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Hate It But Craft It Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ores Mined:	6852	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Are you tired of dealing with people who actually enjoy pineapple on pizza? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no pineapple on pizza policy! Join us and never have to worry about encountering such madness again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of pizza-loving llamas who will protect you from any pineapple-related threats. So come on over and join the fun – just leave the pineapple at home!

SlimCraft2021

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our players have reported losing up to 20 pounds in a week just from playing on our server. It’s like a virtual weight loss boot camp, but with more explosions and less kale smoothies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to slim down while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

HezDroneCraft: German Arrests

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more fun than germany arresting some dude for getting drone parts. like, who needs drones when you can have epic adventures in our server, amirite? come build your own drone in minecraft instead, way more fun. plus, we have crazy events like a llama rodeo and a dance party with creepers. join now and be part of the madness!

WWIIIInventionsGalore

aftermath, Conflict, creativity, Development, Future, History, imagination, Impact, innovation, inventions, optimism, Potential, progress, resilience, society, Survival, Technology, War, world war II, WWIII, WWIIIInventionsGalore

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Farms Harvested:	915
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

join this epic minecraft server and see all the crazy inventions that came out of WWIII, like flying pigs and laser-shooting chickens. we even have a secret underground base where you can ride on a unicorn while eating rainbow cake. plus, if you survive the zombie apocalypse event, you get a free pet dragon to ride around on. come join the fun and see what kind of wacky adventures await you!

OpioidBlockParty

addiction, Binding, Biosensors, Brain, brain activity, drug abuse, drug effects, Drug research, Fluorescence, innovation, medical imaging, medical technology, Monitoring, neurology, neuroscience, OpioidBlockParty, opioids, real-time, research, Sensor, Visualization

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	1620	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biosensors that light up like a rave party when you find those precious opioids in the game! watch as your brain lights up like a christmas tree as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s a wild ride of colors and excitement that will have you hooked for hours on end. don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience, join now for the ultimate high in minecraft gaming!

Serveration SMP: Where Some Vanilla Beans Get Spilled – Adults Only!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Severation SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 18+
Server Software	PaperMC
Whitelisted	Yes
Rules	No griefing or stealing
Server Start Date	28/06

About Us

What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

Our Features

Shopping District
Dynmap
Interactive chat commands
Pre-Generated World
Creative Server (coming soon)
Leaderboards

Our Values

Focus on community and interactions
Establishing a good economy
Maturity is important

Joining Instructions

Fill out the application on our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	No griefing or stealing.
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application on our Discord server.
Is there an age requirement?	Players must be 18 years or older.
Are there in-game features like teleportation?	Yes, there are quality of life features like teleportation.

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Our latest patch includes new features like flying pigs and exploding sheep – you never know what you’ll find around the corner!

Create your own character with our character planners and embark on epic quests with your friends. Need help navigating the world? Check out our interactive map to never get lost again.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a group password that will unlock hidden treasures and secret portals. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the chaos begin!

Pixelated Memories Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Alien Abductions:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Towns Built:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Alex Jones’ conspiracy theories? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question the very fabric of reality – just like that weird photo of Alex Jones’ family!

Join us and experience a world where pixels blend together like a bizarre AI experiment gone wrong. Who needs sharp focus when you can have a face that looks like a wax statue? It’s like living in a real-life meme!

Forget about traditional photography – on our server, every photo looks like it’s been through a subsurface level photo processing nightmare. You’ll never be able to tell what’s real and what’s AI, just like a generation that’s been raised on blurry, distorted images.

So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs authentic photos when you can have a good laugh at the uncanny valley effect? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

BrotherBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	170	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take exaggeration to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and over-the-top reactions!

Imagine a world where falling off a ladder turns into a full-blown emergency room visit! Our players are experts at blowing things out of proportion, just like the wife in this story who had her husband running around in a panic.

But don’t worry, we also have a supportive community that will call you out on your BS and make sure you’re not being a gaslighting jerk. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and ridiculous situations that will make you question reality.

So come on, join our server and experience the ultimate boy who cried wolf situation gone wrong! Just remember, don’t take anything too seriously and be prepared for some outrageous storytelling. See you in the game!

ChunkyCraft: AITA Dropout?

aita, body positivity, Boundaries, ChunkyCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dropout, emotional wellbeing, family, family dynamics, fat shaming, guilt trip, health, intervention, obesity, personal responsibility, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, weight

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Emeralds Found:	9405
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3665	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about your weight? Do they keep pushing you to go outside and be more active, but all you want to do is enjoy some delicious food in peace? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the weight-shaming drama!

Join us on this server where your size doesn’t matter, and you can build your dream world without anyone judging you. No more interventions or guilt trips about missing out on family activities like hiking or Disneyland. On our server, you can be as big as you want and still have a blast!

Forget about your family’s concerns and dive into a virtual world where you can be yourself without any pressure to change. Build a castle made entirely out of cake, create a giant hot dog statue, or just relax in your pixelated paradise without anyone telling you to hit the gym.

So come join us on this hilarious Minecraft server where being fat is not a problem, it’s a celebration! Let’s laugh, build, and eat virtual snacks together while leaving all the weight-related drama behind. See you in the game, chunky champions!