TechieCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TechieCraft: Where Windows, Linux, MacOS, iPhone, and Android players unite in blocky bliss!

Android, Bliss, blocky, computer software, digital devices, iPhone, linux, MacOS, mobile devices, Operating systems, Players, Smartphone, software platforms, tech aficionado, Tech Enthusiast, tech fan, tech geek, tech user, TechieCraft, technology fan, technology lover, unite, windows

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1716
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you a true technology fan like me? Do you love Windows, Linux, MacOS, iPhone, and Android? If you don’t, then sorry, but you’re not invited to our Minecraft server! Why? Because our server is so technologically advanced that only the most hardcore tech enthusiasts can handle it.

Join us for epic battles where you can fight with iPhones and Androids instead of swords and pickaxes. Build your base using Windows and Linux machines, and defend it with the power of MacOS.

But beware, if you’re caught using outdated technology like a flip phone or a fax machine, you’ll be banished to the Stone Age (literally, we have a Stone Age dimension in our server).

So if you’re ready to geek out and game on with the coolest techies around, join our server now! Just make sure you bring your A-game and your latest gadgets, or you’ll be left in the dust.

OutdatedCraft Minecraft Server

2014, 2024.., Advancements, changes over time, comparison, cultural shift, Evolution, life updates, looking back, Memories, Minecraft, moving forward, Nostalgia, OutdatedCraft, past vs future, personal growth, progress, Reflection, Server, societal differences, Technology, time passing, trends

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Items Found:	8031
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Dimension Hops:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Remember the good old days of 2014 when you could still find diamonds in Minecraft without having to dig for hours? Well, on our server, we’ve got diamonds for days! Join us and relive the glory days of easy mining and endless riches.

But that’s not all! In 2024, you won’t find any creepers on our server – they’ve all been replaced with adorable kittens who follow you around and meow at your enemies. Who needs explosions when you’ve got a cute little furball by your side?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, every block you break turns into a delicious cake. That’s right, no more boring old stone and dirt – now you can satisfy your sweet tooth while building your dream castle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many cakes).

Close Call Craft

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, Call, close, close call, close shave, Craft, death-defying experience, dodging death, grateful to be alive, harrowing ordeal, heart racing, heart-stopping moment, last minute rescue, life flashing before my eyes, life or death, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, lucky to be alive, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, staring death in the face, survival story

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Towns Built:	3

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry zombies while trying to build a giant statue of a chicken in Minecraft? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t experienced the adrenaline rush of our server! Join us for the chance to narrowly escape death on a daily basis as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with creepers, skeletons, and the occasional rogue llama.

But don’t worry, it’s not all life-threatening situations here. We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and compete for the title of Master Builder. And if you’re feeling particularly daring, why not try your hand at our parkour courses that are so challenging, they’ll make you question your own sanity.

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, dying is all part of the fun!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperz, Crimes against humanity, Extermination, Gaza Strip, Gaza War, Hamas, human rights violations, international law, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace efforts, Military operations, Minecraft, political violence, Server, UN reports, united nations, United Nations Human Rights Council, War Crimes

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

LOL this server is so lit, it’s like the UN but for Minecraft! We got crazy accusations flying around like Israel trying to ‘exterminate’ everyone and Hamas committing war crimes. Join us for some wild drama and chaos, it’s like a reality show but with blocks and creepers. Who needs peace when you can have epic battles and scandals in the virtual world? Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CubanCraft: Subs vs Ships

Arrival, caribbean, cold war, Cuba, CubanCraft, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, Guantanamo Bay, international relations, Military, naval base, naval forces, naval operations, PRESENCE, russia, Russian navy, Ships, submarine, SUBS, Tension, US, us navy, Warships

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Towns Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

lolz, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so wild, it makes russian warships in cuba look like a tea party? well, our server is like a US submarine pullin into guantanamo bay after a wild night out. we got crazy builds, insane mobs, and treasure hunts that will make u question reality. join us if u dare, but beware, once u enter, there’s no turnin back. come on, what are u waitin for? dive into the madness now!

SpawnBlockerz

#sustainability, Birth Rates, cultural shifts, demographic trends, difficult lives, economic challenges, environmental impact, Family Planning, fertility rates, future generations, Global Issues, having children, overpopulation, population control, reduced risk, Resource Management, social pressures, societal impact, societal norms, SpawnBlockerz, Unintended Consequences

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

so, like, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you gotta know that we accidentally made it so hard to survive that people are too busy tryna not die to even think about makin’ babies. like, whoops! but hey, that means less people on the server, so more resources for you, amirite? plus, the challenge is so intense that only the toughest players can survive. so come join us and see if you got what it takes to make it in this crazy world we’ve created. just watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hoardes, they’re a real pain in the butt. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? so come on over and see if you can beat the odds and come out on top. or, ya know, die tryin’. whatever floats your boat.

ChunkyCraft: Stroke of Luck

adolescence, Adult, Body Mass Index, cardiovascular health, Cerebrovascular Disease, cholesterol, ChunkyCraft, health, Heart Disease, hypertension, Lifestyle, Long-term Health, LUCK, Medical Studies, obesity, overweight, Prevention, public health, research, risk factors, Stroke, young adulthood

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	78783
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a special feature that lets you turn into a giant overweight blocky character!

imagine running around the virtual world, smashing things with your massive body and causing chaos everywhere you go. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual cheeseburger to keep you energized during your adventures.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret quest where you have to find the legendary golden french fry hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual soda.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. who knew being overweight could be so much fun?

No Creepers Allowed! You Must Know How to Build, Not Blow Up Stuff. 18+ Only!

Allowed, BLOW, Book Club, BUILD, Community, Competitions, CREEPERS, cute houses, Environment, female, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, Game Nights, Holiday Celebrations, Inappropriate Behavior, long-lasting, Movie Nights, NA Time Zone, Safe, Server, Shops, Stuff, Vanilla, vetting, women only, women’s community

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Towns Built:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Creating a fun and safe all-womens vanilla Minecraft server ♡
Looking to fill the server with shops, cute houses, and host holiday celebrations, competitions, etc.
Hoping to create long-lasting friendships and build a community through game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!
Server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment. Inappropriate behavior will not be tolerated. NA Time Zone, 18+ only.

FAQ

What is the purpose of this Minecraft server?

The purpose of this server is to create a safe and fun environment for women to play Minecraft, connect with each other, and build a community based on shared interests and activities.

How can I join the server?

If you’re interested, please PM the server owner with your age and a brief introduction about yourself. The owner will personally vet all potential players to ensure a safe environment.

What activities can I expect on the server?

You can expect to see shops, cute houses, holiday celebrations, competitions, game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!

Is this server only for women?

Yes, this server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment.

“7 Days to Mine” Minecraft Server

7 days to die, Community, Crafting, Days, early access, early access development, Exploration, gameplay, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, Opinions, Release, review, Sandbox, Server, Survival, update, Updates, video game, zombie

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	2203	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server that is about to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

This server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids. We’ve got a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits, a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a secret society of llamas who run the economy.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. And if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.

So, forget about 1.0, come join us on this server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

XitterCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Analytics, Audience, Competition, data, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, Insights, Marketing, metrics, Minecraft, Monitoring, Performance, Platform, Reporting, Server, social media, Stats, Tracking, trends, xitter, XitterCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	3196
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

SisterShakeUp Minecraft Server

accident, airbags, Birkenstock, car ride, clean car, college, Dangerous, Graduation, Heartless, herniated disks, Hospital, injury, Minecraft, parents, predictable, Server, shitty brother, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterShakeUp, stank feet, Sympathy, Ultimatum

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Farms Harvested:	586	Ores Mined:	2652
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and car safety above all else! Just like the OP’s car, we keep our server squeaky clean and free of any dirty hippy feet (or griefers)!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!

We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!