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Sandcastle Skyscrapers

Architecture, building materials, cityscape, Concrete, construction, construction industry, Engineering, environmental impact, Glass, high rise buildings, innovative design, materials science, Modern Architecture, sand, Sandcastle, sandcastles, Skyscrapers, structural integrity, Sustainable Design, urban design, urban development

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5340	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

yo, have you ever thought about skyscrapers being like giant sandcastles? well, on our server, we take that idea to a whole new level! imagine building the craziest sandcastle skyscraper you can think of, reaching for the clouds and beyond. join us and let your imagination run wild as you create the most epic sandcastle city ever seen in Minecraft!

but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of mole people who live beneath the surface of the server. they are always up to some mischief and you never know what they might be plotting next. join us and uncover the mysteries of the mole people, or even join their ranks and become a master digger yourself!

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every full moon where the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. it’s a sight to behold and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knew that sandcastles could be so much fun?

FloraCraft: Gut Wrenching Adventures

Adventures, Analysis, Bacteria, correlation, death, Disease, findings, FloraCraft, Gut, gut health, health, Illness, INDIVIDUALS, infection, intestinal flora, Medical, microbiology, Microbiome, microbiota, mortality, research, Science, study, wrenching

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

So, like, if you don’t wanna end up with a gut full of bad bacteria and dying a horrible death, you should totally join our Minecraft server! We have the most epic adventures and crazy builds that will keep your intestines happy and healthy. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion in the game that can actually improve your gut flora and make you invincible. So, like, why risk death when you can just play Minecraft instead? Join now and save your gut from doom!

SpudCraft: Where potatoes are the real MVP! Join us for some baked fun on the farm!

age requirement, baked, Bluemap, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Farm, Fun, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Join, lightweight server, Minecraft, mvp, Paper 1.21, Potatoes, real, Reset, Server, smp, Spawn, SpudCraft, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	1604
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

SpudCraft Overview

Features
A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla with essential datapacks
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons
A kind, mature, and interactive community
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We’ve developed a small but close-knit group that we aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks such as anti-enderman griefing, multiplayer sleep, solidifying concrete dust in a cauldron, double shulker shells, player and mob head drops, mini head wandering traders, and an AFK display (visible by pressing Tab).
A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/

SpudCraft plans to reset once Paper 1.21 is released. We run a lightweight server to update faster! We recommend joining now, getting whitelisted, and introducing yourself to others. That way, when 1.21 comes out, you’ll have a server to play on and enjoy!

What are you waiting for? Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

TinyButMighty Minecraft Server

anatomy, body image, comparison, Confidence, Insecurity, judgement, male genitalia, Masculinity, micro peen, Minecraft, moms, relationships, self esteem, Server, sexual health, size doesn’t matter, size shaming, societal pressure, Sons, Stereotypes, stigma, TinyButMighty, worrying

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	82	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter…unless we’re talking about the size of your diamond castle, then it definitely matters! While moms are worrying about their sons having a micro peen, we’re here building epic structures and battling mobs like true warriors.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic loot, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who needs a big sword when you have a big imagination? So come on, join our server and show off your building skills…and maybe even your micro peen, we won’t judge!

MineGig – Minecraft Server

Absolution, alhaitham, Bennett, character builds, clorinde, Daily check-in rewards, Everyday Correspondence, friendlist, genshin impact, Heartfelt Doodlings, Light of Foliar Incision, Maps, Minecraft, MineGig, Record of Reflective Writing, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Wiki

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ores Mined:	9846

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough that you’ve been searching for!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve been sucked into the blocky universe of Minecraft.

We have more surprises than a chest full of enchanted gear, with events that will make you say “Enderman who?” Our current character banner features Clorinde, Alhaitham, Sethos, Bennett, and Thoma – the dream team that will take your gameplay to the next level.

And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, featuring Absolution and Light of Foliar Incision – the weapons of choice for slaying dragons and conquering dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more rewarding than finding a hidden stronghold, and redeemable codes that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a Creeper, then you might want to steer clear.

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, BlockBuddies, Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, Confrontation, FLIRTING, Insecurity, Jealousy, Minecraft, partner dynamics, personal space, professional behavior, relationship, Respect, Server, social cues, social dynamics, social events, social interactions, team dynamics, work environment, work relationships

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6420	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server! Join now and escape the real world craziness with some virtual fun.

Our server is like a small team of around 6 people, but with way more exciting adventures. One of our members is always complaining about their in-game girlfriend, so you know there’s never a dull moment.

We recently had a team member leave, so we’re throwing a virtual party with drinks (of the pixelated variety, of course). Bring your in-game partner and join the fun – just watch out for any jealous NPCs trying to steal your virtual love interest!

And if anyone gets too clingy in the game, don’t worry – our moderators are always ready to step in and keep the peace. So come join us and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or build a castle. See you in the game!

NoBraNoProblemsMC

backyard gatherings, body positivity, braless, church attire, clothing preferences, coffee meetups, comfortable clothing, fitting shirts, gardening chores, mom’s friends, nipple shape, no bra compromise, NoBraNoProblemsMC, not wearing a bra, painting house, public places, Self-expression, small breasts, special occasions, walk/hike outfit

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Buildings Constructed:	41
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can let it all hang loose? Look no further! Join our server for a bra-free gaming experience like no other.

We don’t believe in restricting your freedom, just like we don’t believe in bras. Embrace your natural self and join us for epic adventures in the world of Minecraft.

Our server is filled with friendly players who support your choice to go braless. We even have special events where we celebrate the freedom of not wearing a bra – because who needs one in a virtual world anyway?

So come join us and let your pixels bounce freely as you explore, build, and conquer in the most liberating Minecraft server out there. Who needs a bra when you’ve got blocks to break and mobs to defeat? Let’s game on, braless warriors!

NukeCraft Server: US vs China

arms control, arms race, bilateral talks, China, Diplomacy, global security, informal talks, international relations, non-proliferation, nuclear agreements, nuclear capabilities, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear policy, nuclear proliferation, nuclear strategy, nuclear talks, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Server, strategic stability, U.S

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

haha u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, U.S. and China are having a nuclear talk but we be like, who cares about that when u can join our server and blow stuff up in a virtual world instead! like, imagine if the U.S. and China settled their differences by playing minecraft together, that would be so epic, right?! so come join us and be part of the most explosive server ever! BOOM!

CraftyScamKing: $100M Hustler

100 million, 100m, Businessman, CraftyScamKing, crime, criminal activity, Deception, financial fraud, fraud, Homicide, hustler, illegal activities, investigation, Justice, Killed, law enforcement, money laundering, Records, scandal, Toronto, Tragedy, triple shooting, Victims

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Votes:	9993
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	268

come join our minecraft server where we have so much money you’ll think you’re a businessman in toronto! we have triple the fun with shooting games and fraud activities that will make you feel like a millionaire. with at least $100-million in prizes, you’ll be rolling in virtual dough. join now and become the ultimate scammer in the minecraft world!

NoRtoRiousBoston

accent, Boston, Boston accent, Bostonians, dialect, Language, language study, letter R, linguistic analysis, linguistic quirks, linguistics, massachusetts, new england, NoRtoRiousBoston, phonetics, pronunciation, pronunciation challenges, pronunciation difficulties, Regional, regional dialects, speech patterns.

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Ores Mined:	4280
Enchantments Applied:	162	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who run the whole operation. they wear tiny suits and ties and have their own little chicken-sized office buildings.

if you join, you get to be the honorary mayor of the chicken city and get to make important decisions like what kind of seeds they should plant and what color to paint their eggs.

also, we have a giant roller coaster made entirely out of cheese that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the cheesiest ride in all of minecraft!

plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. you can prance around and spread glitter and rainbows everywhere you go.

so come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft! it’s gonna be cluckin’ awesome!