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CraftyCowsMC

Ancient civilization, Bollywood, colors, CraftyCowsMC, cuisine, culture, curry, Diversity, Festivals, Gandhi, History, India, Population, progress, Sarees, spirituality, Taj Mahal, Technology, tradition, unity in diversity, vibrant, yoga

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Emeralds Found:	4010
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Spicy! And that’s exactly what you’ll get on our Minecraft server – a spicy adventure like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated version of India where you can ride on elephants, battle with samosas, and even climb the Taj Mahal (yes, you read that right). Our server is so lit, even the cows are doing Bollywood dance numbers! So come on down and experience the curry-filled chaos for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!

CraftyEU Diplomat

Baltic states, CraftyEU, diplomat, diplomatic job, Estonia, EU, European Commission, European Council, European diplomacy, European governance, european integration, European leadership, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union member states, foreign affairs, Government, leadership, Politics, prime minister, resignation

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Runes Activated:	0
New Chunks Explored:	827031	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Animals Bred:	89
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

lol so the estonian pm was like “peace out y’all imma go be a top eu diplomat now” and we were all like “wait what??” but then we realized he just wanted to join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest builds and the wildest adventures. like one time, we found a secret village full of talking pigs who taught us how to fly with diamond wings. and another time, we battled a giant chicken boss who shot lasers out of its eyes. so if you wanna be part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe, come join us now! the estonian pm did, so why not you??

WalkOutCraft

Adulthood, Childhood, Coming of Age, Decision making, emotional development, Escaping, finding oneself, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Leaving Home, leaving the nest, life stages, Maturity, moving on, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, running away, Self Discovery, transitioning, walking out, WalkOutCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	188
Dragon Eggs Found:	7239	Magic Items Found:	8750
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we run away from reality and walk out into a world of blocky madness! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants in on the action! we have unicorns that poop rainbows, creepers that sing lullabies, and villagers that do the macarena!

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot laser beams. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is so cool, even the ender dragon takes selfies with our players. we also have a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush! it’s gonna be epic, bro!

WelfareQueenMC Server

entitlement programs, financial assistance, government assistance, low-income, medicaid, POVERTY, public assistance, Server, social services, social welfare, subsidized housing, welfare application, welfare assistance, welfare benefits, welfare eligibility, welfare fraud, welfare office, welfare program, welfare queen, welfare requirements, welfare system, WelfareQueenMC

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	67
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a maze filled with jiggaboo zombies and collect Oxys to survive! But be careful, if you get caught by the SS office guards, you’ll have to start all over again. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, boy bands, catchy tunes, chart-toppers, Dance, Entertainment, Fandom, girl groups, global phenomenon, Hallyu wave, idol groups, IDOLS, International, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music videos, pop culture, popular music, Server, south korea, viral

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you want to build a Kpop-themed castle with your fellow Minecrafters? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic dance-offs with other players, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where you can party with virtual Kpop idols and even challenge them to a game of Spleef!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some pixelated Kpop magic together!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, difficult family, Drama, drama center, family, Father, Gaslighting, Minecraft, Negativity, relationships, school counselor, Server, sister, Soap Opera, toxic behavior, Ultimatum, uninvite, Wedding, wedding day, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Farms Harvested:	192
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here you can focus on building, crafting, and surviving in a world where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations.

We understand the struggle of dealing with family members who just can’t seem to stay out of trouble, which is why we offer a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts looking to escape the chaos of everyday life. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the intense rivalry between factions competing for resources and territory.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be whoever you want to be without worrying about family members causing unnecessary drama. Build your dream castle, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, or just relax and fish by the virtual lake – the possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like your in-game family is causing too much trouble, just remember that you have the power to kick them out of your virtual world. No more ultimatums, no more gaslighting – just pure, unadulterated fun in a Minecraft universe where the only drama comes from accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced torch.

Join us today and leave the real-life family drama behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only explosions you’ll have to worry about are the ones caused by TNT!

SisNoShowCraft

Appreciated, Decision making, declined, ENGAGEMENT, exclusion, family, feelings, fresh perspective, hurt feelings, left out, maid of honor, Overlooked, relationships, sidelined, SisNoShowCraft, sister, stepping back, Support, unsupportive, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Potions Brewed:	161
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of being left out like a sad little block in a game of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server, where we promise to include you in all the wedding planning drama you could ever dream of!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chosen as the maid of honor, only to decline like a boss because you deserve better! Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual celebration with us, where your feelings will never be overlooked, and your blocks will always be appreciated?

Don’t be an unsupportive blockhead, join our server now and show your sister who’s boss in the world of Minecraft weddings!

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, bothered, BotheredCraft, Challenges, coping, discomfort, discontent, discontentment, dissatisfaction, emotions, feelings, Frustration, mental health, Minecraft, overwhelmed, PRESSURE, Server, stress, Struggles, Tension, unease, worries

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are creepers blowing up your builds? Are zombies constantly knocking on your door asking for brains? Is your diamond pickaxe just not shiny enough? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, all your Minecraft woes will be a thing of the past!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and the villagers have formed their own boy band (they call themselves The Villager Vibe).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to hug (or crush, it’s hard to tell with those blocky arms).

So come on down and join us for the craziest, wackiest, most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get hugged by the Blocktopus, then you might regret it a little).

SpookyCraft: Ghostly Encounters

Apparition, chilling, creepy, eerie, eerie experience, ENCOUNTERS, Frightening, ghost, Ghostly, ghostly encounter, Haunting, OTHERWORLDLY, Paranormal, paranormal activity, poltergeist, Spirits, spooky, spookycraft, Supernatural, supernatural encounter, supernatural occurrence, unexplained, unexplained phenomena

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimension Hops:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have ghosts haunting our virtual world, zombies that break out in dance parties, and creepers that tell the funniest jokes (if you can understand their hissing, that is). Join us if you dare for a spine-tingling adventure that will have you questioning reality itself. Who needs normal when you can have paranormal?

ImranCraft Minecraft Server

Ban, ban on political party, controversy, decision, Democracy, Government, Imran Khan, Imran Khan’s party, ImranCraft, information minister, leadership, Minecraft, News, opposition, Pakistan, Pakistan government, Pakistan politics, Party, political turmoil, Politics, prime minister, ruling party, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	987	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west but with creepers and zombies instead of cowboys and indians. we got a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, but u gotta solve a riddle to find it. rumor has it there’s a haunted mansion in the woods where herobrine lives and he’ll trade u enchanted armor for your soul. plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a hidden treasure chest. so come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory!