🔥tards Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Until open source free tards realise that people actually want… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of dealing with open source freetards who just can’t seem to get it together? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where we don’t give a flying flip about proprietary drivers or whatever the heck the Linux desktop is? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where we embrace the world’s most popular GPU in our desktops without a care in the world. Say goodbye to boring servers that follow the rules – here, we make our own rules and have a blast doing it.

So come on, join us and let’s show those open source freetards what real Minecraft fun looks like. Who needs proprietary drivers when you have a crazy SMP like ours to play on? Let’s take over the Minecraft world together and leave the Linux desktop in the dust!

”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Animals Bred:	156
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

The Phoenix

1.21, Chest Shops, Crafting, Creative, History, LWC, Minecraft, Other, phoenix, PhoenixCraft, Plugins, private server, PvP, Saddles, Semi, Server, Spigot, The Phoenix, Towny, Vampire, Vanilla, Version 15, World Edit

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	388247	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Now on 1.21!

Version 15!

SOFTWARE USEDThis server is running using Spigot for Minecraft 1.21.XThis allows us to use an assortment of different plugins to change or enhance game play.

PLUGINS USEDHere we use plugins such as:Towny, Vampire, LWC, World Edit, Chest Shops and a custom one for crafting extra items like Saddles!

HISTORYThe Phoenix has been running since 2012. It used to be a private server by the name “Phoenixcraft”.The Phoenix is currently on Version 15.

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✨ The SoggyCraft SMP 🌊 17+ 🧙‍♂️✨

24/7 hosting, Active, Community, creativity, Datapacks, Discord, HermitCraft Inspired, innovation, java, long term, Maturity, Mods, SagesCraft, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, SoggyCraft, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

SagesCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	SagesCraft
Playstyle	Hermitcraft-Like
Server Type	SMP
Description	A friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server meant for building and making friends with mods and datapacks installed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is SagesCraft?	SagesCraft is a friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server focused on building and community.
Are there any mods and datapacks installed?	Yes, there are mods and datapacks installed to allow for customization and optimization while keeping the vanilla feel.
Is voice chat encouraged?	Yes, the use of simple voice chat is encouraged as most players use it.
Is the server hosting available 24/7?	Yes, the server hosting is 24/7 for uninterrupted gameplay.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and submit your application for review by an admin to be whitelisted.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, the age requirement is 17+ for maturity reasons.

If you are interested, please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/aHFYTtWSAt and submit your application. We look forward to welcoming you to SagesCraft!

Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Star Shards Collected:	82	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

VtuberMix Minecraft Server

Chuubas, Collabs, E-Celebs, Ego, entertainment industry, flesh males, Gatekeeping, homocollab, interviews, Minecraft, Music (Industry), Niche, Normalfags, Oshi, radio shows, record labels, Server, streaming, tv shows, unicorns, VSingers, VtuberMix, Vtubers

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of your favorite vtubers getting sucked into the dark abyss of the music industry? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for all unicorns and chuubas alike!

Join us and escape the clutches of record labels and homocollab-prone events. Here, your oshi can roam free without the threat of normalfags trying to gatekeep them away. We’ve even got a special section for vsingers who refuse to conform to the mainstream entertainment industry.

Don’t let your oshi lose their vtuber essence – join our server and let them thrive in their true form! Plus, we’ve got unicorns running around and causing mischief, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. Come join us and keep the music industry at bay!

CraftyDad Minecraft Server

absent father, child custody disputes, child support, college transfer, court battles., CraftyDad, custody arrangements, D1 basketball, family conflicts, family dynamics, financial irresponsibility, high school sweethearts, Lesbian, long distance co-parenting, long distance relationships, Minecraft, parental involvement, personal sacrifices, phoenix mercury, Server, sports commitments, WNBA aspirations

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Potions Brewed:	108
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

🤣🤣🤣 Hey there Minecrafters! Looking for a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where exes come to stir up trouble like it’s their full-time job! 🤪🔥

Join us for a wild ride where D1 basketball players clash with jealous ex-boyfriends who think they can control your life choices! 🏀💥 Who needs child support when you can spend it on sports cars, vapes, and sex workers, am I right? 😂💸

Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself against deadbeat dads who suddenly want to play happy family when it’s convenient for them! 🤷‍♀️👊 Will you transfer colleges and programs to make your ex happy, or will you stand your ground and continue dominating on the court? The choice is yours on our server! 🎮🔥

So come on down to our server and join the chaos! Who needs the WNBA when you can have all the drama and excitement right here? 🤣🏀💥 #MinecraftMadness #DramaAlert #ExesGonnaEx

WeddingCrasherNoCash

brother, family celebrations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family pressure, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, favoritism, graduation party, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, wedding announcement, wedding expenses, WeddingCrasherNoCash

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a whole new level of craziness! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through parties turning into engagement announcements and siblings asking for wedding expenses!

On our server, you can build your own virtual graduation party, complete with surprise announcements and unexpected twists. Will you be the one to steal the spotlight from your older brother and his fiancée? Or will you be the one asking for help with wedding expenses after hijacking someone else’s celebration?

But beware, the family drama doesn’t stop there! You’ll have to navigate through alliances and betrayals as you decide whether to help out your siblings or stand your ground. Will you be labeled as petty or praised for standing up for yourself?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

LostDiamonds Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Our Minecraft server, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a dragon made of rainbow blocks. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a house out of marshmallows and have a pet unicorn as your loyal companion. Trust us, this server is so epic even Herobrine himself is jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history!

EpicCraft2025: Trumped Up News!

Accountability, AMERICANS, Censorship, Conspiracy, cover up, current events, EpicCraft2025, Epstein, Government, INFORMATION, Journalism, logs, mainstream media, Media, News, news shows, Project 2025, public awareness, reddit, Reporting, transparency, trump, Trumped

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	607	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Animals Bred:	118
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6907	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old news shows not covering the real juicy stuff like Project 2025 and the Epstein Trump logs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have all the latest gossip and scandalous news updates! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret government projects, and maybe even a sighting of Bigfoot in the virtual world. Who needs mainstream media when you have us to keep you entertained and on the edge of your blocky seat? So come on, join our server and let’s uncover the truth together…or at least have a good laugh trying!

BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, BaguetteCraft, breaking news, current events, decision, France, French, French government, French politics, Gabriel Attal, Government, handover, leadership, Minecraft, Monday morning, News, Official, political figure, Politics, prime minister, resignation, Server, stepping down

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the french prime minister hands in his resignation every monday morning? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! join our server and witness the chaos as gabriel attal quits his job over and over again, it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, dude. plus, our server has flying pigs and talking cows, like, what more could u possibly want? come join us for a wild ride, it’s gonna be lit AF!

CraftyCraze: Buckle Up for Unexpected Adventures!

#announcement, Adventures, Buckle, budapest, Budapest Announces, CraftyCraze, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, Fasten Your Seat Belts, global affairs, Hungary, intensifies, international relations, Meetings, negotiations, Peace Mission, Peace Mission Intensifies, Politics, summit, unexpected, Unexpected Meetings

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	154	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crops Grown:	6655
Divine Spears Created:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

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get ready to blast off into the craziest minecraft adventure of your life, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness, with unexpected meetings around every corner.

join us as we embark on a peace mission to intensify the fun and chaos, because who needs boring old peace when you can have epic battles and hilarious pranks instead?

so fasten your seat belts and hold on tight, because this is one minecraft server you won’t want to miss! come join us today and let the insanity begin! 🌈🐲🚀