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Trans Men Menstruation Madness

cream, Gel, gender affirming care, Gender Identity, health disparities, hormone administration, hormone levels, hormone replacement therapy, hormone side effects, hormone therapy, hormone treatment, Injection, LGBTQ, madness, Medical research, Men, menstrual cycle, menstruation, TESTOSTERONE, Trans, trans men, Transgender, transgender health

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	5445
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

1 like 1 prayer, caught off guard, climate change, community support, Corruption, disaster relief, Donate, emergency response, environmental crisis, Flood, global warming, gtUSA, Humanitarian Aid, impossible to predict, Incompetence, low iq people, Minecraft, mothernature, natural disaster, plastic pollution, Server, thirdie, Usa

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

51.81.62.131, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, io, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	7983	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	31

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

Acting, BlockBusterMinecraft, Character development, cinematography, classic, Direction, editing, emotional impact, Favorite, film, FLAWLESS, influential, Masterpiece, Movie, perfectly made, production design, script, smp, sound design, storytelling, Timeless, top choice

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Votes:	8328
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

all time, beloved film, best movie, BlockBusterFlicks, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, classic, Craft, emotional, Entertaining, favorite film, favorite movie, film, forever favorite, Impactful, memorable, movie lover, must watch, personal choice, Timeless, top pick, watch, why

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Enchantments Applied:	251	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DockCraftStrike

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Animals Bred:	199	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

#youtube, alcohol, alcoholic Aussie, Australian streamer, Brood War, Casio Mario World, Crafty, CREW, game + hard, Gaming, kaizo, Live Stream, Minecraft, multistreams, Nambona, Nambona420, Nambona890, online personality, Server, shittalk, twitch, twitch streamer, Yakuza Games, YouTube content creator

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

aew, Entertainment, Gaytch, gorillion, Impressive.., mastermind, Minecraft, multi year extension, Netflix streaming, Network, non-exclusivity deal, PEACOCK, phaseout, PPVs, Profitability, Revenue, shock, Silence, smp, third hour, Truth, Victory, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dimension Hops:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

A-type students, backyard, big house, college-aged girls, Community, competitive swimmers, Friendly, Gate, key, Minecraft, Neighborhood, parents, playboy mansion, Pool, practice swimming, retired, Routine, semi-rural area, Server, South, teacher friend, teenage neighbors, TeenPoolParty, Tinder

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

adult siblings, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family drama, financial strain, guest etiquette, living arrangements, night, noise complaints, OWLS, personal space, Respect, room, roommate issues, self-care, sibling relationships, sleep schedule, SnoozeCraft, Support, temporary housing, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉