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Minecraft SMP: WWE Watcher Mom

BIZARRE, controversial, crippled, Entertainment, Gay, inappropriate, long tail, Minecraft, mom, obese, offensive, Pedophiles, Shocking.., Show, smp, taboo, television, trevor, UNUSUAL, watch, watcher, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Votes:	1717
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we cater to all your wildest fantasies and desires! Are you tired of boring old WWE matches? Well, here we have WWE matches specifically designed for obese, gay, crippled pedophiles! It’s a whole new level of entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between wrestlers who can barely move, but still manage to put on a show that will leave you in stitches. Who needs regular WWE when you can have this unique and outrageous experience?

So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Momma’s Minecraft Server

Afford, aita, blown up, BROKE, consequence, discipline, Emails, family conflict, family drama, grad school, happy wife happy life, laptop, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, nasty texts, parenting issues, refusing, Server, sibling rivalry, spoiled, sticking to my guns, younger sister

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next.

Forget about annoying siblings and parents who can’t stick to their word – on our server, the only rules are the ones you make for yourself. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just hang out with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with family drama.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own universe without any pesky family members trying to ruin your fun. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family to join – one that actually follows through on consequences (we hope). Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

NoPayNoPlayCraft

appreciation, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, expressing gratitude, family, family dynamics, Family Support, Gratitude, Help, NoPayNoPlayCraft, payment, Respect, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, Siblings, thank you, token of appreciation, work-life balance

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	858	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your family? Join our Minecraft server where we appreciate you for who you are! No more free babysitting for entitled siblings, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, we understand the importance of setting boundaries with your family members. Say goodbye to being guilt-tripped into babysitting with no thanks or payment in return. Here, we value your time and effort, and we make sure you feel appreciated every step of the way.

Join now and experience the freedom of saying no to babysitting without feeling like the bad guy. Our community supports you in standing up for yourself and setting healthy boundaries with your loved ones. Plus, we have epic builds, exciting challenges, and a supportive network of players who have your back.

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into free babysitting ever again. Join our server and game on with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members. It’s time to take back your time and enjoy Minecraft without the drama. See you in the game!

QuirkyCharm – Minecraft SMP

adorable, characteristics, charming, cute, delightful, eccentric, endearing, funny, habits, idiosyncrasies, Individuality, lovable, Minecraft, peculiar, personal touch, Personality, QUIRKS, quirky, QuirkyCharm, smp, Special, Traits, Unique

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Buildings Constructed:	19	Void Armor Forged:	20
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server out there!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is considered a normal Tuesday activity. Or where the admins host weekly dance parties in the Nether because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DeathCraft

acceptance, death, DeathCraft, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, introspection, Karma, Legacy, Life, mindfulness, mortality, philosophy, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self-examination, spirituality

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your death will be as epic as your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine respawning in a world where every death is like a scene from a blockbuster movie. Get ready to be chased by a horde of angry chickens, fall into a pit of lava while trying to mine diamonds, or get struck by lightning while battling a group of creepers.

But don’t worry, death is just the beginning of the fun on our server. With unique challenges, custom plugins, and a community of players who love to push the limits, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So come join us and see how agonizingly hilarious your death can be on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing all the way to the respawn point!

Gods of Illumenos: A Bedrock Economy Server with Gladiators & Lore

Aeregea, Ascension, bedrock, Berbari, Cultures, Darkness, Doomed, Economy, Emperia, Eternal Emperor, gladiators, Gods, Illumenos, instability, Kingdoms, Lore, mercy, Pluto’s Will, Realms, Rebellion, Server, Thrax, Thronos

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Minecraft Kingdoms Server

Server Concept	RP-focused with unique cultures and stories
Lore Example	Ascension of Zuenius, Eternal Emperor, and impending darkness
Factions	Eternal Empire, Thrax, Thronos, Berbari, Pluto’s Will
Join Us	PM for membership or staff positions

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	PM the admin for membership or staff positions
Is the server focused on role-playing?	Yes, it is heavily focused on RP aspects
Are there specific cultures and stories for players to follow?	Yes, each faction has its own unique culture and story
Can I create my own faction?	You may discuss this with the server admin for approval

CraftyJailbaitMC Server

bored, corrupt, CraftyJailbaitMC, dm, HIGH, icky videos, IneedPeach, kik, Server, slut

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant evil chicken that’s terrorizing the land. And trust us, this chicken is no joke – it’s armed with laser eyes and a bad attitude.

So what are you waiting for? Slide into our DMs on Kik at IneedPeach and let’s get this party started! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

HousePartyMinecraftSMP

al, Alabama, ann arbor, arkansas, athens, Baylor, cfb, Clemson, college football, college station, colorado, Delaware State, Dublin, Fantasy Football, Florida State, GA, georgia, Georgia Tech, Hawaii, hi, Honolulu, HousePartyMinecraftSMP, ireland, Las Vegas, lincoln, lsu, Mi, Michigan, NE, Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota State, Notre Dame, NV, OK, Oklahoma State, PAC12afterdark., penn state, pick em, RENO, salt lake city, south florida, Southern Cal, Southern Methodist, Stillwater, texas, Texas A&M, Tuscaloosa, tx, ut, Utah, Week One, week two, Week Zero, West Virginia

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!

Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!

Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!

Name: “CraftyAh Minecraft Server”

advice, baby names, BIAS, Cheating, co parenting, Communication, CraftyAh, Decision making, ex-partner, family, Fatherhood, Minecraft, naming your child, Opinions, outside perspective., parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Server, Support, Trust, unique names

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with baby daddy drama and need a break from real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where your ex’s opinion doesn’t matter and you can name your virtual baby whatever you want without any judgment.

Our server is a safe haven for pregnant players looking for a peaceful and drama-free environment. Build your dream nursery, explore virtual maternity wards, and even participate in virtual Lamaze classes with other expectant players.

And don’t worry about your ex finding out about your virtual adventures – our server is a secret hideaway where you can relax and have fun without any unwanted drama. So come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can be the queen of your own baby naming kingdom!

WeddingCraftAutismBan

after party, aita, anger issues, autistic brother, behavioral problems, blowout tantrum, Caretaker, ceremony, close relationship, Fairness, family, inclusion, medication, neurodiversity, parents, selfish, special needs, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraftAutismBan

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring family drama ruining your special day? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of wedding planning with your highly autistic brother who has severe anger issues and behavioral problems.

On our server, everyone is welcome, even if they hate weddings and refuse to take medication. We provide a safe space for all, complete with caretakers to watch over your loved ones while you build, explore, and have a blast.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a wedding ceremony when you can have an epic after party in Minecraft instead? Don’t be selfish – invite your whole dysfunctional family to join in on the fun!