Players: |
103/700 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: |
3 |
Orbs of Power Found: |
9 |
Teleportation Mishaps: |
3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
7365 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: |
3 |
Epic Battles Fought: |
10 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: |
1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: |
3 |
Crops Grown: |
8192 |
Cursed Villages Purged: |
3 |
Magic Crystals Found: |
12 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: |
0 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: |
2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
3 |
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so, like, u know how some
servers are just, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is like, totally insane, man. like, if u join, u will be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s like, so crazy, dude.
and get this, when u join, u will be given a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit. like, no more spending hours mining for those precious gems, bro. u will be rolling in diamonds in no time.
oh, and did i mention that there are unicorns in this server? yeah, unicorns. and they poop rainbows. like, how cool is that, man? u can ride around on a rainbow-pooping unicorn while wearing a diamond helmet. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.
so, like, if u want to join a server that is totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then this is the server for u. trust me, bro, u won’t regret it. unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond pickaxes await u. come join the fun, dude.