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RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

anger, anxiety, coping mechanism, depression, Edition, emotional outburst, family, Frustration, hate, helplessness, Life, mental health, negative emotions, out of control, overwhelmed, Ragecraft, Sadness, screaming, seeking help, self harm, stress, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Mines Excavated:	3491
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

4chan, 4Shit, Anime, banning, Captcha, cu__y, dodged, FAGGOT, Faggots, ip counter, Logic, POL, profit, Radical, radicals, REDDIT OF CHANS, retarded, Sympathy, troll, Ultimate, weeb

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	175	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Crops Grown:	9645	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

Adventure, apply, Biodiversity, career opportunity, Civil, civil service, conservation, CREEPERS, culture, Environment, Experience, Exploration, French, French Guiana, funcraft, Government, Guiana, Job, Mission, opportunity, research, service, south america, study, travel, tropical forests, wildlife

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	9862
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

#youtube, achievement, action-packed, Best OST, challenge, Cinematic, emotional, Epic, Experience, Galore, Game, gameplay, Immersive, INTENSE, KinoCraft, lol, MOMENTS, most kino moment, Music, ost, Play, REWARD, shithttps, Soundtrack, video game

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Towns Built:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

Pixelated Pandemonium

3 pages, 4 pages, 77166699, archives, Bed.., Carton, chinese words, Drinking, Fat-Fems, fully nude, Glasses, Important image find, japanese kanji, Manga, naked asian women, number code, Pandemonium, pixelated, Scrolling, Thread, Unorthodox, Yesterday

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	144
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	62	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

BETRAYAL, boundaries crossed, consequences, consequences of actions, control, Deception, emotional attachment, emotional manipulation, forbidden love, Grooming, Inappropriate Behavior, Manipulation, Mentorship, Minecraft, Misadventures, power dynamics, student-teacher affair, Teacher, teacher-student relationship, toxic relationship, Trouble, trust issues, Tsurukos, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

Big mac, Cheese, Choice, craving, Decision making, DELICIOUS, Dilemma, Edition, fast food, fast food chain, free, free sandwich, games, Hunger, indulgence, lunch, McCrafty, McDonalds, Meal, Options, quarter pounder, sandwich, satisfaction, Tasty, Treat

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8230	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

assimilation, belonging, Colonization, cultural assimilation, cultural heritage, discrimination, Division, dreams, heritage, historical trauma, History, identity crisis, internal conflict, Japan, Korea, KoreaCraft, Korean, longing, Mongolian, Nationality, self-hatred, self-identity, True

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Buildings Constructed:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

#youtube, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Catbox archive, Clips, Educational, hive, LIA, lols, LoRA, merch, Music, Netherworld, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, phase connect, twitch, twitter, vedal, vtai, Vtuber, waifu

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Potions Brewed:	199	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

deltarune chapter 3, Earthbound Halloween Hack, foxes, Fun, game creator, game design, game development, game industry, Indie dev, Indie developer, indie game developer, indie games, indie music, RPG, temmie chang, The Great Temmie Chang, The Great Toby Fox, toby fox, TobyCraft, Undertale, Various Places, video game music, work ethic

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!