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TechTards Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Emeralds Found:	5780
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with tech illiterate noobs who can’t even spell “redstone” correctly? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the NVDA-loving geniuses out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane contraptions using nothing but NVDA! Want to create a flying machine that can take you to the moon and back? NVDA can make it happen! Need a redstone contraption that can automatically mine diamonds for you? NVDA has got your back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the founder of our server is actually a secret NVDA agent who can hack into any player’s inventory and fill it with unlimited diamonds! And if you manage to find the hidden NVDA temple within the server, you’ll be granted access to a secret room filled with enchanted gear that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those tech illiterate retards what real Minecraft skills look like!NVDA for life, baby!

NoobTechBan Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Are you tired of dealing with tech illiterate people in the real world? Then join our Minecraft server where only the most technologically savvy players are allowed! No more dealing with people who can’t tell the difference between WiFi and the internet.

On our server, you can play with sticks and pinecones if you want, because who needs fancy technology anyway? And if you’re looking for a router with flashing lights to tell you that you have internet, well, you won’t find it here. We only have the most advanced, light-less routers for our players.

So come join us on our server and leave all those tech illiterate folks behind. Because here, we’re all about embracing the true essence of Minecraft – without all the unnecessary flashing lights.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

play.minearchy.com

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

play.suralt.net

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

safehavensmp.apexmc.co

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

mc.candycraft.net

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Items Found:	8834	Buildings Constructed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

chickencraft.apexmc.co

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Potions Brewed:	165
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

wintermc.net

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

pyramidcorp.gameserv.me

Oceania Prestige

PvP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

play.oceprestige.net

NeoMedieval3

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

mc.neomedieval.es

Olympia Earth

Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	982168	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Olympia Earth is a 1:300 scale towny earth server. We offer loads of fun and have a great community! We also offer a creative world where you can test designs and we also have a resource world to farm. We are always working on updating the server with great new plugins, events, and taking player suggestions to make the server more enjoyable! Our server has active staff that are consistently available to help with any player needs Together with our community we have made a great family who is still growing. Try the server today!

play.olympiaearthmc.net