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WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	733	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Sugar Rush City

AgRP neurons, AgRP neurons effects, city, diabetes in mice, diabetes risk, high-fat diet effects, high-fat diet risks, High-fat diets, hypothalamus, hypothalamus alterations, macronutrient effects, macronutrients, Mice, obesity, obesity in mice, obesity risk, Rush, Sugar, sugar and obesity., sugar effects

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

playstp.ru:10000

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3521
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	127
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	179620
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	1620
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	4

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!