, Self-expression, single, social norms, thrifting, weight loss
So, like, this server is like finding a gold ring in a thrift store, but instead of just looking cool, it’s like wearing the ring and suddenly everyone thinks you’re engaged! HAHAHA!
Join this server and get accused of catfishing girls just because you’re wearing a ring, like what even is that logic? And then get called a fuck boy for no reason at all, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions, man!
But hey, if you want some unusual positive attention from women and maybe lose some weight in the process (not guaranteed), then this server is the place to be! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! 🤪🎉

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New Server IP
BlockyBootyCraft
adolescence, Awareness, BlockyBootyCraft, cultural impact, Curiosity, education, emotional response, explicit content, Exploration, internet, Media influence, Moral values, personal experience, pornography, psychological effects, Self Discovery, sexual awakening, Sexuality, socialization, societal norms, taboo
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to be wielded by a magical unicorn who farts rainbows. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who have a taste for player flesh!
Not only will you encounter mythical creatures, but you’ll also stumble upon hidden dungeons filled with treasure, including stacks of enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic eagle.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also hosts epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant squids armed with laser beams. It’s a chaotic frenzy of pixelated madness that will have you laughing until you cry!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for pixelated porn…oops, we mean pixelated swords!

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CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server
Ammo, ammunition, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Defense, defense equipment, international relations, Military, military aid, Minecraft, Oval Office, Politics, reaction, Server, showdown, soldiers, solidarity, Support, trump, Ukraine, US support, War, Zelensky
lol ukraine’s soldiers be like “gimme more ammo bro, trump and zelensky be havin a showdown in the oval office, we gotta be ready for anything!” join our minecraft server for epic battles and crazy drama, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair where herobrine hangs out. come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit af! #ammo4life #trumpvszelensky #minecraftmadness

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New Server IP

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

200, 2019, active community, Anarchy, Anarchy Community, BROKE, cash prize, Cheats, Contest, Door, Intel CPU, lawlessmc, Map, mob spawns, Owner Upgrade, pay to win, Pigman, PvP, Render Distance, semi anarchy, Small, streaming, unique players, Vanilla, zombie

Minecraft Server Overview:

This is not your average anarchy no cheats server! Here are some key points that make us different:

1)	Map started in 2019 and has never been reset.
2)	Small active community, averaging 20-40 unique players a day.
3)	NEVER pay to win.
4)	i7-7700K Intel CPU with an owner willing to upgrade if the server playerbase grows.
5)	An anarchy community dedicated to building and having fun, with a focus on vanilla mob spawns and render distance.
6)	Not very PvP oriented, but PvP players are welcome.
7)	Active players can enter the streaming contest for a chance to win a monthly $200 cash prize.

Server Information:

Ip/host: lawlessmc.com
Rule: ONE RULE, NO CHEATS!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I use cheats on the server?

A: No, the one rule of the server is NO CHEATS.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have an average of 20-40 unique players online each day.

Q: Is the server pay to win?

A: No, we do not allow any pay to win elements on the server.

Q: Is PvP a big part of the server?

A: While PvP players are welcome, the community is not very PvP oriented.

Q: How can I participate in the streaming contest?

A: Active players can enter the streaming contest for a chance to win a monthly $200 cash prize.