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Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where anything goes!

Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).

Breadcraft – 1.20.6 Survival Server

Active, classic, Community, Events, Experience, Friendly, Fun, Interaction, Minecraft, Moderation, no pay to win, p2w, Plugins, Relax, Server, Simple, Staff, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Dimension Hops:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to Breadcraft! You’re home to classic, vanilla Minecraft survival without Pay-2-Win bloat.

On our 1 world survival server, experience the thrill of simple survival with very few- yet helpful plugins to fulfill your experience.

Other servers are focused on making money and manipulating their players into purchasing items and ranks to make progress. Breadcraft is the polar opposite. We focus on providing a classic, vanilla experience to our players, WITHOUT the P2W!

On Breadcraft, you will encounter a lively, helpful, and friendly group of people who are online to have fun and relax. Our active and helpful staff is willing to provide an awesome experience for you through events and interaction as well as fast moderation!

Why stick to manipulative, profit driven Minecraft servers when you can join a fulfilling survival experience on Breadcraft? See you there!

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BootyCraft Minecraft Server

Admit, Admit it, ass, BootyCraft, her.., long tail tags, Minecraft, Missed, perfect, perfect ass, seeing her, Seeing.., Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Towns Built:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and of course, the chance to see her perfect ass in all its blocky glory.

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We got you covered. How about a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party with all the mobs busting a move.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because she’s back, and her perfect ass is waiting for you to admire. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Boner Buddies Minecraft Server

acceptance, anxiety, blocky, body positivity, boner, Buddies, Confidence, control, Fun, growth, Insecurity, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, opportunity, personal growth, self love, self worth, self-image, Server, Sexuality, SIZE, small penis, VIRGINITY, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Runes Activated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate small penis positivity! Embrace your tiny blocky appendage and don’t let size anxiety ruin your fun in the game. Our community is all about supporting each other and boosting confidence, no matter how pixelated your package may be.

Join us and share your small penis stories, like the player who was so insecure about his size that he never pursued any opportunities in the game. But now, thanks to our server, he’s feeling more confident and closer to losing his Minecraft virginity every day. Who knew building blocks could be so empowering?

So come on, join our server and let your small pixelated flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the world of Minecraft.

OneCraft Server: Is She The One?

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, DATING, deep bond, future together, Happiness, intuition, lifelong partner, long term relationship, love, Marriage, OneCraft, partner, relationship, Server, Significant Other, signs she’s the one, soulmate, true love, Trust

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1924
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Animals Bred:	57	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding that special someone to build a blocky empire with? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the ultimate love connection for players seeking their pixelated soulmate.

Join us and you might just find your perfect match while fighting off creepers together or building a majestic castle for your future Minecraft wedding. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

So come on, log in and see if she’s the one… for your Minecraft adventures, that is!

CraftyBrainsMC

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

If someone can successfully build a functioning roller coaster in Minecraft without any instructions, then you know they’re a genius! Join our server and show off your brain power by constructing mind-blowing creations that will leave Steve and Alex scratching their blocky heads in awe. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of highly intelligent Endermen who are always looking for new recruits. So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to outsmart the creepers and zombies lurking in the shadows. Who knew intelligence could be so much fun in the world of blocks and pixels?

BlindCrafters

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Animals Bred:	150	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ores Mined:	1255	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

so, like, you know when you open your eyes and there’s stuff everywhere? well, imagine if there was nothing. like, just darkness all around. that’s what it’s like for some people, man. but on our server, you can SEE everything! like, there’s colors and shapes and stuff. it’s wild, dude.

plus, we have this legend about a player who found a diamond the size of a house. like, can you even imagine that? a freakin’ diamond house! and they say if you join our server, you might just stumble upon it yourself. or maybe you’ll find a portal to a land made entirely of cake. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, on our server, pigs can sprout wings and soar through the sky. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya. so come on over and join us for the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life. you won’t regret it, bro.

PawCraft MRSA Mayhem

2019, 2020, 2021, animal health, antibiotic resistance, Antimicrobial Chemotherapy, canine, Clinical samples, epidemiology, Feline, germany, infectious diseases, MAYHEM, microbiology, MRSA, PawCraft, pet care, prevalence, veterinary medicine, Veterinary practices, Veterinary research, Zoonotic infections

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle against giant mutant MRSA-infected dogs and cats!!! 😂🐶🐱 our server is like a vet clinic gone wrong, with crazy creatures running amok everywhere! u gotta use ur crafting skills to make antibiotics and save the day! 🦠💊🔬 join now for the wildest adventure of ur life! 🤪 #MRSAmadness #veterinarychaos #minecraftmayhem 🎮🔥

Nation of Stressed Minecraft People trying to Roleplay but failing miserably

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Failing.., Hardcore, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Miserably, nation, Parkour, people, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, stressed, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Towns Built:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Nation SMP Server Overview

Server Start Date	11 August (or sooner)
Number of Players	18
Discord Server	Join Discord

FAQ

Q: What is Nation SMP?

A: Nation SMP is a Minecraft server where players can have a say in decisions regarding mods/plugins and other aspects of the server.

Q: When does the server start?

A: The server is scheduled to start on 11 August, but it may start sooner.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: There are currently 18 players on the server.

Q: Is the Discord server active?

A: Yes, the Discord server is chill and active. You can join using the following link: Discord Link

Shangri-Craft Server

Adventure, Anime, Battle against Ctarnidd, cute, Cute Characters, cute companions, epic quests, exciting battles, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Manga, mobile game, multiplayer, ONLINE, Rei, role playing, RPG, Server, shangri-la frontier, ShangriCraft, strategy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471

Come join our Minecraft server and battle against the evil Ctarnidd! He may sound scary, but trust us, he’s actually just a big softie who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll give you a magical unicorn as a reward. And let’s not forget about Rei, the adorable sidekick who will help guide you through your journey with her cuteness and charm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

TaxCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2176	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Potions Brewed:	57	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Forget about income, sales, and VAT – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds! And let me tell you, our diamond economy is booming. You’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!