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Mirror Wars: Who’s Your Daddy?

Access, access to mirrors, arguments, common, DADDY, dna testing, family disputes, Fatherhood, genetic testing, good mirrors, Identity, less common, MIRROR, Mirrors, modern technology, Paternity, paternity arguments, paternity disputes, paternity issues, Reflection, relationships, self reflection, Wars, Whos

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Towns Built:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Magic Items Found:	3610
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

yo, dis server be lit, like a creeper on fire! join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures! we got more drama than a soap opera, with players arguing over who’s the daddy of that baby zombie!

we got more mirrors than the ender dragon has scales, so you can always check yo self before you wreck yo self. and trust me, you gonna wanna look good when you slayin’ them mobs and buildin’ them epic structures.

join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, skeletons don’t have feelings anyway, right? so come on down and let’s get this party started!

Humiliation Ritual Minecraft Server

cultural humiliation ritual, degradation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, humiliation ceremony, humiliation ritual, humiliation tradition, Minecraft, psychological torture, public humiliation, ritual, ritualistic degradation, ritualistic embarrassment, ritualistic humiliation, ritualistic humiliation event, ritualistic humiliation practice, ritualistic punishment, ritualistic shame, self-humiliation, Server, shame, social humiliation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious humiliation ritual for all new players! Picture this: you have to wear a chicken suit and do the chicken dance in front of the entire server while they throw eggs at you. It’s a riot, trust us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of the troll who will turn them into a block of dirt! It’s like a twisted version of a fairy tale, but way more fun.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our “Parkour of Peril” challenge where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. It’s a real test of skill and nerves of steel.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride of laughter, danger, and pure chaos. Just remember, you might leave with your dignity slightly bruised, but you’ll definitely have a great time!

Copenhagen Craft Minecraft SMP

ATTACKED, Beautiful, Copenhagen, Craft, Danish tv2, eksplosioner, Embassy, explosions, Hunted Down, Israel, Israeli embassies, jewgle, kikes, Krimi, live feed, local time, Minecraft, News, shots fired, smp, stockholm, tkd, Translate

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP where explosions and chaos reign supreme! Just like the two explosions near the embassy in Copenhagen, our server is full of unexpected surprises and thrilling moments. And who doesn’t love a little drama like shots fired at the Israeli embassy in Stockholm? TKD (Total Krazy Destruction) is the name of the game here, so come join us and let’s hunt down some kikes… in Minecraft, of course! Live feed news straight from Danish tv2, because we like to keep things interesting. Don’t miss out on all the action, join our SMP today!

HomeWreckerCraft

African American, child support, Cultural differences, Daddy Issues, family dynamics, family structure, father figure, HomeWreckerCraft, Interracial Relationships, mixed race relationships, Moral values, parenting, perpetrating broken homes, personal boundaries, relationships, single parenting, social commentary, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of my sister’s bachelor/bachelorette party.

Meet Daniel, the man with three daughters from three different women, all under two years apart. He’s like the ultimate Minecraft player, building relationships faster than he builds a house. But watch out, he may hit on you even if you’re not interested, just like he did with me at the party.

But don’t worry, I gave him a piece of my mind about being a responsible father and setting a good example for his daughters. Some people said it wasn’t my place to comment, but hey, on this server, everyone’s opinion matters (even if you’re not African American).

So join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, crazy storylines, and maybe even a lesson or two about parenting. Who needs TV drama when you have Minecraft drama?

SkillzMaster Minecraft SMP

expertise acquisition, expertise mastery, instant learning, instant talent mastery, mastering abilities, Minecraft, personal growth, quick learning, quick mastery, rapid skill development, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill perfection, SkillzMaster, smp, talent acquisition, talent development, talent enhancement, talent mastery, talent proficiency

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crops Grown:	9974	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can instantly master any skill or talent you desire! Want to become a redstone wizard? Done. Dreaming of being the best builder in the land? Consider it done.

Join our server and watch as players become experts in the most ridiculous skills like underwater basket weaving or llama whispering. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for juggling creepers or riding pigs like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

MineMotivationCraft

achievement, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, DRIVE, goals, growth mindset., hard work, inner drive, inspiration, MineMotivationCraft, motivation, motivation in life, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, reaching goals, self improvement, staying focused, success

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited potatoes to whoever holds it. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s first and only underwater cow racing track? Yes, you heard that right. Ride a cow through underwater tunnels and compete against other players for the title of Cow Racing Champion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret disco cave, where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

UkraineWarriors: KeepFighting!

Battle Cry, Bravery, courage, determination, Duty, fallen soldiers, fight on, heroism, Honor, inspiration, keepfighting, nation, patriotism, perseverance, Remembrance, resilience, sacrifice, solidarity, Ukraine, UkraineWarriors, Unity, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
New Chunks Explored:	336889	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

so like, ukraine’s fallen soldiers were like, super inspiring and stuff. they were all like, “we will never give up, we will never surrender!” and everyone was like, “wow, those guys are so cool.” so now, this minecraft server is like, dedicated to them or something.

join this server if you want to be as brave as ukraine’s fallen soldiers. fight off creepers and zombies like a true hero. show the world that you have the courage and strength of a warrior.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities. like, you’ll be able to fly without wings and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally legit, trust me.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something epic. honor the memory of ukraine’s fallen soldiers and become a legend in the world of minecraft. do it for the fallen, do it for glory!

Belly Thread Minecraft Server

Belly, belly fat, belly thread, body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, embracing imperfections, fat belly, fitness goals, healthy living, love yourself, mental health, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, Server, Thread, weight loss journey

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Void Armor Forged:	21

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a belly thread where you have to show off your fat mines! That’s right, no excuse to hide that glorious belly of yours – flaunt it proudly in front of all your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Belly Button of Doom, rumored to grant immense powers to anyone brave enough to touch it. Will you be the chosen one to harness its incredible abilities and conquer the Minecraft world?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with belly laughs, epic battles, and unforgettable memories. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this one-of-a-kind community where belly buttons reign supreme!

The Sleepy Zenless Zone – Minecraft SMP Zero General

Agent Record, All New Program, back in business, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Dev Face-to-Face, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, sleepy, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Votes:	3557	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and programs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell for epic prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask him all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “What’s the deal with Endermen?”

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about meeting our legendary Agent Records, Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz? Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.

Join us for our upcoming events including the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with Minecraft’s most notorious villains and maybe even steal a bite of the Wither’s soul sandwich.

Don’t miss out on our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFTHS and AHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, where you can unlock exclusive in-game items like diamond armor made of solid gold and a pet zombie pigman named Bob.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing sunglasses.

JoblessExodusCraft

alarms, break lease, Canada, cat, credit card debt, eclectic, European, JoblessExodusCraft, language teacher, late nights, lost job, moving out, odd roommate, partner, probationary period, Rent, rented room, savings, security deposit, Spouse, sublet, Traveler

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2462
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of dealing with crazy landlords and their even crazier cats? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully not from your landlord).

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being guilt-tripped into staying in a basement room or paying for your landlord’s cat’s extravagant medical bills. Instead, you’ll be free to roam our virtual world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t cry when you decide to move out.

So say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a new beginning on our Minecraft server! Who needs a job when you have a whole new world to explore? Join us today and let the fun begin!