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Tajik Trolls Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, Central Asia, China, Chinese Tajiks, citizenship, culture, Diversity, Ethnic Relations, Geopolitics, History, Identity, loyalty, Minecraft, minority group, nationalism, Nationality, patriotism, Server, Tajik, Tajikistan, tajiks, Trolls, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join us and become part of a community where Chinese Tajiks reign supreme, showing off their patriotism in the most epic ways possible. We’ve got Uyghurs shaking in their virtual boots as they witness the glory of our Tajik players.

But that’s not all! Our server is so insane that even the Tajiks in Afghanistan and Tajikistan are jealous of the fun we’re having. They wish they could teleport into our world and join in on the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a virtual adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary Chinese Tajik hero of Minecraft!

/MLB/ : The Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC of Los Angeles Edition Minecraft SMP

Angeles, Angels, Baseball Cards, cattle rustling, collectors, CRAWFORD, Cubs, debauchery, dodger, Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC, dodgers, Dodgers adding Snell, Doping, Edition, Edman, Edwoman, fund, giants, Hedge, Heebachi, Kansas City Queens, LHP Kikuchi, LLC, LOS, Los Angeles Edition, managers, Minecraft, minor leaguer, MLB, OHTANI, Ohtani’s exposed penis, rare baseball card, RAYS, Recker gang bang club FC, retiré, sailors death, Sheenynaga, smp, stadium decision

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Emeralds Found:	5147	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss!

SMP Templars

Auctions, Biomes, Challenges, Cosmetics, Domain, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Holograms, Jobs, Kingdom, Kits, Leaderboards, Menus, mobs, Pets, protection systems, PvE, PvP, Quests, Shops, Skills, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Templarios.holy.gg invites you to join an epic kingdom inspired by the mythical Order of the Templars, where adventure, strategy and community come together to create a unique experience. With over 70 quests, custom biomes, exclusive enchantments, and a world full of custom mobs and challenges, every corner is designed to challenge your skills. Customize your experience with interactive menus, tool skins, and cosmetics as you explore dungeons, build your domain, or compete on leaderboards. Enjoy advanced features such as protection systems, dynamic economy, shops, auctions and jobs to boost your progress. Plus, with pets, holograms, kits, and special effects, every player can stand out in the vast world of Templarios.holy.gg. Build your legacy and defend the kingdom with honor!

templarios.holy.gg

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Entertainment, Fromsoft, fromsoft games, games, Gaming, hololive, Hololive members, LOSE, members, Minecraft, mori, News, PALS, PERMS, PIXEL, pokemon, pokemon games, Server, soon, Stream, streaming, SUCKS, unavailable, unavailable games

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of not being able to play your favorite games because of some silly restrictions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can play all the Fromsoft and Pokemon games you want, without any pesky bans or limitations!

Join us and become a part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. We have Hololive members streaming live from our server, battling it out in epic PvP matches and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Who needs Fromsoft and Pokemon games when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this crazy adventure. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rook how China man work so hard! – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, asian, China, Commitment, Cultural, Dedication, determination, diligence, efficiency, HARD, Hardworking, inspiration, Labor, man, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, productivity, Respect, rook, smp, stereotype, success, Video, viral, work, work ethic

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pandas ride around on llamas, creepers breakdance instead of exploding, and the Ender Dragon has a secret passion for karaoke.

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. We’ve got custom mobs like ninja chickens and zombie clowns, and our admins are always ready to throw a surprise event like a parkour race with flying pigs or a fishing competition with squids wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary China man, who works so hard that he’s managed to build a skyscraper out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Rumor has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a potato and a pet parrot named Gerald.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a dancing creeper or discover the secret to taming a llama with a mustache. It’s all possible in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Creeper Chaos Minecraft Server

Business, Chaos, Competition, Consumer, Corporations, creeper, Economy, Global, Goods, Government, inflation, market, Minecraft, Politics, Pricing, PROFITS, raise prices, regulations, Server, Services, strategy, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5762	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is predictable and prices are set in stone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and witness the chaos as our mischievous group of players constantly mess with the economy. Prices for items will never be the same as players compete to see who can charge the most outrageous amounts for simple things like dirt blocks or wooden swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Tariff Troll, a mysterious figure who roams the land imposing ridiculous tariffs on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart the Tariff Troll and avoid paying exorbitant fees for your precious resources?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew tariffs could be so entertaining?

Why do they look Indian Minecraft SMP

Appearance, Bollywood, Colonialism, culture, diaspora, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, fashion, heritage, History, Identity, immigration, Indian, Minecraft, Nationality, Perception, Race, smp, South Asian, Stereotypes, traditional clothing

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we’ve got all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us if you’ve ever wondered why all the villagers in Minecraft look Indian. Maybe they’re just big fans of Bollywood movies and curry, who knows? But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never look at a villager the same way again!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures. Want to hear about the time we tamed a pack of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or how about the time we built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Anything can happen on our server!

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Craftainment

action, agent, Chaos, facility, INTENSE, Mini Games, Minigame, Prison, prisoners, researchers, Roleplay, Scp, scp containment breach, SCP Foundation, scp secret laboratory, secretive facility, Secure, Survival, Suspense

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Step into the thrilling world of the SCP Foundation on our unique roleplay minigame server. As an agent, your mission is to secure a secretive facility where chaos reigns. With SCPs causing havoc and prisoners and researchers trying to escape, every moment is filled with intense action and suspense.

### About the Game Our game is fully developed and maintained with great care. Inspired by the iconic SCP: Containment Breach (SCP) and SCP: Secret Laboratory, we’ve crafted an experience that stays true to the spirit of the SCP universe. New content is periodically added to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

Join us in securing the facility and surviving the chaos! Thank you for your support and enjoy your time on Craftainment!

craftainment.net

Crafty Brit/pol/ Minecraft Server

Al Fayed, Aleppo, assisted dying bill, brit/pol/, britpol, cash gifts, Crafty, current events, Directors, expensive bill, fear, Hope, Minecraft, News, parking rule, Politics, River Medway Edition, River Medway news, Server, Syria, Syrian rebels, Tears, uk, unnecessary deaths

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Zombie Dances:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us on our server where the River Medway flows with diamonds instead of water! Build your base on the tears, hope, and fear of your enemies as you conquer the land.

Witness Syrian rebels take control of majority of Aleppo in our server, where alliances are formed and broken in epic battles for dominance.

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at owning directors with cash gifts just like Al Fayed did! Who needs diamonds when you can buy power with cold hard cash?

But beware, parking rules are strictly enforced in our server. One wrong move and you could end up with a £1,906 bill for a five-minute parking violation!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Previous players can’t get enough, so why should you miss out on the fun?

Chaika On The Front Page Minecraft SMP

#editorial, breaking news, Chaika, CHAIKA ON THE FRONT PAGE, current events, Featured, front, front page, headlines, Journalism, latest news, long tail, Media, Minecraft, News, newspaper, page, publication, Reporting, smp, Top Story

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	92
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin, Chaika, rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. And guess what? She survived and went on to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors have taken down countless mobs and even staged a coup against the sheep monarchy. And let’s not forget about the time we held a fashion show for our llamas, complete with a red carpet made of diamonds.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and become part of the chaos that is Chaika on the Front Page! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.