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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8682 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
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