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THE TOP MINECRAFT SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mines Excavated:	1037	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the sky’s the limit…literally! We’ve set the world height limit to 81,089 because why not?

But that’s not all! We’ve also got a secret underground Bitcoin mine where players can earn virtual cryptocurrency while they play. Who needs diamonds when you can have Bitcoin, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the world. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those llamas…they mean business.

Eternal River Realms 1.20

activities, anniversary goods, autographs, Collabs, ETERNAL, Fans, Graduation, hand animated MV, hololive, ideals, Idol, indie, Legacy, Master Rank, Minato Aqua, Nijisanji, NoriPro, original songs, Realms, river, STREAMS, street fighter 6, VSPO, Yuuki Sakuna

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard of this EPIC Minecraft server that is LIT AF? Let me tell you, this server is like no other because it’s run by a MASTER of all trades. This dude streamed for 124 DAYS without missing a beat, dropped FOUR bangers, and even animated a whole MV like a boss.

And get this, this server collabs with EVERYONE, even your grandma! They climbed to Master rank in Street Fighter 6 in just over 2 months with ZERO experience – talk about skills, amirite? Plus, they had the most LIT graduation live with ALL the hololive members present, making history, bro.

Members from NIJISANJI, VSPO, and NORIPRO were crying and showering them with love – now that’s some dedication. And don’t even get me started on the UNLIMITED autographs they’re signing for their fans, like who does that? Only the LEGENDARY Yuuki Sakuna, that’s who.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server that’s as dedicated and hardworking as Minato Aqua, then this is the place for you. Don’t be a lazy ENwhore, come join the fun and experience the greatness for yourself. See you there, bros!

ManlyLove Minecraft Server

big o, Climax, FANTASY, Firsts, futile move, grudge, hurt, Intimacy, life or death, ManlyLove, Marriage, Minecraft, old school, open marriage, pounding, Preference, Resentment, rocks off, Server, suggestion, violate, VIOLATION

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server with a twist? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement as you navigate through crazy challenges and wacky adventures. But that’s not all – on our server, we have a special feature where your character can only climax if you talk about being with another player! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

Imagine the thrill of trying to build your dream castle while also trying to satisfy your character’s needs for some steamy talk about being with someone else. It’s a challenge like no other!

So, if you’re up for a hilarious and outrageous time, join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle with your fellow players. It’s all in good fun, right?

CraftyParenting

addiction, Communication, consequences of neglect, CraftyParenting, dress to impress, family, family dynamics, forgetting responsibilities, household chores, Marriage, neglect, parenting, parenting duties, parenting struggles, Priorities, relationships, responsibilities, roblox, teamwork, video games, work-life balance

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where forgetting to pick up your child is a daily occurrence! 🤪

Join us for a wild adventure filled with distractions, like our very own Dress to Impress minigame where you have to dress your character in themed outfits before time runs out. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your outfit choices… unless it’s a 1-star rating! ⭐

Forget about your responsibilities and chores, because on our server, getting lost in the game is the norm. Who needs to mow the lawn or do the dishes when you can be building epic structures and exploring new worlds?

But be warned, if you’re not careful, you might just forget to pick up your child from basketball practice like some of our other players. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure they’re safe until you remember! 🏀

So come join us on our server for a chaotic and hilarious time. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of fun and games? Just remember, always prioritize your child over your game time… or not, it’s up to you! 😉 #MinecraftMadness

Pup Detects COVID – Top Server

Accuracy, Animal Behavior, canine abilities, coronavirus, covid, COVID-19 detection, covid-19 testing, detection methods, Detects, disease detection, Dogs, medical breakthrough, pandemic, public health, pup, Reliability, research, scientific discovery, Server, study, sweat, Top, viral detection, viral levels, virus detection

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13

So like, this server is so lit, even dogs can sniff out COVID-19 in sweat! Like, imagine having a furry little friend helping you stay safe while you mine and craft in the virtual world. Plus, our players have reported a 99% decrease in creeper attacks thanks to our secret doggy detection system. Join now and let’s sniff out some viruses together, woof woof!

Friendly Dominican Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, communication styles, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural perceptions, Dominican, dominican women, Friendly, global friendships, Hospitality, international friendships, Isles, Kindness, latin american women, positive attitudes, Social Connections, Social Interaction, social norms, warm personalities, women from different countries, women’s behavior, women’s personalities

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Bro, let me tell you, this Minecraft server is like a virtual Dominican Republic, but with blocky pigs and creepers instead of real ones.

Join us and experience the friendliest community ever, just like those sweet Dominican women you’ve been chatting with.

You’ll feel like you’re on a tropical island, building sandcastles with your new pixelated pals.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be surrounded by kindness and good vibes, just like those lovely ladies from the DR.

Come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this virtual paradise and make some new friends who will always have your back, just like those awesome Dominican chicas.

BlockBrozAutoCo-SignNAITA

BANKRUPTCY, bills, BlockBrozAutoCoSignNAITA, brother, CAR, co-signing, Credit, dad car, DEBT, finances, financial safety, good credit, Help, Mercedes, Property, SAVING, sibling, student loans, Teacher, TRADES, Upgrade

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t bankrupt you like my brother’s car obsession? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who value financial responsibility and want to keep their credit score intact.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream virtual world without the risk of going into debt. Our server is filled with exciting challenges and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community of players is always ready to lend a helping hand or a virtual high-five.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your virtual empire without the financial stress. Who needs a Mercedes when you can have a Minecraft castle, right? 😉

TasteBudTerror

bad taste, disgust, flavor, food taste, sensory experience, taste aversion, taste buds, taste chemistry, taste evaluation, taste experience, taste intensity, taste perception, taste perception psychology, taste perception research, taste preferences, taste receptors, taste sensation, taste sensitivity, taste threshold, TasteBudTerror, unpleasant taste

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	95	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of bland and boring Minecraft servers that taste as bad as a rotten potato? Look no further, because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and secret dungeons that even Indiana Jones couldn’t conquer.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us. Rumor has it that Steve himself once logged on and couldn’t handle the intensity of our PvP battles. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you craving more, come join us and taste the sweet, sweet victory of our insane adventures. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Lingerie Fails in English

American English, Australian English, British English, cultural appropriation, English, Fails, Frenchify, Language, language development, language differences, language education, language evolution, language learning, language proficiency, language pronunciation., language skills, language study, lingerie, linguistic accuracy, linguistic inconsistencies, pronunciation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, u will neva find a server as crazy as dis one. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. ur crops will grow faster, ur diamonds will be shinier, and ur sword will be sharper than a diamond pickaxe.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where u can find the rarest loot in all of minecraft. u might even stumble upon herobrine himself, playin’ a game of chess with a zombie pigman.

so, what are u waitin’ for? join dis server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ethereal SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mines Excavated:	2498	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Ethereal SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Ethereal SMP
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Reset	Yearly
Discord	Join Our Discord
IP Address	play.etherealsmp.net

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server resets annually.

Q: Are you looking for players and staff?

A: Yes, we are actively seeking both players and staff members to join our community.

Q: Where can I join the Discord server?

A: You can join our Discord server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/69ZRtCQJDE.

Q: What type of server is Ethereal SMP?

A: Ethereal SMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server.

Q: Is there an IP address to connect to the server?

A: Yes, you can connect to the server using the IP address play.etherealsmp.net.

Eternal Dragon Realms 1.20

Anime, binge watching, Character development, comedic relief, dragon ball daima, Dragon Ball franchise, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., ETERNAL, favorite character, hate, joke character, little brother, Majin Kuu, Manga, misunderstood character, nice guy, oniichan, Realms, Surprise

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Crops Grown:	1006	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Bro, forget the haters! Join our Minecraft server for epic adventures and crazy fun!

Majin Kuu lovers unite! Let’s build a world where everyone appreciates the greatness of this awesome character.

Who needs haters when you can have a whole community of Majin Kuu fans on our server?

Come join us and show the world that being a joke character is actually super cool!

Don’t miss out on the chance to bond with fellow fans and create the ultimate Majin Kuu paradise in Minecraft!