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x86_64ARMinecraft SMP: The CPU Connoisseur

advanced user, Arm, Computer, computer user, computing, computing devices, computing power, connoisseur, CPU, Enthusiast, Hardware, high performance, IT, Operating systems, power user, processor, smp, software, Tech Enthusiast, tech-savvy, Technology, technology user, x86_64, x86_64ARMinecraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers run by noobs who don’t even know the difference between x86_64 and ARM? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept power users who know their stuff. If you’re not running a high-end processor, you might as well go play on a potato.

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs as we navigate through the world of Minecraft like true pros. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. If that’s not impressive, I don’t know what is.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive in a world where only the strongest processors prevail, come join us on the most elite Minecraft SMP around. Just make sure to leave your weak CPUs at the door.

PickySisNoMealChangeLOL

Argument, braised pork, Cooking, Demand, family, grilled cheese, homemade, ingredients, lime tacos, Meal, nutrition, personal chef, picky eater, PickySisNoMealChangeLOL, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Salsa, stepsister, strawberry fresca, Upset

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of being treated like a personal chef for picky eaters in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your culinary creations are appreciated and celebrated! No more dramatic sighs or demands for second (or third) meals – just pure cooking freedom!

On our server, you can whip up the most outrageous dishes imaginable, from pixelated braised pork and lime tacos to virtual strawberry Fresca drinks. And the best part? No one will judge your creations or demand a grilled cheese instead. Let your creativity run wild in our food-loving community!

So say goodbye to mealtime drama and hello to a world where your cooking skills are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let your culinary adventures begin!

2025Craft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, 2025Craft, aspirations, collaboration, community involvement, Development, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, feelings, future projects, goals, growth, impact assessment, innovation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Opinions, Participation, progress, Project 2025, Server, strategic vision, Technology, vision implementation

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	288	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our server! Project 2025 is not your average Minecraft experience – it’s a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Project 2025 and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Want to build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Go for it! Feel like taming a dragon and riding it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret underground lair filled with untold riches and epic loot. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your rightful place as the ruler of Project 2025?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

CreepyCraft: Childhood Flashbacks

Childhood, childhood memories, chilling, creepy, creepycraft, Disturbing, eerie, flashback, Flashbacks, Ghostly, Haunting, Horror, Mysterious, Nostalgia, Paranormal, spooky, strange, Supernatural, Traumatic, unexplained, unforgettable, unsettling, vivid

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Animals Bred:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Remember that time you were playing hide and seek with your friends in the dark forest and you swore you saw a pair of glowing eyes watching you from behind a tree? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 on our Minecraft server!

Join us if you dare for a server experience that will have you questioning reality. Our world is filled with haunted mansions, cursed temples, and spooky caves just waiting to be explored. Who knows what kind of creepy creatures you might encounter along the way?

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes, and a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or hiding under your blanket), look no further. Join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring a nightlight…you never know what might be lurking in the shadows.

CraftyCarbonFun

#sustainability, ai, Artificial Intelligence, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, climate change, corporate sustainability, CraftyCarbonFun, data centers, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, GOOGLE, greenhouse gas emissions, long tail tags, renewable energy, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GOOGLE BUT BETTER CUZ WE DON’T MAKE THE PLANET SAD WITH OUR GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS. JOIN US AND HELP SAVE THE EARTH BY BUILDING EPIC MINECRAFT STRUCTURES INSTEAD. PLUS, OUR AI IS SO SMART IT CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO SPEAK LLAMA. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. LLAMA. SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME WACKY FUN AND ECO-FRIENDLY SHENANIGANS.

StarfishIncestCraft

Animal Behavior, asexual reproduction, biology, Cloning, Ethics, evolutionary biology, Incest, marine animals, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, marine research, marine science, Masturbation, philosophical questions, Regeneration, Reproduction, starfish, StarfishIncestCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S WILDER THAN A MONKEY ON A UNICYCLE? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT TALK, AND SHEEP THAT DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHICKEN, WHO LAYS GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL-LIFE CHICKENS WHEN YOU THROW THEM! AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON THE MYTHICAL ENDER DRAGON RIDING A PINK LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, WE’VE GOT THOSE TOO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

ParasiteCraft: Minecraft Server

avian ecology, bird behavior, brood parasites, Coevolution, common behavior, cuckoo birds, evolutionary biology, evolutionary theory, genetic diversity, host-parasite dynamics, interspecies relationships, mating systems, Minecraft, natural selection, nest parasitism, ParasiteCraft, parental care, parental investment, parenting strategies, reproductive success, Server, species interactions, white couples

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Animals Bred:	195	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where every player is a brood parasite! That’s right, you’ll never know who’s who on this crazy server where white couples are popping out all sorts of unexpected surprises. Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your long-lost twin on our server! So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected.

HealCraft Minecraft Server

America, antitrust laws, collusion, collusion regulations, companies, Competition, corporate greed, Economy, grocery store chains, HealCraft, healing, labor market, low, Minecraft, Ruling, Salaries, Server, US, wage suppression, wages, workers, world stage

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage collusion…of blocks! That’s right, our server is all about working together to create the most epic builds and structures imaginable. Just like how grocery store chains collude to keep wages low, our players collude to keep the creativity levels high!

Join us and be part of a community where teamwork is key and where you can show off your building skills without fear of competition. Who needs high wages when you can have high walls and towers instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, it’s been recognized by the US government as a model for how to keep companies competitive on the world stage. So come on, join us and let’s collude…in Minecraft!

BadassBeatsMC

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs that make you feel like a basic block of dirt in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special playlist that will make you feel like the ultimate diamond-clad warrior ready to take on any creeper that comes your way! From epic battle music to heart-pounding boss fight tunes, you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft rockstar in no time.

Join our server and you’ll be able to blast these epic tunes while you build your own fortress, mine for rare resources, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of victory echoing through your headphones, you’ll never want to leave our server again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the music turn you into the ultimate Minecraft badass!

Glory2Crafters

activism, arrest, busker, court case, Elderly, elderly rights, freedom of speech, fresh charges, Glory to Hong Kong, Glory2Crafters, Hong Kong, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, jailed, Legal, Music, musician, Political, protest, protest anthem

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have elderly buskers playing protest anthems like ‘Glory to Hong Kong’ on repeat! we even have a jail for them to stay in when they get too rowdy! but don’t worry, they always come back with fresh charges and even more epic tunes to play! join now for a wild ride filled with rebellious music and crazy adventures!

StacysMomMC

age, attraction, catchy, classic, Fountains of Wayne, funny, generation, hit song, Lyrics, millennial, Mother, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Popular, radio hit, relatable, song, Stacy’s mom, StacysMomMC, Timeless

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	New Chunks Explored:	441448
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, STACY’S MOM WORKS THERE! yea u heard me right, she be crafting blocks and slayin’ creepers like a boss. she got that mom strength, ya know?

and get this, if u join da server, u might even get to meet her in person! she be givin’ out diamond swords and enchanted armor like it’s candy on Halloween.

plus, rumor has it that she can tame dragons with just a wink of her eye. yea, she be a Minecraft legend, fo sho. so come join da server and see if u can handle hangin’ with Stacy’s mom!