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DinoNuggetCraft

ANCESTORS, Ancient, CARNIVORES, chickens, DELICIOUS, DinoNuggetCraft, Dinosaurs, Evolution, Food, Fossils, Genetic, History, lineage, meat, nuggets, Poultry, prehistoric, protein, Science, Tasty, theory

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Towns Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaur nuggets for days, man. like, imagine chompin’ on dem prehistoric snacks while buildin’ ur epic castle or whatever. plus, we got chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs. like, who needs eggs when u can have shiny rocks, amirite? also, our admin once tamed a creeper and made it his pet. true story, bro. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even dinosaur nuggets.

Welcome to PLAINS N’ (pee)KS – Where the grass is always greener… because we TP you to the perfect spot!

application, Computer, Discord, Events, exclusive, Friends, GRASS, Greener, group, java edition, memes, microphone, Minecraft, Peeks, perfect, Plains, Plugins, Requirements, Semi Vanilla, Server, simple voice chat, socialization, spot, Vanilla, VC, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Private Minecraft SMP (Java only)
Age Group	14-20 years old
Gameplay	Vanilla experience with quality of life plugins
Features	Events, VC hangouts, balanced economy
Requirements	Discord Minecraft Java Edition account Microphone and computer capable of running Simple Voice Chat mod

FAQs

Q: Can I join if I’m older than 20?

A: Unfortunately, Plains n’ Peaks is specifically for players between the ages of 14-20.

Q: Are private automated farms allowed?

A: No, Plains n’ Peaks does not allow private automated farms to maintain a balanced economy.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by filling out the application form at the following link: Application Form

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Events on Plains n’ Peaks can vary, but they are typically fun activities or challenges for players to participate in.

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

activism, brutality, civil rights, democratic values, discrimination, freedom of speech, german girl, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Israel, KrautCraft, Minecraft, Oppression, police aggression, Police Brutality, police violence, political activism, protest, protest against Israel, protestor, Server, social justice, violence

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Star Shards Collected:	122
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have German girls getting hit and beat down by police for protesting against Israel! That’s right, we take human rights and democratic values to a whole new level of chaos and hilarity. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous events and insane stories that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be this crazy? Join now and see for yourself!

BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

brain cells, BrainCellzGoneWild, California dreamin’, Career Growth, city life, creativity, cultural diversity, driven individuals, entrepreneurial spirit, high cost of living, Innovation Hub, intellectual giants, intelligent people, Minecraft, movers and shakers, networking, opportunity, san francisco, smp, startup ecosystem, tech industry, urban lifestyle, West Coast vibes

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.

GrieferGoneAWOL

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, GrieferGoneAWOL, Guilt, Infidelity, leaving without explanation, long distance relationships, Manipulation, marriage problems, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, self worth, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6868	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	New Chunks Explored:	439069
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and revenge! Just like this player’s husband, you never know what kind of scandalous drama will unfold next.

Witness crazy plot twists, like finding out your in-game partner has been building secret bases with other players behind your back. Or maybe uncovering a scandal where someone stole all the diamonds from the communal chest.

Join now for a thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your pickaxe close.

Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Players Killed by Monsters:	7994	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	179
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Farms Harvested:	514	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where even the mop has a backstory!

application, backstory, balanced rules, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, Fantasy Nations, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, mop, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview:

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, events, and more. It aims to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.
The server is set in version 1.21 with a new world, offering opportunities for new players to join and build their ideas.
Some plugins on the server include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.
What can I expect from the server in terms of gameplay?	You can create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events, and more. Various quality of life plugins are also available.
Is there a Discord server for Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

83230502, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1720

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as your wish is for more diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists along the way.

AmeliaCraft SMP – The Detective’s Den

adorable, Amelia Watson, AmeliaCraft, Anime, appreciation thread, Community, cute, Den, detective, DETECTIVES, dorky, Entertainment, FANART, funny, Gaming, hololive, Livestream, smp, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, wonderful detective

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	113
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of shenanigans.

Are you a fan of detective work? Well, you’re in luck because our resident detective, Amelia Watson, will be leading the charge in solving all the mysteries of our server. From missing diamonds to stolen cake, nothing gets past this Sherlock Holmes wannabe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that Amelia once found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head down there.

So come join us on this wacky journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP!