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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 1201 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
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