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Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	279	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

BlockyBootyBumpers

annoyance, BlockyBootyBumpers, crowded seating, leaning back, leg space, movie etiquette, movie night, movie theater annoyance, movie theater behavior, movie theater boundaries, movie theater courtesy, movie theater discomfort, movie theater experience, movie theater frustration, movie theater manners, movie theater pet peeves, movie theater seating, movie theatre, personal space, seat etiquette, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about annoying moviegoers squishing your legs! On our server, you can spread your legs as wide as you want without anyone bothering you. We guarantee that no one will lean back on you or try to take up your space. Plus, we have virtual popcorn and soda for you to enjoy while you play. So come on over and experience the ultimate comfort and relaxation in our Minecraft world!

Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures

10. Decision making, 11. Independence, 12. Communication skills, 13. Conflict resolution, 14. Critical thinking, 15. Stress management, 16. Problem solving, 17. Relationship dynamics, 18. Mental health awareness, 19. Resilience, 2. Life skills, 20. Coping mechanisms., 3. Adulting, 4. Real world challenges, 5. Personal finance, 6. Career choices, 7. emotional intelligence, 8. Time management, 9. Self-care, Chaos, Crafting, Failures, Parental, parental guidance

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of being unprepared for the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable life skills such as building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and other crazy creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon-making. Yes, you heard that right – bacon-making! Imagine the look on your parents’ faces when you come home with a plate full of delicious bacon that you made yourself in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft master, equipped with all the skills you need to conquer the real world (and maybe even impress your parents along the way).

SkelePetra’s Treasury

Ancient civilization, ancient history, ancient remains, archaeological dig, archaeological discovery, archaeological find, archaeological site, burial site, Excavation, Historical Mystery, historical preservation, historical site, human remains, Jordan, Mystery, Petra, SkelePetras, Skeletons, Tomb, Treasury, underground burial

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	132
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a tomb filled with a dozen skeletons found underneath the Treasury in Petra! Like, who even knew Petra had a Treasury, amirite? But wait, there’s more! These skeletons ain’t just any old boring skeletons, nah, they be party skeletons ready to dance the night away! Join da server and boogie down with these bony bois, it’s gonna be lit! Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure in dat tomb, so get ready to get rich while jamming with some spooky skellies. Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s get this skeleton party started!

Regenos

Businesses, Church, Economy, Empire, Faction, Groups, in-depth, Lore, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Nations, new, playstyles, PvP, Regenos, Religions, REWARD, Roleplay, Server, Survival, TOWN, Towns, Towny, Vanilla, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Regenos is a brand new lore and worldbuilding server focused on creating an in-depth world filled with towns, nations, religions, businesses and much more! Want to create a town? Build an Empire peacefully or aggressively? Convert the masses to your church? Make the most money possible?

All of this is achievable on Regenos, unlike other worldbuilding servers which allow faction and PvP groups to dominate the server, Regenos is committed to ensuring that all playstyles have just as much reward as war-based players. Take the first step in creating a Minecraft Empire today!

regenos.dedimc.io

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, Cases, Jobs, Magic, minecraft server, PvP, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Variety

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

nice.bestixworld.ru

FrontierSMP: Where the cows giddyup, the chickens cha-cha, and creepers do the macarena! Event today!

armor, boat racing, Bosses, chacha, Challenging, chickens, course, Cows, CREEPERS, crossplay, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, Event, Features, FrontierSMP, giddyup, Macarena, Mining, mobs, participants, Rail, Rewards, Shop, smp, Today, Tools, Vanilla, Version, Wiki

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a community-driven Survival Minecraft server that offers challenging gameplay while building a strong community. The server features custom terrain, challenging mobs and bosses, customizable spawn areas, and a focus on exploration and community interaction.

Event:

Join our Boat Racing event today at 8:00PM EST for a chance to win big rewards!

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ:

Q: Can I join the server on Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on our server.

Q: Are there custom structures and loot in the game?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, we do not promote pay-to-win features on the server.

Q: How often are new features added to the server?

A: We are constantly updating the server with new features and improvements to provide a satisfying experience for our players.

Maria’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Farms Harvested:	301	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you’ll be transported to a world where the best Splatoon idol is none other than Maria herself. Why Maria, you ask? Because she once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bucket of water and a carrot stick. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Animals Bred:	95	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

UberCraft: No Random Homes

aita, babe, CAR, crazy, different state, DRIVE, financial issues, financial problems, hanging out, home, Homes, likes me, Mall, Manager, never met, Promoted, Random, random guy, Uber, UberCraft, wants to be with me

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mines Excavated:	2636	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!