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FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

2075, Alberta, Apocalypse, Canada, cars, Chaos, CREEPERS, Destruction, DRIVE, Dystopia, End of the World, flying, Future, FutureCraft, Government, History, jetpack, News, nukes, prediction, Prophecy, steve, time travel, Timeline, trudeau, War, world events

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	1432	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

Birthday, blocky, bonanza, celebration, deserving, Ens, Event, family, Friends, Fun, HOURS, Long, minecrafty, Party, pebbles, Special, streaming, Support

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

bbq, Canada, Canadian, Community, Crafty, Food, Friendly, Fun, Gathering, get together, Honey, introduction, INVADING, invite, Meeting, Neighborhood, neighbors, new, Newbies, Party, social event, socializing, welcome

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	846751

“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

anti-semitism, ATTACKED, Awareness, Blame, coexistence, Crafty, Defense, discrimination, Edition, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israel, Jews, leave them alone, McCraftface, muslims, Peace, Peacekeeping, persecuted for centuries, persecution, religious conflict, tolerance, Wake Up

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

#generalwill, #thatsall, #thereistoit, #wantstosee, Crafty, general, lol, McCraftface, noone, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2769
Towns Built:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, Bond, Caring, children, Connection, CREEPERS, devotion, emotional, family, fear, guidance, love, mamas, maternal, Motherhood, motherly, Nurturing, oh mama, parenting, Party, Role Model, sacrifice, strength, Support, Tread, unconditional love

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

ANONYMOUS, Crafty, McCraftface, Server, WASNT

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Animals Bred:	71	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

attractive, beauty ideals, beauty standards, blocks, body image, Confidence, cultural preferences, Diversity, fashion trends, hot, Inclusivity, Individuality, intelligence, Minecraft, personality traits, physical appearance, pixelated, Rating, Self-expression, sense of humor, Server, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

73608232, BlockyBanter, browse, categorize, classification, comma separated, data, filter, Generate, indexing, INFORMATION, list, LolCraft, long trail, metadata, Numbers, organization, previous, search, Sorting, tags, Trail

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

673345871, 673349705, 673350348, blocky, Boogaloo, do your jobs, Freaks, long trail, mvp, Numbers, real, Server, Ugly, Worthless

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.