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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 9668 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 3552 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, gadsenmädschenausgabe rode into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword that shot out rainbows. Sanner built a castle made entirely out of cake, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing top hats. And as for the other players, let’s just say they’re so skilled at Minecraft, they can build a functioning rocket ship in under five minutes.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. And don’t worry about the long server description, we’ll work on keeping it short and sweet. See you in the game!