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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2733 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 195 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy lava baths, sexy creeper encounters, and scandalous sheep shenanigans. Our players can’t get enough of the sizzling hot PvP battles and the seductive pixelated landscapes.
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