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Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	2999
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	806626	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1538
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Potions Brewed:	75
Secret Passages Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Void Gems Collected:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magic Items Found:	3504	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9728
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	8900	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	960	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.