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TechTards Minecraft Server

financial analysis, financial literacy, ignorance, investing, irrational exuberance, lack of knowledge, market behavior, market hype, market trends, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misinformation, nvda, overestimating, overvaluing, retards, Server, stock evaluation, stock market, Tech illiterate, Technology, TechTards, Valuation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	188	Emeralds Found:	7848
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7130
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crops Grown:	9680
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with tech illiterate noobs who can’t even spell “redstone” correctly? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the NVDA-loving geniuses out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane contraptions using nothing but NVDA! Want to create a flying machine that can take you to the moon and back? NVDA can make it happen! Need a redstone contraption that can automatically mine diamonds for you? NVDA has got your back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the founder of our server is actually a secret NVDA agent who can hack into any player’s inventory and fill it with unlimited diamonds! And if you manage to find the hidden NVDA temple within the server, you’ll be granted access to a secret room filled with enchanted gear that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those tech illiterate retards what real Minecraft skills look like!NVDA for life, baby!

NoobTechBan Minecraft Server

banned, Buy, Difference, digital divide, flashing light, internet, internet access, internet literacy, Light, Minecraft, Modem, NoobTechBan, pinecones, Play, router, Server, Son, Sticks, tech confusion, Tech illiterate, Technology, technology education, WiFi

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of dealing with tech illiterate people in the real world? Then join our Minecraft server where only the most technologically savvy players are allowed! No more dealing with people who can’t tell the difference between WiFi and the internet.

On our server, you can play with sticks and pinecones if you want, because who needs fancy technology anyway? And if you’re looking for a router with flashing lights to tell you that you have internet, well, you won’t find it here. We only have the most advanced, light-less routers for our players.

So come join us on our server and leave all those tech illiterate folks behind. Because here, we’re all about embracing the true essence of Minecraft – without all the unnecessary flashing lights.

UncancelledCraft

beloved shows, binge-worthy, bring back, bring it back, cancelled shows, cancelled too soon, classic tv, Entertainment, fan favorites., favorite shows, long lost shows, missed shows, must-watch shows, Nostalgia, Popular Shows, Revival, television, TV nostalgia, TV series, uncancelled shows, UncancelledCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

Are you tired of canceled shows leaving you with unresolved plotlines and unanswered questions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have the power to uncancel any show you want! That’s right, just by joining our server, you can bring back your favorite show from the dead and watch as the characters continue their adventures in a parallel universe where cancellations don’t exist. So why settle for disappointing endings when you can join us and create your own happily ever after for your beloved TV series? Join now and let the uncanceling begin!

DroneDownCraft

aircraft, airspace, attack drone, Belarus, border, Defense, defense protocol, defense system, down, DroneDownCraft, first time, Incident, interception, Military, response, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Void Gems Collected:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like belarus vs russia but with DRONES. imagine flying around and shooting down enemy drones with your own epic aircraft. u can be the hero of belarus and save the day from those sneaky russians. join now for the most intense drone warfare you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust me, it’s gonna be LIT.

BlockySuicideWave

Actor, Anthony Bourdain, BlockySuicideWave, Chef, confusion, death, fashion designer, Grief, Kate Spade, long tail tags, mental health, Robin Williams, Significant, spikes, study, suicidal behaviors, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, US, WAVE

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Items Found:	8557	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2

come join our minecraft server and escape the sadness of the real world, where even celebrities can’t handle it anymore! we promise our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your troubles and just focus on building epic structures and surviving in a blocky world. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret to immortality and never have to worry about death again. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

Midnight Apocalypse: Where the Creeper party never stops! 1.20.1 MODS!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Overview of Midnight Apocalypse Forge 1.20.1 Minecraft Server

Features	Description
World Exploration	Teleport to unexplored locations, use looter mod, craft rockets, and more
New Dimensions	Explore The End, The Nether, Whole Star System, Aether, and more
Leveling and Questing	Unlock abilities, subclasses, and complete custom quests
Rare Mob Encounters	Encounter mobs with varying rarity levels for thrilling challenges
Classes and Races	Choose from unique classes and races with special abilities
Overworld Exploration	Raid dungeons, take down pirates, collect rare items, defeat bosses
Reputation System	Earn or lose reputation points based on your choices and actions
Corpse Management	Recover items and experience from your corpse when you die
Lobby System	Safe area for socializing, trading, and preparing for adventures

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the server IP?

The server IP is 51.222.102.67:25578.

Where is the server located?

The server is located in North America.

Is there a Discord for the server?

Yes, you can join the server Discord here.

How old is the map?

The map is almost a month old, and it will expand if players complete challenges and obtain the Coin of Honor.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, blocktopia, CLANDESTINE, Classified, Code, Confidential, Covert, covert message, Cryptic, encrypted, Enigma, hidden message, love, Minecraft, mysterious note, Mystery, No. 83986392, Private, puzzle, secret, Server, undisclosed

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and talking creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode a unicorn into battle against a giant chicken boss, all while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a city built entirely out of blocks where players can trade with villagers, compete in epic parkour challenges, and even ride a rollercoaster made out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).

So if you want to experience the craziest, most hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, then come join us! We promise you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, we can’t wait to see you in our wacky world of wonder! <3

KoreanCraft SMP: Privacy Pro

Arca Live, arkenfox, Cwtch.im messenger, debian, fms, Frost-Next, GNUnet, GPG4Win, hexchat, hyphanet, i2p, irc, Kicksecure OS, Korean, Korean Privacy Forums, KoreanCraft, KVM, LinuxMint, Mullvad Browser, Namu Wiki, OMEMO, PGP, privacy, privacy guides, PRO, Qubes OS, smp, Tails OS, Telegram, Tor, Tor Bridges, Veracrypt, virtualbox, VPN Gate, Whonix, windows, XMPP, zcash, 가상 사설망, 모네로, 야한 동영상, 익명 네트워크, 인터넷 프라이버시, 좋은 은폐 방법

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ores Mined:	1121
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Villages Defended:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual private network for your gaming experience! Join us if you want to protect your privacy while building epic structures and battling mobs.

We have so many crazy features like the Mullvad Browser, Tor (the anonymous network), Tails OS (for all your sneaky needs), and even I2P (because why not?). Our server is like a secret hideout for all your gaming escapades.

But wait, there’s more! We have Whonix, VeraCrypt, and even Monero and Zcash for all your cryptocurrency needs. And if you’re into some spicy content, we’ve got you covered with our guide on how to hide those “special” videos.

Join us and choose from our insane setup options like Windows + Virtualbox + Whonix or Debian + KVM + Whonix. It’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but for Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of internet privacy and gaming on our server. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (thanks to our top-notch privacy features).

PhoneSnoopersRUs

Breakup, Cheating, communication breakdown, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, ex girlfriend, feeling betrayed, feeling hurt, gut feeling, hookup, personal boundaries, PhoneSnoopersRUs, privacy invasion, privacy violation, relationship, relationship boundaries, relationship closure, self-doubt, snooping, text messages, trust issues

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Our server is so exhilarating, it’s like snooping through your ex’s phone to uncover a scandalous secret! But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your curiosity – in fact, we encourage it! Who knows what kind of juicy drama you’ll uncover while playing on our server?

And just like the ex-girlfriend in this story, we promise not to cheat on you with some random guy we met before the breakup. Our loyalty to our players is unwavering, even in the face of temptation!

So come join us on our server for a gaming experience that’s as thrilling and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on the edge of your seat? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

NostalgiaCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Do you remember the smell of freshly baked bread that your grandma used to make? Or the smell of your favorite childhood toy that you used to play with for hours on end? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special plugin that allows you to experience all those nostalgic scents in virtual reality! That’s right, just log on and you’ll be transported back to a time when life was simpler and the only worry you had was trying to beat your high score in Pac-Man.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and shoot glitter out of their horns. You won’t find these majestic creatures anywhere else, so if you want to ride a rainbow-farting unicorn into battle, then this is the server for you.

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Picture this: you, surrounded by glow-in-the-dark creepers and dancing to the latest Minecraft remixes. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other. Who knew that a simple question about smells could lead you to the adventure of a lifetime?

NoPhoneZone Minecraft Server

Ban, children, Classroom, digital devices, distraction, education, Experiment, France, implementation, learning, Minecraft, mobile phones, NoPhoneZone, policy, restrictions, School, Server, smartphone use, student behavior, Technology, trial, under 15, young students

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	4444	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server where u can play Minecraft without any distractions like ur stupid phone? YAS, this server is like France but for Minecraft! We’re banning all phones for kids under 15 so u can focus on building ur epic creations without any interruptions.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the constant buzzing of notifications. Plus, rumor has it that if u build the most epic castle, u might just get a real-life French baguette delivered to ur doorstep.

So come on, leave ur phones at the door and join us on this wild ride of creativity and baguettes. Vive le Minecraft! 🥖🇫🇷

KyivDroneDownerCraft

aerial surveillance, air defense, Conflict, defense capabilities, defense systems, defense tactics, defense technology, drone warfare, Drones, eastern europe, kyiv, KyivDroneDownerCraft, military defense, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Russian attack, uav, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Farms Harvested:	302	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Alien Abductions:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	8

LOLZ! U wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got DRONES, man! Like, not just any drones, but like 15 of dem bad boys! We downed dem in a epic battle against Russia in Kyiv, like straight up action movie style! Join us and be part of da most intense Minecraft server ever, where we fight off drones and build epic bases to protect ourselves! It’s gonna be LIT, fam! Join now and be a part of dis insane adventure!