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SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

american history, ANCESTORS, Congressional wealth, economic advantage, education, generational wealth, historical injustice, historical wealth, INEQUALITY, legislative privilege, legislators, net worth, Race, RichLegislatorz, SlaveCraft, slaveholding, Slavery, societal impact, Wealth accumulation, wealth disparity, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	125
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, coping mechanisms, determination, devils playground, discipline, distractions, healthy habits, Idle Hands, mental strength, mindfulness, Minecraft, Nofappers, personal growth, positive habits, resilience, self improvement, self-control, Server, support system, temptation, TemptationCraft, urges, Willpower

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	727121

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

#youtube, begging, Board, controversial, crime, criminal, discrimination, Freed, general, Hearing, inmates, Justice, killing, Louisiana, LPBGaming, madness, Minecraft, niggers, parole, parole board, Prison, Racial, Release, smp, System, Video, watch

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, ex owners, House, Minecraft, neighbours, NoPeekyCraft, ownership, past homeowners, privacy, Property, Respect, Server, strangers, Tour, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, YARD

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	1413
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

SisGotExposedLOL

aita, ashamed, attitude, Betrayed, Bisexual, CONSERVATIVE, Dangerous, Doctor, family, FIX, Girlfriend, love, Mysterious, Niece, relationship, secret life, serious, SisGotExposedLOL, sister, Telling, Traitor, Twisted

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3802
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2115
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

AncestorAntics, ANCESTORS, ancestors’ journey, ancestral anecdotes, ancestral memories, ancestral tales, distant relatives, familial connections, familial legends, family history, family lore, family traditions, folklore, Genealogy, heritage, Legacy, Minecraft, oral history, passed down, Roots, smp, storytelling

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	177
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

ShowstopperCraft

Audience, Beginning, Characters, Climax, Decline, Disappointment, ending, Entertainment, Expectations, letdown, Plot, Quality, Ratings, resolution, reviews, series, ShowstopperCraft, storytelling, television, tv shows, viewership

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ores Mined:	6828

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that promise a thrilling adventure but end up being a total snoozefest? Look no further, because our server is like that show you started watching and thought was amazing, only to be utterly disappointed by the lackluster ending. But fear not, because on our server, the journey is just as wild and unpredictable as a soap opera plot twist!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a secret chest guarded by a horde of dancing zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

BridgeWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Bridges, BridgeWars, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Military, Minecraft, ongoing conflict, Politics, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, russia, sabotage, sanctions, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

come join our server, where ukraine and russia are having a bridge-building battle in minecraft! ukraine keeps blowing up the bridges that russia builds, and russia just keeps trying to replace them. it’s a never-ending cycle of destruction and construction, and you can be a part of the chaos! come build bridges, blow them up, or just watch the madness unfold. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion

Disinformation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Kursk incursion, KurskKonfusion, Media influence, military aggression, political manipulation, political strategy, Propaganda, psychological warfare, public perception, russia, Russian government, Strategic messaging, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so, like, u know how the Kremlin is all like, “hey Russians, let’s just pretend that whole Kursk thing in Ukraine is totally cool and normal”? well, forget all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server instead! why deal with political drama when u can be building epic castles and fighting dragons in a virtual world, amirite? plus, we have this crazy story about how the creepers in our server are actually secret agents sent by the Kremlin to spy on us, but don’t worry, we have a team of elite players ready to take them down! so come join us and let’s show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! #minecraft4life #downwiththekremlin

BreastplateCraft

accessories, attire, BreastplateCraft, breasts, Buttons.., clothing, custom suits, designers, fashion, formalwear, jackets, lapels, Men’s suits, Menswear, pockets, sleeves, Style, tailoring, tailors, trousers, Wardrobe

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Votes:	6538
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the men’s suits have, like, a bunch of breasts? well, you’re in luck cuz on this server, the more breasts a suit has, the more powerful it is! imagine running around in a suit with, like, 10 breasts, just dominating all the other players. it’s wild, man.

but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to fly. they swoop down and steal your diamonds when you least expect it. it’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious to watch.

if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, then you gotta join us. who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!