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Crafty AF

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Farms Harvested:	308	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of being kicked out of countries for being a fag? Do you spend your days seething about China and spamming hate threads for free? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and let all your pent-up anger and frustration out in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and unleash your inner chaos. Our server is filled with fellow black sheep of the family, raised by secret societies, and rejected by potential lovers. Come join us and let’s create a world where the only rule is to let loose and have a good time. Who needs real life when you can escape to our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Elliot’s Funny Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, character study, Conspiracy, Cyber Security, dark secrets, Drama, Elliot, Elliot Alderson, Elliot episode, Elliot’s journey, Elliot’s mind, Elliots, funny, Hacker, Inner Demons, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mr robot, psychological thriller, Rami Malek, smp, Technology, tv show, unreliable narrator

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to witness the legendary Elliot episode where he accidentally turned the entire server into llamas.

But that’s not all, folks! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little baby chicken. And don’t even get us started on our building competitions – let’s just say there’s a reason why we had to ban TNT from being used in them.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the map that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP!

LawnCareHustle Minecraft Server

LawnCareHustle, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your husband’s lawn service drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle.

Our server is so fun, even your husband will forget about his lawn troubles. He’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and battling creepers to even remember to ask you to pay the bills.

And don’t worry about snow removal here – our virtual world is always sunny and snow-free! Join now and let your daughter and you become the ultimate lawn care and snow removal experts in Minecraft. Who needs a lawn service when you have a pickaxe and a shovel?

So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build a virtual empire than to argue about lawn care.

No Apology Accepted!

Accepted, Apology, care, confusion, Conversation, Dead, drunk driving incident, EXCUSE, green thumb, Human, Instructions, mistake, pet sitting, Plants, response, Risk, Shocked, Soul, stress, Upset, voicemail

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Items Found:	4862
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of plant drama like never before. Imagine logging in to find your virtual plants bone dry and dead because your friend forgot to water them. The horror!

But wait, there’s more! Engage in intense voicemail battles with your friends over the importance of plant souls. Who knew pixels could be so emotional?

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of excuses for you to use when your virtual plants meet their untimely demise. “I didn’t realize you needed that one inside” is just the beginning.

So come on down to our server and let the plant wars begin. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of green thumbs? Join now and find out!

CubicleCraft SMP: BullyBeGone!

abuse of power, BullyBeGone, bullying, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, CubicleCraft, discrimination, Emotional Abuse, Harassment, hostile work environment, HR intervention, intimidation, mental health impact, mistreatment, professional development, psychological abuse, RETALIATION, seeking support, smp, standing up for oneself, toxic work environment, verbal abuse, workplace bullying

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Crops Grown:	8618
Buildings Constructed:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Are you tired of getting griefed by your so-called “friends” on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-bullying policy! In fact, we have a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to bully you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

One time, a player tried to bully me by stealing all my diamonds and building a giant statue of themselves right in front of my house. But little did they know, I had a secret weapon – a pet creeper named Bob. Bob may have exploded my house in the process, but at least that bully got what was coming to them.

So if you’re tired of dealing with workplace bullying on other servers, come join us! We promise you’ll never have to worry about getting griefed again. Plus, our llamas are really good at giving hugs.

LoudCarLamentCraft

annoying noise, car culture, car enthusiasts, car exhaust, car modifications, custom cars, disruptive vehicles, inconsiderate drivers, loud cars, loud engines, LoudCarLamentCraft, noisy vehicles, obnoxious cars, vehicle noise, vehicle noise pollution

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of getting your eardrums blasted by guys with very loud cars? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is a car-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any revving engines ruining your vibe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground llama dance parties and boogie down like never before.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees whisper secrets and the animals can talk. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with our magical woodland creatures?

So say goodbye to the noise pollution of guys with very loud cars and hello to a world of endless fun and silliness on our Minecraft server. Join us today and let the craziness begin!

BidenCraftUltimatum

biden, BidenCraftUltimatum, Cabinet approval, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gallant trip, Government, international relations, Israel, Israeli Defense Minister, Israeli prime minister, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Netanyahu, official visit, Politics, summit, Ultimatum, US, US president

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3790	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

So, like, this server is totally off the chain, man. Like, imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in a world where Netanyahu is giving ultimatums left and right, like “Talk to Biden or else!” And then Gallant is all like “Nah man, I need Cabinet approval first.” It’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form, dude.

But wait, there’s more! You can join in on the fun and be part of the crazy negotiations between world leaders. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours, my friend.

Plus, there are epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin. Like, one time I had to fight a dragon while balancing a stack of pancakes on my head. It was wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh till your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

Jumping Universe Showdown

Alternate Realities, capability, disproved theory, Existence, existence of self, hypothetical scenarios, infinite universes, Jumping, jumping between universes, multiple dimensions, multiverse theory, multiverses, parallel universes, Possibility, proof, Quantum Mechanics, Reality, scientific speculation, showdown, theoretical physics, theoretical physics concept, Universe

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Potions Brewed:	52	Enchantments Applied:	50
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Emeralds Found:	4392

Yo, you ever wanted to prove infinite universes exist by joining a Minecraft server? Well, this is the place for you! We got players jumping between universes like it’s nobody’s business. Imagine a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. That’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll see on this server. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Join us and become a multiverse explorer today!

NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!

battle, Biomes, character creation, Community, cream, Discord, Faction, Factions, Geopolitics, Ice, Lore, Medieval, Nations, NovarusMC, open world, orcs, player interaction, Politics, PvP, Ready, Roleplay, Sandbox, Semivanilla, Server, Survival, Transportation, War, world maps

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Server Name	NovarusMC
Type	Geopolitical Minecraft Server
Features	– Create nations, cultures, religions, lore– Infinite possibilities– Open world transportation– Wars, politics and roleplay
Website	Visit website

FAQ

1. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can create your own nation with its own culture, religion, and lore.

2. Are there restrictions on player interactions?

There are no TP commands on the server, encouraging more player interaction and open world transportation.

3. How are ores separated between biomes?

Ores are separated between biomes to encourage more player interaction and exploration.

4. Can I start wars on the server?

Yes, you can start wars, get into politics, and create your own roleplay character.

5. Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/QBCS7kmSHy

BondCraft Minecraft Server

action, BondCraft, Espionage, fan reactions, Franchise, game design, game development, Gaming, hitman games, iconic character, io interactive, james bond, Licensed Game, long tail tags, Minecraft, New Release, Popular, Sequel, Server, Spy, stealth, video games

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if James Bond and Hitman had a love child and it was raised in the world of Minecraft. Imagine sneaking around, taking out enemies with style, and saving the world one block at a time. Join us for the ultimate spy experience and see if you have what it takes to be the next blocky Bond!

Grid Mania Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, body image, character design, controversy, criticism, cultural norms, discussion, Fan Service, fat, Female Characters, Grid, Gridman, internet, Mania, media analysis, Minecraft, Opinions, question.., Rikka, smp, social media, thicc, thighs

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!