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Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchantments Applied:	57	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.

we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!

so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!

SoulPvP

#exciting, Community, competitive, Ffa, Fun, Gaming, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, PvP, Rewards, Server, SoulPvP, Voting

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	80891
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7480	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Vote for Us and Win Exciting Rewards! SoulPvP is a Network Consisting 2 gamemodes Lifesteal and FFA!

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Blocky Trump’s Dick Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Animals Bred:	104
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a magical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and diamond-encrusted chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build entire cities in a single click.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Milo Younopollis himself! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Ping Gura Minecraft SMP Frame Tweet

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Our pings are so unpredictable, you’ll never know when you’ll be notified about Gura’s tweets or Panko’s latest shenanigans. It’s like playing a game of hide and seek with your notifications, but the prize is joining in on the wildest adventures in Minecraft history. Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

CraftySisterBetrayal

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing are pixelated chickens! No need to worry about your husband blabbing your personal business to your sister, because on our server, the only gossip is about who built the best castle!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky family members getting in the way. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about anyone spilling your virtual tea.

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is your plans to leave the computer. Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

BlockBuster10 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie marathon on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unforgettable moments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the ultimate Minecraft villain. So grab your popcorn, sharpen your pickaxe, and get ready for the movie of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

BlockyBantsCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4209	Votes:	6914
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Emeralds Found:	5535	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is like a virtual rite of passage, where you’ll navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious obstacles that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the ultimate challenge at the end – a showdown with the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a master at telling dad jokes.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (don’t worry, it happens to the best of us), then come join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, once you’ve been through it, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

RocketCraft: SirenZone

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mines Excavated:	1248	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Buildings Constructed:	48	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling from the sky is diamonds, not rockets like in central israel!!! we got siren sounds too but they just signal when it’s time to battle the ender dragon!!! come join the fun and leave those boring open areas behind, we got crazy adventures waiting for you!!!

Phoenix-Network

Adventure, Boxpvp, Community, Crafting, Creative, custom experiences, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Void Gems Collected:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Phoenix Network Prison | Skyblock | MiniGames| BoxPvP

Phoenix Network focuses mainly on custom and unique experiences. Join today to see what the hype is all about!

IP: Phoenix-Network.Net

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ENDWAR MC

action, Adrenaline, alliances, base building, Combat, DOMINANCE, ENDWAR MC, Experience, high stakes, INTENSE, LifeSteal, loot hunting, Minecraft, Network, PvP, relentless world, Rivals, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

The EndWarMC Minecraft Lifesteal Network is an intense, survival-based Minecraft server where players engage in high-stakes combat to steal each other’s hearts. The unique Lifesteal mechanic allows players to gain extra health by defeating enemies, but losing a fight means forfeiting your health to your opponent. With an immersive PvP environment, strategic alliances, and constant action, EndWarMC offers an adrenaline-packed experience. Whether you’re building up your base, hunting for loot, or battling rivals for dominance, every heart matters. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this relentless world!

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