terrible platinums – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

LooxMax Minecraft Server
ABUSIVE, AGGRESSIVE, bullying, Cruel, cyberbullying, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hurtful, inappropriate, insensitive, insult, LooxMax, looxmaxxxxing, mean, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive, provoking, retard, Server, Taunting, unkind
Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the looxmaxxxxing retards out there!
Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and engage in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner looxmaxxxxing retard and have the time of your life, come join us on our insane Minecraft server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

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WinnerWinnerMinecraftSMP
achievement, Competition, contemplation, deep thoughts, deserving, determination, inspiration, introspection, Life, Losers, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, philosophy, Reflection, Religion, self improvement, success, WINNERS, WinnerWinnerMinecraftSMP, winning
Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where winning in life is the ultimate goal…unless you don’t deserve it! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, unexpected twists, and questionable life lessons straight from every single religion and philosophy out there.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas in top hats appears, challenging you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a golden carrot. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens who claim to hold the key to unlocking the true meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s all about building epic structures in Minecraft).
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of battling a giant squid boss in a disco-themed underwater arena or participate in a heated debate with a group of sentient cacti about the best way to brew potions? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good laugh along the way?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty llama – it’s time to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, in this world, winning isn’t always what it seems…but hey, at least you’ll have a ton of fun trying!

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ExCraft Family Drama
amusement park, birthday celebrations, blended family, Boundaries, child support, co parenting, Communication, custody, Drama, emotional labor, ex-partner, ExCraft, family, family dynamics, family outings, father figure, Fatherhood, holiday activities, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, step-parenting
Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some crazy fun? Join our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life baby mama drama and enjoy building, exploring, and battling creepers!
Our server is filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoasters at an amusement park. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasure like a forgotten birthday present!
Don’t worry about adopting any extra kids or dealing with angry exes here. Just focus on crafting your dream world and having a blast with your virtual sons, Jamie and Jayden. Who needs a real family when you have a Minecraft family full of blocky fun?
So come join us and leave the drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you forget to bring enough pickaxes for mining!

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DreamyNightmaresMC SMP
anxiety, chilling, creepy, Dark, Disturbing, DreamyNightmaresMC, fear, Ghosts, Haunting, Horror, Monsters, Night terrors, Nightmares, Panic, phobias, Psychological, scary dream, sleep paralysis, smp, spine-tingling., surreal, Terror, unsettling
Have you ever dreamt of being chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare to face the most epic and absurd challenges in the blocky world. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride of chaos and laughter!

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FriYAYCraft
Chill, end of the week, Escape, EXCITEMENT, freedom, FRIDAY, FriYAYCraft, Fun, Good Vibes, Happiness, happy hour, joy, leisure, long weekend, positive energy, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, stress relief, TGIF, unwind, weekend
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate Friday night party that will make you forget all about the work week! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it low on the dance floor.
We’ve got a secret underground club where you can battle it out in epic dance-offs with other players. And if you win, you get a diamond helmet that gives you mad dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a zombie do the moonwalk like this before.
But that’s not all – we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hang on tight as you zoom past ghasts and lava pits, and try not to lose your lunch (or your diamonds)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the party begin! Who needs a boring Friday night when you can be getting down with skeletons and partying with pigs?

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MissileMadnessMC
Air Force, Conflict, considers, Defense, F-16s, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, JASSM, Kursk, long range missiles, Military, MissileMadnessMC, russia, SECURITY, Sending, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, US, weapons
so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode? well, look no further cuz this server is like a unicorn farting rainbows in ur face.
we got long-range missiles, like wtf? u can blow up ur enemies from across the map and be like “boom, u just got wrecked by my epicness”. and we even got Ukrainian F-16s flying around, ready to drop bombs on anyone who messes with us.
the Kursk Incursion is no match for us, we will defend our land with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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MarshmallowMayhem
achievement, adult functioning, age 26, Behavior, childhood behavior, cognitive development., delayed gratification, follow-up, health, INDIVIDUALS, long-term outcomes, Marshmallow Test, MarshmallowMayhem, new study, popular belief, predictive test, psychological assessment, Reliability, self-control, Social Science, toddlers
So, like, you know that test with the marshmallows where they see if you can resist eating it? Well, turns out it doesn’t mean squat about how you gonna turn out as an adult! Like, who knew, right?
Anyway, come join our Minecraft server, where we don’t care if you can resist the marshmallow temptation or not. We just want you to build epic stuff and have a blast! Plus, we have a secret underground marshmallow farm where you can sneak a taste whenever you want. Shh, don’t tell anyone!
Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual marshmallows and become the ultimate marshmallow master in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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GoatZone Reborn: Where Pixelmon reign supreme, only the whitelisted survive the community craziness!

Community, Craziness, Gaming Revamp Discord Channels Friends Giveaways Prizes Events Activities Competitions Hangout Memories Unforgettable Join Server Survival Sandbox Valheim Events Awesome, GoatZone, Modded, Pixelmon, reborn, Reign, SUPREME, SURVIVE, Whitelisted

GoatZone Reborn Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Weekly Game Nights	Join us every week for scheduled game nights.
Diverse Channels	Discord server packed with channels for all your needs.
Active & Social Community	Lively and friendly group always online to chat or game with.
Monthly Giveaways	Participate in monthly giveaways for a chance to win prizes.
Community Game Servers	Host own Minecraft server and other survival sandbox games.
Events & Activities	Host a range of events, in-server activities, and in-game competitions.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join GoatZone Reborn?

A: You can join us by following this link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4

Q: Can I participate in the weekly game nights if I’m not a competitive gamer?

A: Absolutely! Our game nights cater to all types of gamers, whether you’re looking to compete or just have a good time.

Q: Are there any specific requirements to join the community?

A: We welcome all players and have a policy of inclusivity, so as long as you are respectful towards others, you are welcome to join.

Q: How often are the monthly giveaways held?

A: Monthly giveaways are held once a month, giving you a chance to win exciting prizes.

Q: Can I suggest games to host on the community game servers?

A: We are always open to suggestions, and if there’s a game that the community is interested in, we can look into hosting it on our servers.

WebCraft Server
posting webms, Server, Thread, WebCraft, webm, webm community, webm content, webm content creators, webm creators, webm discussion, webm enthusiasts, webm files, webm format, webm forum, webm posting, webm sharing, webm sharing platform, webm thread, webm thread discussion, webm uploads, webm videos, webms
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of dancing llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords? We got you covered.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You’ll be rolling on the floor laughing as he tells jokes about creepers and villagers.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, this is a webm thread and you must post webms to survive the madness!

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Minecraft SMP name: “StableDiffusionMC – /sdg/ Society of Silly Shenanigans”
A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Executed stalin style, Forge, inpaint, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, phoenix edition, PonyXL style, Reforge, SDG, Shenanigans, silly, smp, society, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, StableDiffusionMC, webui
Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate experience of being executed Stalin style only to come back as a phoenix! Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and thrilling respawn mechanic in the world of Minecraft?
Our server is filled with crazy mods and plugins that will blow your mind. From ComfyUI to AMD installations, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the PDXL Prompt Guide – it’s a game-changer!
But that’s not all, folks. We have models that will make your jaw drop, ControlNet for ultimate control, and even AI boorus for all your AI needs. Plus, our Discord is filled with like-minded players who are just as insane as you are.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just respawn as a phoenix and rule the server with an iron fist!

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