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THE TOP MINECRAFT SMP

089 IS BITCOIN’S CEILLING, 81, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMY GAINSSSS AAAAAAA, Bitcoin, Ceiling, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, financial analysis, Gains, Investment, market analysis, market highs, market predictions, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, smp, stock market, THAT WAS THE TOP, the top, Top, top performers, top trends, Trading

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the sky’s the limit…literally! We’ve set the world height limit to 81,089 because why not?

But that’s not all! We’ve also got a secret underground Bitcoin mine where players can earn virtual cryptocurrency while they play. Who needs diamonds when you can have Bitcoin, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the world. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those llamas…they mean business.

MadGeniusCraft

Brilliance, cognitive abilities, creativity, exceptional talent, extraordinary perception, GENIUS, gifted mind, imagination, Insight, intelligence, intuition, MadGeniusCraft, madman, mental health, mental illness, Perception, psychological state, unconventional thinking, Understanding, unique perspective, Visionary

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and enter a world where geniuses and madmen collide in epic battles of wits and insanity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of deranged players start throwing TNT at you while reciting Shakespearean insults. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of players who communicate only in pig Latin. Join them if you dare, but beware of the bacon-loving cult that lurks in the shadows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a disco party where players must dance their way to victory or face the wrath of the funky chicken boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). Let the chaos begin!

Sassy’s ANARCHY | 24hr DeathBan | AntiCheat | Lives | 1.21->1.19

1.19, 1.21, 24hr DeathBan, Anarchy, Anticheat, Bounties, Custom Menu, Discord, Fair Gameplay, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, lives, Paper, PvP, Sassy’s ANARCHY, Semi-Hardcore, Shop, socials, Survival, Twitch channel, Twitch Community, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2936
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	208	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

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Sassy’s Anarchy is Semi-Hardcore/Vanilla-Survival!———————————————-Death-ban is 24hrs!We have a lovely new custom menu, which includes things like bounties, the shop and much more!We also use an anti cheat to make the game-play fair (semi-anarchy)

Sassy’s Anarchy is a twitch community server, and we have a very unique style, this server is a throwback to the golden days!We also have other socials to check out!If you are interested in joining a fun, friendly and adult community, join our discord: https://discord.gg/Zxh86R5Also feel free to check out the channel: https://twitch.tv/sassy__x

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Bijou’s Ramen Rave Minecraft Server

Bijou, Bijous, complaining, Eating, Economy, greedy, Manager, Meeting, Minecraft, Narcissistic, nips, ramen, rave, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-centered behavior, self-entitled, self-interested, self-involved, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self-serving, selfish, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crops Grown:	4794	Gods Slained:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Animals Bred:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame economy systems and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Bijou, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And after that, you can enjoy some delicious ramen with our manager, who is actually a talking llama in disguise.

But enough about them, let’s talk about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! I once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 30 seconds. Beat that, nips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and ridiculous stories. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Blake’s Block Party Minecraft Server

archived threads., Arguing, Blake’s Diagnosis, blakes, BLOCK, discussion, E-Celebs, Fandom, hate RWBY, IRL politics, Lies, Love RWBY, Minecraft, Party, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, RT content, rules, RWBY, Scarletverse, Server, Ship fighting, Trash, viz media

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Yang’s hair? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you RWBY fans (or haters, we don’t judge) to come together and unleash your inner Huntsman or Huntress.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!) and RWBY has been bought by Viz Media (double gasp!). But fear not, Patch will rise again! And if you’re tired of ship fighting, just sit back and enjoy (or ignore) the porn. Yes, you read that right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events like arguing about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and of course, not believing their lies. And if you’re feeling lost, just read the Pastebin for some guidance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the craziest one in all of Remnant!

CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	9755	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

DadLuckMC

DadLuckMC, disrespectful behavior., domestic responsibilities, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, marital disputes, marriage problems, Misogyny, parental conflict, parental disapproval, parental expectations, patriarchal attitudes, toxic relationships, traditional gender roles, traditional values, verbal abuse

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, snarky remarks, and fainting mothers – all in blocky pixel form!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and dive headfirst into someone else’s. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through the chaos and dysfunction just like in real life.

But wait, there’s more! Gain points by standing up to the misogynistic patriarch of the server and defending the honor of all virtual moms out there. Show off your drama queen skills and see if you can outdo our resident drama king.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never stops and the insanity is always turned up to 11. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our virtual dysfunctional family!

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

confidential information, confidential secrets, CraftyParents, Family secrets, Hidden Secrets, hidden truths, kept secrets, long-held secrets, Minecraft, personal privacy, private matters, Secrets, Server, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed matters, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and let all your secrets out in the form of epic builds and adventures! Our server is so secretive, even your parents won’t be able to find out what you’re up to. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to uncover the ultimate secret of the server. So come join us and let your inner rebel out in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

RegrettableCraft

bad decisions, BETRAYAL, consequences, emotional pain, healing, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, self worth, sex, Trust

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ores Mined:	5433	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CoastguardCraze: Anchored in China’s Sea

Anchored, China, Chinas, coastguard ship, CoastguardCraze, diplomatic crisis, east asia, exclusive economic zone, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime law, military escalation, naval presence, Philippines, Power projection, regional security, sea, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial claims, territorial waters

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest coastguard ship in the world parked in the philippines’ exclusive economic zone in the south china sea. why, you ask? because we like to keep things interesting and ramp up tensions in the virtual world! sail the high seas, build your own coastguard ship, and battle it out with other players for control of the sea. who will come out on top? join us and find out! it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of virtual drama. come aboard, matey!

FoodTruckFrenzy

convenience dining, culinary delights, delicious eats, fast casual dining, food on wheels, food truck, food truck culture, food truck fare, foodie favorites, FoodTruckFrenzy, gourmet food, mobile food vendors, mobile kitchen, mobile meals, on-the-go dining, roadside dining, savory dishes, street food, tasty treats, truck cuisine, unique flavors

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Void Armor Forged:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trucks full of food that you can eat in the game! imagine munching on a juicy burger or a crispy taco straight from the back of a truck while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a culinary adventure like no other! plus, rumor has it that if you eat enough truck food, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant chicken into battle. trust us, it’s clucking awesome. so what are you waiting for? join our server and start chowing down on some truck-tastic treats today!