tards – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Beta Crafters United 1.20.6

1.20.6, alpha male, Beta, beta male, beta male tards, Compliment, Confidence, Crafters, funny, humor, insult, internet culture, lmao, Masculinity, post, sarcasm, satire, self esteem, self worth, social commentary, Stereotypes, tards, think.., United

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then you gotta check out this place!

We’ve got more custom mods than a squirrel has nuts, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

Join us if you wanna build a tower taller than your ego, mine for diamonds like a Kardashian mines for drama, and PvP like your life depends on it (spoiler alert: it doesn’t, but it’s still hella fun).

So what are you waiting for, you potato-loving, creeper-fearing, block-placing maniacs? Come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that’ll make even Herobrine jealous!

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Until open source free tards realise that people actually want… Minecraft SMP

Community, compatibility, Desktop, desktop computing, Development, free, freetards, GPU, Hardware, innovation, linux, Minecraft, Open, open collaboration, open source, open standards, operating system, people, Popular, proprietary drivers, Realise, smp, software, source, tards, Technology, technology enthusiasts, user experience, Want

Are you tired of dealing with open source freetards who just can’t seem to get it together? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where we don’t give a flying flip about proprietary drivers or whatever the heck the Linux desktop is? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where we embrace the world’s most popular GPU in our desktops without a care in the world. Say goodbye to boring servers that follow the rules – here, we make our own rules and have a blast doing it.

So come on, join us and let’s show those open source freetards what real Minecraft fun looks like. Who needs proprietary drivers when you have a crazy SMP like ours to play on? Let’s take over the Minecraft world together and leave the Linux desktop in the dust!

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”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

forced, KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK, Minecraft, no pol, no porn, no vidya, productive members, Server, society, tards, vidya

Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

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BoyfriendBlockerMC

BoyfriendBlockerMC

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this crazy encounter? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape awkward situations like a pro. We promise no creepy car encounters, just pure gaming fun!

Imagine driving through Minecraft and suddenly a player pulls up next to you, honking their horn and asking for your in-game number. Will you give in to their demands or speed away like a pro? The choice is yours!

But be warned, just like in real life, double standards exist in our server too. You might find yourself in a situation where you have to navigate through tricky conversations and make tough decisions. Can you handle the drama and come out on top?

Join us now for a chance to experience the craziest encounters in Minecraft and show off your survival skills in the face of unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual car chase with a player who just won’t take no for an answer!

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NightlyCrafts

Alone Time, comfort zone, cozy night in, fear of missing out, FOMO, homebody, Introvert, Loneliness, mental health, missing out, NightlyCrafts, peace and quiet, quiet night, Relaxation, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-care, social anxiety, solitude, staying in

Because you should be joining our epic Minecraft server instead! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and villagers that tell the funniest jokes. Plus, our diamond ore spawns are so generous, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a night of blocky adventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget why you ever went outside in the first place!

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Cobblemon

alliances, apply, base, battle levels, challenge, Cobblemon, Discord, Ip:, Loot, Modded, Modpack, Player Gyms, Player Shops, Prizes, resource scarcity, Structures, subdomain, team previews, Tournaments, World Size

Minecraft Server Overview

Player Gyms
– Rock Gym
– Fairy Gym
– Water Gym
– Dark Gym
– Psychic and Ghost Gyms in progress

Other features:

Player spawn-shops
/challenge command
ftbchunks and ftbteams functionality
World size of 45k blocks
Regular Tournaments with prizes
Mob spawns enabled for added challenge

Join our server and Discord for more information!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I apply to create my own gym?	Yes, feel free to apply to create your own gym!
What is the next planned Tournament?	The next Tournament is an Anything Goes format on February 9th. Check Discord for more details.
Is the Cobblemon Star Academy Modpack required to play?	No, the modpack is optional but recommended for the best experience.

Join our Discord for more information!

Spectral Haunt Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Haunt, Realm, SPECTRAL

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, trust me! Why? Well, because on this server, you can escape from being molested by ghost women every night! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from spooky specters? It’s like therapy, but with blocks and creepers. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to ghostly harassment!

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CraftyCanuckUSAIDShutdown

Assistance, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckUSAIDShutdown, criticism, dangerous retreat, Diplomacy, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, Humanitarian Aid, international development, international relations, North America, Partnership, Politics, response, Shutdown, united states, usaid

so, like, u kno how canada is always like, “eh, sorry, we’re so nice”? well, now they’re all like, “yo, usa, wtf u doin??” cuz usa is shutting down this aid thing called usaid. and canada is all like, “dude, that’s a dangerous retreat, bro.” like, they’re super mad about it. but like, if u join our minecraft server, u won’t have to worry about all that drama. just come build some epic stuff and have a good time, eh? plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the maple syrup. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join the server and have a blast, eh?

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Pixels SMP

1.21.1, 19132, bedrock, cinemamod, custom armors, daily crates, Discord, Feedback, Grief Prevention, java, MCMMO, Minigames, pixels, playpixels.net, proximity chat, server address, simple voice chat, smp, temperatures with seasons, version 1.18, Waystones

Pixels SMP Server Overview

Features	McMMO, waystones, temperatures with seasons, daily crates, grief prevention, custom armors, minigames
Supported Versions	1.18 to latest versions (1.21.1 recommended)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Required Mods	No mods required, but “Simple Voice Chat” for proximity chat and “cinemamod” for cinema
Server Address	smp.playpixels.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is Pixels SMP a vanilla server?	Pixels SMP is a semi-vanilla server with added features like McMMO, waystones, and more.
Can I use voice chat on the server?	Yes, you can use voice chat with the “Simple Voice Chat” mod for proximity chat.
Are there any special events or minigames on the server?	Yes, we have minigames and special events regularly for players to enjoy.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to smp.playpixels.net on Java or Bedrock platforms.

Celestial Odyssey 1.20

Anime, anticipation, Celestial, Chappie, Choujin X, Ellie, Episode 60, EXCITEMENT, Ishida, japanese, Manga, odyssey, pilgrimage, previous episode, Release, Sandek, Superhuman, Suspense, Thread, twitter, update announcement, zora

Yo, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server? It’s like, the ultimate crossover of superheroes and anime! Like, imagine building your own superhero base while fighting off anime villains, it’s gonna be epic!

Join us tomorrow at 12 noon for the latest update, where you can witness Sandek’s response to Ellie’s words. Will he finally confess his love? Will Zora join the dark side? The suspense is killing me!

Don’t miss out on the previous episodes, it’s like binge-watching your favorite anime but in Minecraft form! Plus, Chappie is coming out soon, so you know this server is gonna be poppin’! Don’t be a square, join us now!

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WheelieCraft Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Apology, big forearms, Conversation, dick, disability, disability awareness, disability etiquette, dude in a wheelchair, grocery store, insensitive comment, joking around, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Server, skinny, Social Interaction, Spouse, wheelchair, wheelchair etiquette, WheelieCraft, wrong

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of encountering players with massive forearms, just like the guy in the grocery store! But be careful, complimenting their forearms might not always end well, so watch out for any offended spouses rolling your way.

Apologize for your unintentional insults and dive into a world where anything can happen, even awkward encounters in a virtual grocery store. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of unexpected interactions and hilarious misunderstandings!

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BridalBlockParty

BridalBlockParty, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid dresses, bridesmaid duties, CONSERVATIVE, dress, Enthusiasm, family, get ready pictures, long sleeves, silk robes, tattoos, Urgency, Vendors, vision, Wedding, wedding day, wedding details, wedding planner, wedding vision

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride doesn’t get exactly what she wants? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding planning drama!

Picture this: you’re the bride, planning your dream wedding with your distant bridesmaid who just can’t seem to get on board with your vision. She’s helping more than your own wedding planner, but she just can’t seem to understand your urgency for perfection.

But wait, there’s more! Your future mother-in-law is causing chaos by refusing to wear the right color, and your best friend and maid of honor is too busy to deal with your wedding woes. And don’t even get us started on the pet sitter drama for your overseas honeymoon.

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing bridesmaid dresses, dealing with tattoo cover-ups, and managing the ultimate bridal party meltdown. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on down and join the chaos – because in the world of weddings, it’s all about getting exactly what you want, no matter the cost.

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Creeper’s Corner: The Unspoken Truths

concealed facts, Corner, covert realities, CREEPERS, darkest reality, Forbidden knowledge, hidden truths, hushed truths, ignored problems, modern world, obscured realities, overlooked issues, silenced topics, societal secrets, suppressed realities, taboo topics, Truths, unacknowledged issues, uncomfortable truths, undisclosed information., unspoken, unspoken issues, unspoken realities, veiled truths

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone pretends everything is rainbows and sunshine? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the darkest realities that nobody talks about!

Join us as we uncover the conspiracy of creepers being government spies, mine for diamonds while dodging Illuminati mobs, and build secret underground bunkers to hide from the zombie apocalypse that’s definitely coming.

With our community of players who aren’t afraid to face the truth, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s uncover the darkest secrets of the Minecraft world together!

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