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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1863 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server. First of all, we have the dankest memes this side of the blocky universe. Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and won. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. We have secret rituals every full moon where we sacrifice diamonds to summon Herobrine. It’s lit, fam. So if you wanna connect with your god in the most epic way possible, join our server now! Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll be stuck mining dirt for eternity. Peace out, my fellow blockheads!
