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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5699 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve.
So why wait? Come join our crazy, meme-tastic Minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs the EN branch when you’ve got us?