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Crafty AF

200 pbtid china hate spam threads, alex ford, all for free, Be me, billions of chinese live in my head rent free., black sheep of the family, Crafty, each moment of my life is spent seething about china, get kicked out of china for being a fag, girl in pic refuses to fuck me, meacham, No Kids, raised by freemasons, spend the next decade spamming, teach english in china, unmarried

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7567	Mines Excavated:	2595
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76

Are you tired of being kicked out of countries for being a fag? Do you spend your days seething about China and spamming hate threads for free? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and let all your pent-up anger and frustration out in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and unleash your inner chaos. Our server is filled with fellow black sheep of the family, raised by secret societies, and rejected by potential lovers. Come join us and let’s create a world where the only rule is to let loose and have a good time. Who needs real life when you can escape to our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

WakeupCraft Minecraft Server

Apathy, daily struggles, Demotivated, depression, Despair, emotional turmoil, emptiness, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feelings, hopeless, lack of motivation, lack of purpose, losing hope, mental exhaustion, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, Sadness, Server, Struggling, WakeupCraft, waking up

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchantments Applied:	112	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like life has lost its spark? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some much-needed chaos and excitement into your virtual life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous llamas armed with water balloons. And don’t forget to participate in our weekly “Dance-off with the Ender Dragon” competition for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted disco ball!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring mornings – because on our server, every day is a wacky adventure waiting to happen!

CryCraftSisComfortNOPE

Alzheimer’s disease, Bad Sister, comfort, CryCraftSisComfortNOPE, custody, difficult relationship, Divorce, family dynamics, Grief, half-sister, ignoring, Jealousy, missing grandma, missing mom, Personal, personal boundaries, reassure, spiritfarer, Therapy, wedding photos

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Votes:	5831
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are just as wild as in this story! Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of having a half-sister who loves you one minute and hates you the next. Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family issues and dive into a world where grief therapy involves playing Spiritfarer together with your sibling who wants to steal your grief for themselves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to jealous ex-lovers, wedding photos galore, and a dad who still pines for his long-lost love. Will you comfort your crying sister or ignore her to play your favorite game? The choice is yours on our server, where every decision could make you the ultimate AITA.

Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous family drama in Minecraft history!

GuestsGoneWild Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Have you ever had a guest come over and start building a giant statue of themselves in your living room? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world where guests build statues of themselves in your house? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

EgoCraft: Mine for Glory!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6522	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magic Items Found:	2773	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate ego boost of dominating the virtual world like a boss! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon bows down to your greatness. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and worships the ground you walk on. So if you want to feel like a Minecraft god and have your ego inflated to astronomical levels, join us now! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave because you’ll be too busy basking in your own glory.

Putin’s Crash Course Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
New Chunks Explored:	16566	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where putin himself almost causes a car crash after trying to ride a pig off a cliff! yes, you heard that right, the russian president is a regular player on our server and you never know what crazy antics he will get up to next! come join the fun and see if you can outbuild putin in our epic building competitions! who knows, maybe you’ll even get the chance to ride a pig off a cliff with him! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

CraftAssassinTrumpCNN

Assassination, cnn, CraftAssassinTrumpCNN, danger, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Iranian, MIDDLE EAST, News, Plot, Potential, president, Reports, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension Hops:	4

so, like, you know how trump is like the most powerful dude in the world, right? well, apparently, these iranian dudes were planning to take him out! can you believe that? like, who even thinks they can do that? anyway, CNN reported that the US got some super secret intel about it. crazy, right?

anyway, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you’ll be safe from all those crazy assassination plots. like, we got top-notch security and stuff. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. like, we once had a party where all the mobs were invited and it was wild! creepers were doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons were breakdancing. it was lit!

so, yeah, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about iranian assassins or anything like that. plus, we have the best diamond mines in the game. like, seriously, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. so come join us and let’s have some fun!

PaperCutCraft

Accidents, Caution, Cuts, Dangerous, Injuries, office supplies, paper accidents, Paper cuts, paper cuts prevention, paper dangers, paper handling, paper hazards, paper injuries, paper products, paper risks, paper safety, PaperCutCraft, Scissors, sharp edges, sharp objects, workplace safety

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Farms Harvested:	531	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

first of all, we have this super rare block that looks like a giant piece of bacon. like, who wouldn’t want to build a bacon house, amirite?

also, we have this secret underground cave that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. it’s like a fairy tale, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CrocoCraft: Eocene Edition

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Yo, so like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a new species of crocodile that’s straight outta the Eocene epoch! This crocodyloid crocodilian, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, is like the coolest dude in town, always down for a party in the swamps.

Join our server and you can ride on the back of this prehistoric beast as it chomps down on creepers and zombies like they’re snacks. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a team of palaeontologists who are totally rad and always down to dig up some dino bones.

So come on down to our server, where the crocs are wild and the adventures are even wilder. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a prehistoric crocodile by your side? Let’s get this party started! 🐊🎉

DayZPro Minecraft Server

Adventure, Builders, Community, DayZPro, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Players, PvE, PvP, Recruitment, Sandbox, Server, Stalker, stalkers, Survival, Theme, welcome

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Alien Abductions:	5

DayZPro. This server is on the stalker theme. We are actively recruiting builders, everyone is welcome!) We are always happy to see new stalkers!

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Welcome to Civilization SMP, now with extra vanilla flavor (not actual vanilla, sorry)

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	241
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Votes:	4284	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Civilization SMP Minecraft Server

Join our Discord server and complete the whitelist request form to gain access to the Civilization SMP!

All ages are welcome in our Vanilla Minecraft community, where both new and seasoned players are embraced.

We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and inclusive environment. Whether you’re a solo player looking for a new adventure or a group seeking a vibrant community, you’ll find a home here.

Rules:

1	No hacking
2	No X-ray
3	No Stealing
4	No racism
5	No homophobia
6	No ableism

For PvP, anything goes except for hacking or the use of X-ray. To join our server, simply hop on our Discord server and fill out the whitelist info form. Our dedicated staff will review your application promptly, and you’ll be exploring our world in no time!

But wait, there’s more! In addition to our exciting gameplay features, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings. You’ll have the opportunity to forge friendships, showcase your creativity, and embark on epic quests together. Let’s keep the excitement alive – join our Discord community today!

Civilization Discord: https://discord.gg/HVgKNF68sR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Civilization SMP server?	You can join by completing the whitelist request form on our Discord server.
Are there any age restrictions for joining?	No, all ages are welcome in our community.
What are the rules for the server?	We have strict rules against hacking, X-ray, stealing, racism, homophobia, and ableism.
Can I participate in PvP on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed as long as you do not hack or use X-ray.
Do you host any events or contests?	Yes, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings.