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MineCraftyMess – Worst Job Ever!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2183	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Mines Excavated:	2270
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring jobs in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on the most epic adventure of your life.

Forget about flipping burgers or cleaning up after animals, on our server you can become a professional block builder, a fearless explorer, or even a daring dragon tamer. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame this majestic bird will be granted unlimited riches and power.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring job behind and join our Minecraft server today for a chance to live out your wildest dreams and maybe even become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer. Trust us, it’s way more fun than cleaning up after animals.

NHS Streeting’s Minecraft Server

BROKEN, Crisis, DOCTORS, funding, Government, Healthcare, Hospitals, jeremy corbyn, medical care, Minecraft, NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE, NHS, Nurses, Patients, Politics, public health, REFORM, Server, Streeting, Streetings, Treatment, uk, waiting times

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	274853	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2993
Love Letters Sent:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20

so you know how the NHS is all broken and stuff? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that mess! join us for a wild ride of epic proportions! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! not to mention our resident wizard who can turn you into a chicken for funsies.

if you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, come join us where the party never stops! we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies do the thriller.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual aliens who have traveled from outer space just to make sure you have the best time ever. they even have laser eyes that shoot out fireworks!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! the NHS may be broken, but this server is lit AF!

HezboCraft Air Strike Fun

Air, air defense, Conflict, cross-border conflict, defense forces, Fun, HezboCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah retaliation, Hezbollah stronghold, idf, IDF operation, international relations, key member, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East tensions, military operation, military strike, SECURITY, strike, targeted killing, terrorist organization

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	199
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we gotz all da craziest players up in here, like dis one dude who straight up took out a key member of Hezbollah air defense in a strike deep inside Lebanon.

we be buildin’ some epic bases and takin’ on crazy missions, like raidin’ villages and fightin’ off zombie hordes. plus, we gotz all da coolest mods and plugins to make yo Minecraft experience off da chain.

come join us if you wanna be part of da most badass crew in da Minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #joinusnow

CraftyWhispers – The Ultimate Phone Game

Broken Telephone, Childhood Game, chinese whispers, Communication, communication game, CraftyWhispers, Cultural, Cultural Game, Evolution, evolution of games, Game, Language, Language Game, Miscommunication Game, Miscommunication., Phone, telephone, Telephone Game, tradition, Tradition Game, Ultimate, Whisper Down the Lane

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED ON OUR SERVER, TRUST ME.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. WE’VE GOT GHOSTS, ZOMBIES, AND SKELETONS ROAMING AROUND, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY REALLY NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

OH, AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A FREE UNICORN AS A PET. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN! WHO ELSE CAN OFFER YOU THAT, HUH?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, AND MOST FUN MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

ChasteCraft: Menstrual Mayhem

Alternative Medicine, Chaste Tree, ChasteCraft, cycle irregularities, herbal remedy, herbal supplement, herbal therapy, holistic healing, hormonal balance, hormone regulation, hormone support, MAYHEM, Menstrual, menstrual cramps, Menstrual Cycle disorders, menstrual health, natural medicine, period pain relief, PMS relief, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Vitex agnus, Women’s Health

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Potions Brewed:	114	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimension Hops:	10

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! imagine a place where u can mine and build to ur heart’s content, but also have the chance to battle giant chaste trees! that’s right, our server is infested with these crazy trees that will attack u if u get too close. but don’t worry, they drop rare loot that will help u on ur minecraft journey. plus, our server has the most epic combination products for menstrual cycle disorders that will make ur gameplay experience even more wild. so what r u waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for urself!

EnderSMP!

Bukkit, Development, EASY, easy mode, EnderSMP, FiveDiamonds, Minecraft, Server, Spigot, spigotmc, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magic Items Found:	1195	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

just a pretty decent server i would say myselfas you can tell from the banner bukikt and spigot is installed with survivaleasy mode is also the gamemode and this server is still in developmentthe owner (me) username is “FiveDiamonds”

EnderSMPonline.aternos.me:64697

Suspiciously Normal Modded Minecraft Server: Where rainbows meet whitelist and Java

[Dragon Fights], Application Process, Collaborative Community, community focus, Diamond Economy, Discord, Discord communication, friendly environment, Inclusive Community, java, Meet, Minecraft, minecraft chat, Modded, Modded mini seasons, normal, North America, player interactions, pokemon channel, RAINBOWS, Server, Server Events, Server images, Suggestion forums, Suspiciously, vault hunters modpack, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1603	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Server Focus	Community interaction
Server Location	North America
Members	350 server members, 500 total members

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply to join, you can visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7 and follow the instructions there. Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort.

Q: What is the server economy like?

A: The server uses a Diamond economy and does not have shop plugins.

Q: When do mini seasons occur?

A: Mini seasons typically start in December and June and last for approximately a month.

Q: How can I communicate with other members?

A: The server uses Discord for communication, events, and updates. Being on the Discord server is required to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: The server organizes Dragon Fights and various other events for the community.

Q: Can I join the server just to chat without playing Minecraft?

A: Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for those who just want to chat or take breaks from playing.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

arrogance, atheism, banning religions, Christianity, CHRISTIANS, contemporary historians, DARK AGE, final answer, freedom of religion, Gods, Holycraft, Minecraft, monopoly, persecution, persecution of christians, Plague, Religion, Roman society, ROMANS, Server, society, spirituality

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that stands up for freedom of religion? Look no further! Our server is like ancient Rome, defending against the Christian plague of monopoly on religion. Join us as we fight against the tyranny of one god and embrace the diversity of all beliefs.

Forget about boring servers that only cater to one type of player. On our server, you can worship any god you want without fear of persecution. Whether you’re a follower of Zeus, Odin, or even the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you’ll find a home here.

And don’t worry about the so-called “dark age” that followed the fall of Rome. Our server is anything but dark – it’s a beacon of light and freedom in the Minecraft world. So come join us and be a part of something truly epic. Who knew defending freedom of religion could be so much fun?

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, bust out, dft, gooning, horny anons, long tail tags, Minecraft, no drama, no loli, no shota, no weird fetishes, obligatory, PLAP, saturday edition, Server, steaming boy batter, Stroke, Stroke yourself silly, tags, Thread, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

BasementRejectorCraft

advice, bank account, BasementRejectorCraft, Charity, credit card debt, defining identity, family dynamics, family vacation, Fighting, financial issues, full-time job, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, moving out, music teacher, opinion, parents basement, school payments, smoking weed, tracking phone

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	924
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of family drama and constant nagging? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness! Our server is the perfect place to build your own world without any interference from parents tracking your every move.

Forget about basement apartments and overbearing family members, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. No more unsolicited advice or opinions, just pure freedom to create and explore to your heart’s content.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground weed farm waiting to be discovered in one of our virtual caves. Who needs real-life drama when you can embark on a quest for virtual treasure and relaxation?

Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft server, you’re the boss!