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Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8306

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where anything goes!

Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).

FreebieFrenzy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4631
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, the best thing since enchanted golden apples! We have so many freebies that you won’t believe your pixelated eyes!

First off, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden in a maze guarded by zombie pigmen riding chickens. If you can find it, you get to keep all the diamonds AND get a free pet creeper named Bob. He’s a real blast to have around, literally!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. You can soar through the sky and shoot rainbows at your enemies. It’s like a rave party in the Nether!

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You can dance with skeletons, party with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust me, she’s got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your blocky life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

CraftyCreeperCo.

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2220
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless items in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers the most outrageous deals that are actually worth the price!

Join our server and you’ll find that our enchanted golden apples are so powerful, they can turn a creeper into a friendly pet that follows you around and explodes glitter instead of TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes are infused with magical powers that allow you to mine an entire chunk in one swing. Say goodbye to tedious mining trips, now you can gather resources in record time and spend more time building epic structures.

So come join us on our server and experience the most insane deals that will make you question why you ever wasted your diamonds on anything else. Trust us, it’s worth every shiny emerald you spend!

CraftyElon’sWorld

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

so, like, you wanna join our amazin’ minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s like, the most epic place to be in all of minecraft land. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya some outrageous reasons why you gotta join us:

1. ELON MUSK HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER. that’s right, the dude who’s tryna go to space and stuff, he’s just chillin’ in our minecraft world, buildin’ rockets outta blocks and stuff. it’s wild, man.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent llamas. they wear sunglasses and have laser eyes. ain’t nobody messin’ with our llamas, let me tell ya.

3. we have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly. the music is bumpin’ and the dance moves are outta this world. you gotta be quick to find it, though, ’cause it disappears as fast as it appears.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells dad jokes. he’s always tryna make everyone laugh, even though he’s all spooky and stuff. it’s a real hoot, let me tell ya.

so, what are you waitin’ for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Penguin Divorce Court – Kids Edition

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dimension Hops:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so, like, this server is like the penguin of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got penguins and stuff, but not just any penguins. these penguins are like, super smart and they can build stuff and mine diamonds and all that jazz.

and get this, these penguins don’t mate for life! they’re like the players on this server, always looking for a new adventure and a new friend to play with. the divorce rate on this server is like, 10 times higher than in real life, but that just means there’s more penguins to hang out with, right?

so if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time with some penguins who are always down for a good time, then you gotta join this server. plus, the kids on this server are like, super cute and always causing mischief. it’s a real party over here, so come join the fun!

CraftMiner

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

**Welcome to CraftMiner!**

**IP Address:** play.craftminer.pro **Version:** Based on 1.21 (All versions supported) **Cross-Play Available:** Play with friends across platforms!

**Available Servers:** – **Survival**: Build, explore, and survive in a vast open world. – **BoxPvP**: Test your skills in fast-paced PvP combat. – **Skyblock**: Start from nothing and build your own island empire.

Join now and experience endless fun with CraftMiner!

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Chompos ATM9

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20

Minecraft Server: ATM-9 Overview

Server Features
Modern version of TPPI modpack
Tons of mods and content
Focus on exploration, looting, and building
Relatively small community server
Dedicated server hardware with limited player slots

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join the Discord server and fill out the whitelist application: https://discord.gg/nbsYB82cTy

2. What are some favorite activities on the server?

Refining oil
Large structure building
Exploring and looting
Checking out other players’ builds
Automating mining and machinery
Flying around with jetpacks, brooms, and gliders

3. How many players are allowed on the server at a time?

Approximately 3-5 players will be online at the same time, with a total of around 10-20 whitelisted players on the server.

4. What server specs does ATM-9 run on?

CPU	Ryzen 7 5800x
RAM	32gb DDR4 3200
M.2	Samsung 500gb (Gen2)
Cooler	Peerless Assassin Dual 120mm
Internet	Gigabit Fiber

5. Are there any plans for server upgrades?

The next upgrade planned is a Gen3 M.2 which should provide a performance boost. The server currently relies heavily on single core speed, so future upgrades may focus on improving this aspect.

Lost Isles Adventure 1.20.6

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Crops Grown:	8358	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Items Found:	2404	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo, bro, forget about reading that chapter! Come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time on manga when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends? Plus, our server has custom mods that will blow your mind. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

RedditRecruits Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, the best place ever to play Minecraft with other cool peeps. Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And get this, our server is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who will protect you from any griefers or creepers. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. So if you want to join the most epic adventure of your life, come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndDiamonds #JoinUsNow

EasierSaidDoneMC

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Joining our Minecraft server, of course! It’s easier said than done because once you step foot into our pixelated paradise, you’ll never want to leave. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers bust a move to funky beats, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cake (yes, unlimited cake!), and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle made entirely of TNT, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and mayhem on our Minecraft server today!

JetFighterWars Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Towns Built:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

so, like, this server is so epic that even NATO is getting involved, bro. like, they had to scramble Norwegian fighter jets to defend against a Russian attack. can you believe that? if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most intense battles ever. like, you’ll be fighting off Russian invaders while riding on the back of a dragon. it’s insane, man. plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot. and the best part? there’s a pet unicorn that poops out diamonds. no joke. so, if you want to be a total badass and have the craziest adventures, you gotta join this server, dude. NATO is counting on you.