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BossKidsCash5

5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

BlockyBoners

bizarre arousal, bizarre attraction, BlockyBoners, kinky turn on, odd stimulation, oddly turned on, offbeat stimulation, out of the ordinary attraction, peculiar fetish, peculiar turn on, quirky desire, strange arousal, strange sexual response, unconventional arousal, unexpected arousal, unexpected desire, unique sexual response, unusual attraction, unusual turn on, weird turn on, weirdly aroused

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Crops Grown:	3040	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?

DutchCraft16: No Restrictions!

Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, defense capabilities, defense technology, Dutch F-16s, DutchCraft16, european union, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, nato, restrictions, SECURITY, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use dutch f-16s without restrictions!! fly around in ur own fighter jet and bomb ur friends’ houses for fun! watch out for the flying pigs tho, they’re armed and dangerous. also, did we mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and lava traps? join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!!

LootLlamaCraft Minecraft Server

LootLlamaCraft, Minecraft, Server, 布瑠部由良布瑠部

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
New Chunks Explored:	764450	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking chickens and dancing pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a llama and were given a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. But beware, for the evil potato-stealing goblins lurk in the shadows, ready to snatch it away!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Rainbow Sheep Gang, a group of mischievous sheep who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join us and help put an end to their woolly shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy antics and absurd quests await you in this bizarre and hilarious world!

TitanCraft SMP – “wow this Shingeki no Kyojin show is really good can’t wait for Minecraft SMP”

action-packed, Anime, Armin, attack on titan, binge-worthy, cliffhangers, deepthroating, eren, fan favorite, Good, hours watching, INTENSE, Kissing, kyojin, mikasa, Minecraft, plot twists, refund, shingeki, Shingeki no Kyojin, Show, smp, Storyline, Suspenseful, Thrilling, titancraft, WAIT, wow

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5925
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the stories we come up with! Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, and finding hidden treasure in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon or when we all dressed up as Steve for Halloween. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most insane and hilarious Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even schlicking to Armin deepthroating (just kidding…maybe).

WeddingCrashCraft

adults only, ANNOYED, babysitter, ceremony, childcare, children, decision, duties, family, Invitation, Kids, Party, Pictures, props, reception, standing up, suit rentals, UNFAIR, Wedding, wedding party, WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of weddings that don’t appreciate the true stars of the show – your kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for your little ones to shine like the diamonds they are!

Join our server and let your kids experience the thrill of standing up in a virtual wedding party. They’ll wear virtual suits, walk down virtual aisles, and even perform virtual duties – all from the comfort of your own home! And the best part? They won’t be kicked out of the virtual reception, because everyone is invited to party in Minecraft land!

Say goodbye to the hassle of suit rentals and childcare arrangements, and say hello to a world where kids are the VIPs. So come on, join our server and let your kids be the stars they were always meant to be!

TapWaterWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, TapWaterWarrior

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you’ve ever wondered why people in countries with clean tap water still buy disposable water bottles. We have a whole town dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and secret underground water bottle societies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious.

HighSchooLolzCraft

crazy adventures, Friends, high school, HighSchooLolzCraft, Memories, Mischief, Nostalgia, school antics, School days, school memories, school shenanigans, teenage drama, teenage escapades, teenage rebellion, teenage years, unforgettable, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable moments, wild story, wild times, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Remember that time in high school when we all thought we were cool because we could fit 20 people into a single bathroom stall? Well, imagine that level of chaos and camaraderie, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a virtual high school reunion, but with way more explosions and way less awkward small talk. Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that embarrassing promposal you made in front of the whole school. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits on our server!

BlockyPolitician69

abuse of power, australian politics, BlockyPolitician69, Charged, child sex offences, controversy, court case, criminal charges, current events, government officials, justice system, law enforcement, legal proceedings, liberal, mp, News, NSW, political corruption, public figures, scandal, sexual misconduct

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make u forget about all ur problems? well, this server is the bomb dot com, fam. we got unicorns flying around, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground club where u can party with creepers.

oh, and did i mention that our owner is a former nasa astronaut who discovered a portal to the nether while on a mission to mars? true story, bro. now he’s back on earth and sharing his epic adventures with us on this server.

plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. we have weekly build competitions, epic treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo with baby zombies.

so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure awesomeness, join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention there’s free cake every friday? yeah, it’s that awesome.

Sonic’s Block Party Minecraft Server

apply, BLOCK, career, customer service, employment, fast food, full-time, Hiring, Job, job listing, job opening, job opportunity, Job Search, Minecraft, opportunity, part time, Party, Recruitment, Restaurant, Server, sonic, Sonic Drive-In, SONICS, Team member, work

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of running around aimlessly in Minecraft, wishing you could go faster? Well, look no further because Sonic himself is hiring for his very own Minecraft server! Join now and experience the thrill of speeding through blocky landscapes at the speed of sound.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you collect enough golden rings on the server, you’ll unlock the ability to turn into Super Sonic and fly around like a majestic blue hedgehog. Plus, every Monday is chili dog day in the server cafeteria, so you can chow down on some delicious virtual treats while you game.

So why wait? Join Sonic’s Minecraft server today and start living life in the fast lane!