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NeanderthalCraft

ANCESTORS, ancient civilizations, anthropology, Communication, cultural exchange, discovery, early Homo sapiens, eras, Evolution, Groups, History, human species, Language, linguistic analysis, names, NeanderthalCraft, Neanderthals, paleoanthropology, prehistoric, research, speculation

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ores Mined:	6370

Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got Neanderthals running around like they own the place! Imagine teaming up with a caveman to build the sickest base ever, using rocks and sticks to fend off creepers and zombies. Who needs diamonds when you got a Neanderthal by your side, amirite? Plus, we got secret caves filled with ancient treasures and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle prehistoric beasts. So grab your club and join us on this wild adventure back in time!

CashlessCraft: Spend More, Build More!

BUILD, cashless effect, cashless payment, CashlessCraft, conspicuous consumption, consumer behavior, credit cards, debit cards, digital wallets, economic psychology, financial decisions, financial psychology, impulse buying, jewelry, Luxury items, money management, payment methods, research study, retail therapy, shopping behavior, spend, spending habits, status symbols

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Potions Brewed:	133
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, and suddenly you feel this urge to spend all your diamonds on some fancy jewelry to flex on all the other players. it’s like, a cashless effect, man. you just can’t help yourself.

but wait, there’s more! not only do you spend more on bling-bling stuff, but you also become a generous soul when it comes to donating or tipping. it’s like, you’re throwing diamonds left and right, making it rain on everyone.

so, yeah, if you wanna experience this crazy cashless effect and become a baller in the minecraft world, then join this server now! who knows, maybe you’ll end up being the most stylish and charitable player around. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure!

GeoModded – Nations Server [WHITELISTED]

Adventure, BUILD, creativity, Decision making, Discord, epic journey, GeoModded, geopolitcal, Geopolitics, GREATNESS, Minecraft, Modded, Moddedserver, nation, Nation building, Nations, Server, strategy, Survival, SURVIVE, Thrive, Whitelisted, world construction

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

GEOMODDED – Nations Server

Welcome to GeoModded, a unique survival Minecraft server where the spirit of adventure meets the ingenuity of nation-building and world construction! Step into a richly modded environment designed to push the boundaries of your creativity and strategic thinking.Join GeoModded today and embark on an epic journey where your creativity and strategy will determine the fate of nations! Build, survive, and thrive in a world where every decision matters. Can you lead your nation to greatness? The adventure awaits!Disclaimer: This server has no wars allowed.

Join our Discord-Server to get whitelisted.https://discord.gg/hNdGJGDaU3

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LidlCraft Minecraft Server

Beer, budget beer, budget shopping, convenience store, frozen food, frozen pizza, grocery haul, grocery shopping, grocery store, lidl, LidlCraft, meal ideas, meal planning, Minecraft, quick dinner, Server, shopping choices, shopping decisions, shopping essentials, shopping list, shopping tips, shopping trip, SNACKS

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magic Items Found:	6990	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	614	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your trip to Lidl? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to battle giant frozen pizza monsters and drink beer that gives you superpowers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your shopping list and get ready for a hilarious adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in a grocery store aisle. Join now and let the craziness begin!

GalacticCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, Disney, Epic, fan base, force, Franchise, Future, GalacticCraft, Galaxy, Gmjr, lightsaber, long tail, Lucasfilm, Minecraft, Movie, Nostalgia, Redemption, SAVED, Sci Fi, Server, space opera, Star Wars, storytelling

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	5140	Towns Built:	10
Villages Defended:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Emeralds Found:	9782	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day…just like how the Jedi saved the galaxy in Star Wars!

Join our server and become the hero of your own epic adventure! Fight off creepers with lightsabers, build your own Death Star base, and even ride on Ewoks as your loyal steed.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that George Lucas himself plays on our server in disguise, and if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes…or at least give you a virtual high-five.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and may the blocks be with you!

NotAPickyEaterGF

#CulturalDifferences, arguments, communicationissues, culturalappreciation, culturalawareness, culturalfood, EMBARRASSMENT, foodpreferences, Frustration, Guilt, interracialrelationship, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, NotAPickyEaterGF, pickyeater, relationshipcommunication, relationshipconflict, relationshipproblems, socializing, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Votes:	5751

Are you tired of being called a picky eater just because you don’t absolutely love every single dish your significant other makes? Join our Minecraft server and escape the judgment of your partner’s culinary creations! No more being labeled as “picky” or only liking “bland Caucasian food” – on our server, you can feast on pixelated delicacies without anyone questioning your taste buds.

Imagine a world where you can enjoy every meal without the fear of being called out for not declaring it your favorite thing ever. No more awkward family dinners where your partner insists on bringing up your supposed pickiness in front of everyone. Join our server and let your appetite run wild, free from the shackles of false accusations and food-related drama.

So come on over and build your own food paradise in Minecraft, where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills, not your taste in cuisine. Say goodbye to culinary conflicts and hello to a world where you can eat in peace, surrounded by fellow gamers who understand the struggle of being labeled as a picky eater. Join us now and let the feasting begin!

CraftyCallersMC: Strangest Call Ever!

bizarre call center experiences, bizarre conversations, Call, Call Center, CraftyCallersMC, customer behavior, customer service, customer service stories, funny customer calls, odd encounters, offbeat phone calls, peculiar customer behavior, phone calls, quirky phone calls, reddit, strange calls, strange customer calls, STRANGEST, unexpected calls, unusual call openings, unusual customer interactions, unusual interactions, weird greetings

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by talking cows and dancing creepers! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WorldRecordBreakerCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, hidden accomplishments, hidden talents, potential achievements, potential records, record-breaking, secret talents, unacknowledged achievements, unacknowledged feats, unacknowledged talents, undiscovered abilities, undiscovered records, unnoticed skills, unnoticed world records, unrecognized accomplishments, unrecognized feats, untapped potential, world records, WorldRecordBreakerCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Yo, yo, yo! You ever feel like you’re a secret world record holder? Well, on this server, it’s entirely possible you have broken multiple world records without knowing it. Like, maybe you’re the fastest block placer in the universe or the most skilled sheep shearer in existence. Who knows, man? Join this server and uncover your hidden talents! Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are actually made of chocolate. So, like, come for the world records, stay for the sweet treats. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

CholineCraft: The Brainy Server

Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain function, brain health, Brainy, choline levels, CholineCraft, cognitive function, discovery, Medical research, Mfsd7c, Mice, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neuroscience, protein, researchers, Revolutionize, Role, Server, study, therapeutic possibilities, Treatment

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like, the coolest place ever, man. we got this protein thingy, mfsd7c, that like, totally revolutionizes the way we treat alzheimers. like, who knew a protein could be so lit, right?

join our server and you’ll be like, a brain scientist or something. you can totally mess around with choline levels in the brain and be all like, “wow, i’m changing the world with my minecraft skills.”

plus, we have this secret lab where we do all our experiments. it’s like, super high-tech and stuff. you can pretend you’re a mad scientist and create crazy potions and stuff. it’s wild, man.

so yeah, come join our server and be part of the next big scientific breakthrough. who needs school when you have minecraft, right? let’s get weird with some brain proteins, dude.

LittleSMP: Where the only thing we ban is square brackets and curly braces! Join our funny community today!

August 20, Ban, braces, Brackets, Community, Creative, Curly, Discord, fabricmc, friend request, funny, Gaming, GMT+2, Hosting, Introduce, invite, Join, LittleSMP, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, progress, rules, Server, Square, Staff, Survival, Today, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Votes:	4986	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP/CMP (Survival Multiplayer/Creative Multiplayer)
Host	Yani
Timezone	GMT+2
Server Start Date	August 20, 2023

FAQs

What is the purpose of the server?

The purpose of the server is to provide a relaxing environment for players to create and explore within the rules set by the server.

What are the server rules?

The rules are outlined in the server’s discord server and are enforced by active staff members.

Is there an age requirement to play on the server?

Yes, the minimum age requirement is 18 to play on the server.

How do I join the server?

To join the server, send a friend request to yani01 and ask for an invite link.