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TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, economic impact, electric vehicles, export restrictions, import tariffs, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, strikes, Target, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tesla, trade policies, trade war

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	355
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Animals Bred:	179
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1925
Towns Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Votes:	5759	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Racism Rumble: US Edition

across, AMOUNT, combined, constituted, disagreement, Edition, found, HIGH, just as, LEVEL, long tail tags, participants, racial group, racism, Rumble, study, substantial, tags, US, Within

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	173	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Votes:	737
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

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Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Towns Built:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7483	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	14
New Chunks Explored:	563749	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	206	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!