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RedstoneFlow Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, DAUGHTER, discomfort, emotional boundaries, family, guilt tripping, language barrier, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, Period, personal space, privacy, RedstoneFlow, relationships, Respect, Server, taboo, Understanding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	268

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and boundaries just like this player’s daughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intense emotions, just like this player’s boyfriend Robert.

Explore our server and discover hidden secrets just like the hidden secret of the daughter’s period. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and chaos just like this player did with her boyfriend?

Join now and experience the thrill of dealing with overreacting NPCs and guilt-tripping mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement right here on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

CreeperBlockerGFStealer420

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9263	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters! Just like the time a creepy homeless guy mistook our player for his girlfriend and things got super awkward. But don’t worry, our player handled it like a pro and saved their coworker from a potential disaster. Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in on our server? Join now for a mix of excitement, drama, and maybe even a little bit of romance (but hopefully not with creepy homeless guys)!

Adulting Smackdown

Adulthood, adulting, bills, career development, Challenges, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial management, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, Life skills, Maturity, personal growth, reality check, responsibilities, self-care, self-sufficiency, SmackDown, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to forget about bills, responsibilities, and that annoying coworker who always steals your lunch from the office fridge.

On our server, you can create your own virtual paradise, complete with towering castles, secret underground lairs, and even a pet dragon if you’re feeling adventurous. Need a break from building? Take a stroll through our enchanted forests, where the trees whisper secrets and the animals dance to the beat of your pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly PvP tournaments and show off your mad skills in epic battles against other players. Trust us, nothing says stress relief like taking down your friends with a diamond sword while wearing a chicken costume.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

ApocalypseCraft: Last Player Standing

Apocalypse, ApocalypseCraft, armageddon, bleak future, catastrophic consequences, catastrophic event, Despair, Doomsday, Dystopia, End of the World, end times, Extinction, extinction event, Future, human race, Humanity, last days, no one, player, post-apocalyptic, Report, standing, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

join dis server if u wanna be the last person standing when da world ends. we got zombies, creepers, and even herobrine running around causing chaos. no one will be there to report the extinction of humanity cuz we all too busy building epic bases and fighting off mobs. come join us if u think u got what it takes to survive the apocalypse in style. bonus points if u can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against the forces of evil. let’s see who will be da ultimate survivor in dis crazy world of blocky madness.

CraftyDepressantz

antidepressants, brain chemistry, classic antidepressants, clinical conversation, CraftyDepressantz, framework, IMPORTANCE, major depressive disorder, MDD, medication, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, researchers, serotonin, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

so like, u know how sometimes u feel like ur in a deep dark hole and u just cant climb out? well, this server is like ur own personal happy pill, but in minecraft form! join us and let us show u how to build ur way out of that sad hole and into a world of fun and laughter! our team of experts have studied the ancient art of antidepressants and have unlocked the secret to happiness in block form. come join us and let us reframe ur whole minecraft experience!

Sovereign SMP Season 3: More Vanilla, Less Drama… Unless it’s about the creepers

Active players, building, bullying, CREEPERS, discrimination, Drama, Dynmap, Griefing, HACKING, Harassment, INDIVIDUALS, mini blocks, more mob heads, Play styles, Plugins, Positive, proximity chat, Requirements, Season, Server, smp, Sovereign, theft, tolerance policy, Understanding, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Sovereign SMP Overview

Description	Sovereign SMP is an 18+, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Minecraft server focused on building a positive and welcoming community. Season 3 started on 5/22.
Requirements	18+ only
Plugin List	Proximity Chat, Dynmap, Mini Blocks, More Mob Heads, Player Head Drops, Fast Leaf Decay, Armor Stands, Single Player Sleep. TnT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed.
Version	Paper 1.20.4

Apply through Discord! ->https://discord.gg/fBBPevbzBQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server LGBTQIA+ friendly?	Yes, we are an LGBTQIA+ friendly server.
Are Java and Bedrock players welcome?	Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome.
What is the zero tolerance policy?	We have a ZERO tolerance policy in regards to any form of harassment, discrimination, bullying, hacking, griefing, theft, etc.
Can I use redstone tricks on the server?	Yes, TnT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed.

Pol’s Minecraft Server: The Decline

bogus websites, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theory websites, conspiratard theory, credible sources, Decline, decline of credibility, Decline of politics, digital credibility., digital misinformation, fake news, internet credibility, internet sources, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation sources, online sources, political decline, political misinformation, pols, Server, unreliable information, unreliable websites

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of falling down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories on the internet? Join our Minecraft server and leave all those wacky theories behind! Our server is like a tin-foil hat for your brain, protecting you from the madness of fake news and outlandish claims.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the lizard people or create a giant pyramid to communicate with aliens. We even have a special area where you can hunt for Bigfoot and Nessie!

Don’t believe us? Well, just ask our resident time traveler who built a working flux capacitor out of redstone. Or chat with our alien ambassador who’s always down for a game of Skyblock.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the craziness of conspiracy theories behind. Who needs fake news when you have blocks to mine and creepers to avoid?

Pixel Boobies: Minecraft Server

acceptance, all sizes, Amateur, beauty standards, body positivity, boobies, Confidence, different thread, discussion, diverse bodies, encouragement, long tail, Minecraft, PIXEL, rating system, Ratings, Saggy, self love, Server, Summer, Thoughts, Thread, titties, welcome

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes of amateur titties! But don’t worry, if you’re more into the saggy variety, we’ve got a special thread just for you. Rate and discuss your thoughts on Summers’ titties while you build, mine, and survive in our wacky world. Join us for a titillating good time!

CreeperCousinsWeddingDrama

adoption, Boundaries, Communication, CreeperCousinsWeddingDrama, DAUGHTER, Decision making, disturbing comments, family acceptance, family arrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, father figure, Manipulation, sensitive topics, side hug, single parent, Threats, Wedding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Votes:	9229

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is more intense than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela.

Our server is so crazy that even your in-laws will try to sabotage your gameplay. Watch out for groom’s brother and sister, who will stop at nothing to stir up trouble in your virtual family. Will you be able to navigate through their drama and protect your Minecraft kids from their shenanigans?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for threatening messages, disturbing comments, and a whole lot of virtual chaos. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the craziness of our server?

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a server full of unexpected twists and turns? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft world!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward comment, awkward moment, awkward situation, blunder, cringe, CringeCraft, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, foot in mouth, Humiliating, Minecraft, mistake, regret, regretful, Regrettable, Server, social embarrassment, social faux pas, social gaffe, social mistake, verbal mistake, verbal slip

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Enchantments Applied:	54
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Have you ever accidentally told a villager that you were going to steal all their emeralds and then realize they actually understood you because they started attacking you with a diamond sword? Well, if you’re looking for a server where the NPCs have a sense of humor (and a deadly one at that), then you’ve come to the right place! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected consequences and hilarious mishaps. Just be prepared to face the wrath of the pixelated villagers if you slip up and say the wrong thing!