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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 7246 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 230386 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?