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Minecraft Blaze Brigade

420, Blaze, Brigade, Happy, happy 420, Minecraft, Moids

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
New Chunks Explored:	838888	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Divine Spears Created:	19
Enchantments Applied:	72	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our 420-friendly Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always chill. Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is lit and the only limit is your imagination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden stash of diamonds so big, they had to call in a team of stoner dwarves to help mine it all. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary stoner dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted blaze rods that will give you the power to summon a herd of high cows to do your bidding.

So come on down to our 420 paradise and join the party. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

amusing, animated, blocks, cartoon, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, japanese, Japantoon, laughable, LolCraft, meets, Parody, satire, series, Show, television

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

abolition, activism, Caucasians, CHANGE, civil rights, Crafty, Diversity, empowerment, equality, freedom, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Impact, Justice, leadership, Legacy, Liberation, Minecraft, progress, racial justice, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Slavery, social justice, white males

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Players Killed by Monsters:	6581	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Star Shards Collected:	224	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

BIAS, BLOCK, BUILD, Commies, Crafty, culture, discrimination, Diversity, fear, History, ignorance, international relations, Misinformation, narrative, people, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, russia, Russophobia, short-sighted, small-minded, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

battle, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Confrontation, DECLARATION, Drama, emotions, Epic, indie, INTENSE, kenji, Minecraft, plot twist, relationships, Revenge, Rivalry, Sayu, Secrets, showdown, spicier, Tension, unexpected, War

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	9845
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

9pm, Ban, carrying teammates, Competitive Gaming, ELO ranking, Frustration, gaming culture, gaming etiquette, high ELO players, Lobby, madness, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, skill level, teamwork, tired from work, toxic behavior, Toxicity, Unwinding, video games, Wednesday

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?

Crafty NEETs Jailbreak

arrest, Crafty, danger, dissolute, Idle, IMMORAL, Jailbreak, lewd, Life, neets, VIOLATION, Welfare and Institutions Code

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could lead to a wild adventure or a run-in with the law.

Our server is so crazy that even the Welfare and Institutions Code can’t handle us. We’re like the rebels of the Minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to unleash your inner anarchist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up leading an idle, dissolute, lewd, or immoral life – and having a blast while doing it!

Minecraft: Endwalker LOLs – /xivg/ General

Benchmark, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, general, Linkshells, lols, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, xivg

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchantments Applied:	106
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Divine Spears Created:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because DAWNTRAIL is here to save the day!

Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Don’t miss out on the action, join us and be part of something truly special.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Travel to different regions and explore new lands like never before!

But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event! Battle it out with other players and show off your skills in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6!

And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like the Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on DAWNTRAIL and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. See you there!

TradeMemeCraft: Where You’ll Never Fall for the Trades Meme

Adulthood, advancement, career, Classes, education, electrician, Experience, Fall, Frustration, Future, graduating, learning, meme, Robots, Skills, state forces, Technology, trade school, TradeMemeCraft, TRADES, Workforce, Youll

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall for any trades meme! Our state-of-the-art server will FORCE you to take 4 years of trade school classes…but don’t worry, you’ll learn everything you need in just 2 years plus some experience. You’ll be “graduating” as an electrician at the ripe old age of 31…what the heck, robots?! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and mind-blowing challenges. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Blockheads R Us

Blockheads, Boys, Like.., look, look like this, this.., White, White boys

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6075	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dimension Hops:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the white boys look like they just stepped out of a fashion magazine! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds raining from the sky, creeper flash mobs, and zombie dance parties.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted golden apple hidden deep within our world, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a ender dragon and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your diamond sword ready for anything.