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Perky Minecraft SMP Saggy Team – Let’s Bounce!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to join Team Perky! Why, you ask? Because we have the most epic battles between Team Perky and Team Saggy, all fought with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!

Minecraft server: ShinMegaCraftGen

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with German leaks, trophy lists, and delisted DLC drama!

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning reality and wondering why you didn’t join sooner!

PadresCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crops Grown:	2550
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely of TNT (just kidding, please don’t do that). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up (literally, because there’s no day-night cycle in our world). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your house with a misplaced block of TNT, then you might regret it a little).

DadSquadBabyShower

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to throw a party? Well, look no further! Our server is like a baby shower thrown by your mom – organized, set up, and paid for with love. We limit the guest list to keep things cozy, just like how we limit the number of players to ensure a smooth gaming experience.

Just like how this baby shower was ladies only, our server is open to all but with a touch of exclusivity. We’ve got a perfect balance of players, just like the perfect balance of adults and kids at the party. And don’t worry about parking – we’ve got plenty of space for all your virtual vehicles.

But here’s the kicker – we may have forgotten to invite your dad’s side of the family, but that just adds to the drama! Imagine the chaos of trying to explain why they weren’t included in the fun. It’s like a soap opera unfolding in real time!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the guest list may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!

FiredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be fired up with excitement from the moment you join! Our staff are like TNT – ready to explode with helpfulness and fun at any moment.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world, only to have it destroyed by a mischievous group of chickens armed with pickaxes. Or test your survival skills against a horde of zombie villagers who have taken over the local village and are demanding taxes in the form of diamonds.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry, look no further! Join us today and see just how fast you can get fired up in the best way possible.

TrashyParentCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you rare items for a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep party where the sheep are literally on fire!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world? Don’t be a trashy parent, come join the fun today!

AzovArmoryCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Emeralds Found:	4645
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard the news? The US just lifted the ban on weapon supply to Azov! And you know what that means? It’s time to join our Minecraft server for some EPIC battles and crazy adventures!

Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers! That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. We’ve got custom weapons, insane mods, and a community of players who are ready to take on any challenge.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, guarded by a dragon the size of a skyscraper. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to conquer this ultimate challenge and claim the treasure that lies within.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary warrior of Azov!

TickTockCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

we got a secret underground base where the creepers throw wild parties and the skeletons breakdance. u gotta bring your own glowsticks tho.

our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the zombies, they love chillin’ in there and gossiping about the skeletons’ fashion choices.

oh, and did i mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of redstone? it goes so fast, it’ll make your head spin like a record, baby.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, that just adds to the fun).

NikBokcCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, NikBokcCraft, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Magic Items Found:	7903
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Farms Harvested:	695	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

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135.181.237.49:25881

CuckCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Items Found:	6090
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic adventures and the dankest memes around!

Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!

We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.

So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!

”Crafty Millennials Minecraft Server”

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Magic Items Found:	3967	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Are you feeling financially screwed like a creeper exploding in your face? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can mine your way to riches faster than a diamond pickaxe! Join us and watch your virtual bank account grow faster than a stack of emeralds. With our virtual economy, you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time! So come join us and turn those virtual coins into real-life riches… or at least enough to buy a new pickaxe.