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ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

Army, ArmyCraft, Court, criminal defendants, criminal defense, criminal justice, Defense, Government, immunity, Justice, law, legal immunity, Legal System, legislation, military enlistment, military law, military service, Pardon, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, trial

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mines Excavated:	3461
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2142	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1395
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	874	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	3006
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mines Excavated:	1990	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

Account.., Auto-mine, Battles, BloodyBoxPvP, Cases, Community, competitive, description, Factions, Find, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Opponents, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Worthy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neptune.spaceroute.net:20653

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Votes:	8858	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!