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Block Butt Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Potions Brewed:	139	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of censorship in Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can proudly show off your character’s butt without any restrictions! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it’s in block form.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Build giant butt statues, create butt-themed mini-games, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, a mysterious block that grants incredible powers to those who find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on over and join us for some cheeky fun (pun intended)! Let’s show the world that butts deserve to be seen in all their blocky glory.

Alt sM P Minecraft SMP: Death is Near

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.

3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.

4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#youtube, activism, Awareness, BROKE, controversy, discrimination, equality, internet, Justice, Minecraft, ONLINE, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Political, racism, Reel, Server, shorts, social media, society, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	434	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Emeralds Found:	1099
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

J.J. Abrams’s new movie Minecraft SMP

Abramss, Actors, Adventure, Author, Characters, Emma Mackey, FANTASY, fantasy world, Fiction, film, Glen Powell, IMDb, J.J, J.J. Abrams, jenna ortega, mentor, Minecraft, Movie, mythical world, New Movie, popular novels, Quest, Samuel L. Jackson, Save, smp

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can embark on a quest to save a mythical world just like Glen Powell! Emma Mackey will be your supportive wife, Jenna Ortega and Samuel L. Jackson will guide you through the fantasy world – with SLJ as your ultimate mentor figure. Who knew that your Minecraft adventures could save a whole other realm? Don’t miss out on this epic journey filled with magic, danger, and maybe even a dragon or two!

BlockyFate Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Mystery House Crafters are waiting for you to join their epic adventures!

Clear Lostbelt 5 Olympus to unlock a whole new world of craziness, where you’ll be rewarded with 3 Golden Apples and 18 Silver Apples just for logging in. And don’t forget about our welfare servant, 4*Lancer Van Gogh (Miner), who will mine her way into your heart with double the EXP when strengthening.

But that’s not all – our scenario writer, amphibian, has cooked up some insane quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Plus, we’ve got summon events that will make your head spin, with limited edition characters like 5Alter Ego Super Bunyan and 5Foreigner Van Gogh up for grabs.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Lostbelt No.6 Clear Support Campaign and show those mobs who’s boss. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crazy Dick Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magic Items Found:	3887
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Votes:	8171	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP server out there? Join us for a rollercoaster of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your sanity (and your life choices)!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.

So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

Ants R Us Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, Animal Behavior, Animals, anting, ants, bird behavior, Birds, birdwatchers, ecology, entomology, foraging behavior, insect behavior, interspecies interaction, Minecraft, Mutualism, natural history, Nature, ornithology, Server, symbiotic relationship, wildlife

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the ants are getting in on the action! That’s right, we have a whole colony of ants that have taken over and they’re ready to party!

Join us for epic ant battles where you can ride on the backs of giant ants and conquer the land! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the ants like to break it down and show off their sick dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen an ant doing the worm!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our ant-tastic Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ant queen – she’s a real diva and she doesn’t like to be disturbed during her beauty sleep.

Left or Right Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ores Mined:	849	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t even know what the word “rules” means!

Join us for a wild ride where left is right and right is left – literally! Our world is filled with crazy twists and turns that will have you questioning your sense of direction at every corner.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and only trade in diamonds. Want to be a part of their exclusive club? Better start mining!

Oh, and did we mention the giant pink fluffy unicorns that roam the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go? Yeah, they’re real. And they’re fabulous.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	2193	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Tappei’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	984	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you a Remfag feeling down because Tappei said Emilia and Subaru will have a child together? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own alternate universe where Rem and Subaru run away together and start a llama farm! Join now for a chance to see Rem riding a llama into battle against the evil Emilia and her baby daddy Subaru. It’s a wild ride filled with drama, llamas, and plenty of surprises. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!