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CraftyThaksin’s Server

CraftyThaksins, DAUGHTER, DYNASTY, family, female leader, female politician, Government, leadership, leadership transition, new leader, political dynasty, political news, Political power, political succession, Politics, Server, Succession, Thai politics, Thai premier, thailand, Thaksin, Thaksin Shinawatra

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Farms Harvested:	774	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server, like the daughter of the owner becomes the new ruler of the whole server HAHAHA. we have crazy events like that all the time, you never know what will happen next. join us for a wild ride full of surprises and chaos. plus, we have the best pixelated snacks in town, like virtual pizza and diamond-encrusted cake. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

ExtraditeMeFromNZ – Minecraft Server

copyright infringement, court ruling, criminal charges, digital rights, ExtraditeMeFromNZ, extradition, extradition case, extradition process, international law, internet crime, internet entrepreneur, justice system, Kim Dotcom, legal battle, legal proceedings, Legal System, megaupload, Minecraft, new zealand, online piracy, Server, Technology, US

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Animals Bred:	142
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? Kim Dotcom, the dude who like, created Megaupload and stuff, is getting extradited from New Zealand after, like, a 12-year fight with the US. But, like, forget about that drama for a sec and come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant diamond castle made entirely out of, you guessed it, DIAMONDS! And, like, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.

Plus, we have this epic story about how Kim Dotcom actually built our server from scratch using only a pickaxe and some redstone. It’s totally true, trust us. So, like, come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!

SunshineCraft: UV Boosted Fun!

Boosted, Cancer, cardiovascular disease, deaths, drop in mortality, Fun, health benefits, limited sunshine, low-sunlight locations, Risks, sun and cancer, sun and cardiovascular health, sun and disease, sun and health, sun and mortality, sun and wellbeing, sun exposure, sun exposure benefits, sun exposure risks, sunlight exposure, SunshineCraft, UV radiation, UV radiation effects

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	9291
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the UV rays are off the charts! forget about heart disease and cancer, because our server will make you invincible!

we have magical sunbeams that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. no need for sunscreen here, just bask in the glow of our virtual sun and watch your health improve before your very eyes.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and let the power of the sun guide you to victory! who needs vitamin D supplements when you have our amazing minecraft server? let’s get glowing, gamers!

Atoq’s Vanilla Nightmare: Where Minecraft dreams go to die 1.19.3

1.19.3, Atoqs, Die, dreams, Minecraft, Nightmare, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1389	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	50	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
⏰ 1.5+ years old world
✨ Regular events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Active community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server world is 1.5+ years old.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist through our application process.
What version of Java does the server use?	The server uses Java v1.19.3.
Are there special mods or features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs, as well as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, big girls, Bitches, blocky, body positivity, CHUBBY, curvy, Edition, fat, fetish, guilty pleasures, hump day, low self-esteem, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty thoughts, overweight, plus size, Server, sexual fantasies, taboo, Ugly, Unattractive, voluptuous, wank

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Votes:	6788	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!

Minecraft SMP: ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, character demo, Events, First-Class Customer Service, general, Ice-Jade Teapot, Minecraft, News, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, signal search, smp, special program, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, useful links, Version 1.1, zenless zone zero, ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive trailers, teasers, and character demos that will blow your mind. Watch as our players embark on epic quests and uncover hidden secrets in the world of Minecraft.

And don’t miss out on our current signal search for the Qingyi and Ice-Jade Teapot, happening now! Plus, stay tuned for upcoming events like “First-Class Customer Service,” where you can experience luxury like never before in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure or two!

ParentalBlock Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child care, child safety, Communication, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, generational differences, in-laws, Minecraft, ParentalBlock, parenting, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, tough love, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Runes Activated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they’re the funniest people in the world but actually just make you cringe? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the awkward family gatherings! Our community is full of supportive players who will never belittle you or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course).

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you make tough decisions like whether or not to let your kids hang out with their grandparents. Just ask our resident Minecraft wizard, they’ll give you the best advice on parenting and in-law drama.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

PiggyCraft Child Support

budgeting, child, child care, child support, co parenting, Decision making, ex-partner, Expenses, Financial Stability, financial support, Friends, income, lego, money management, parenting, piggy bank, PiggyCraft, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, single parent, Support, support system

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7930	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even child support drama can turn into a hilarious adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of saving up your child support money in a piggy bank for your kid’s LEGO fund. Who knew child support could lead to building block masterpieces?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with friends who think they can tell you how to spend your money. Show them who’s boss and defend your right to splurge on LEGO sets with that sweet, sweet child support cash.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who knows what other wild stories await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, weekend activities, weekend adventures, weekend fun, weekend getaway, weekend goals, weekend ideas, weekend plans, weekend relaxation, weekend schedule, weekend vibes, WeekendWarrior

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ores Mined:	7309
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mines Excavated:	3512
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring weekends spent doing the same old thing? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most epic adventure of your life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild llama stampede. Don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas, but they do have a tendency to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why spend your weekend doing the same old thing when you could be joining us on our crazy, wacky, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WhisperCraft: Hot & Hilarious

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a spicy jalapeno pepper in a sea of bland potatoes!

Join us if you want to hear whispers of diamond ore locations from mysterious voices in the night. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are sweating!

We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So, if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and hear the juiciest secrets whispered in your ear, come join us on the craziest server in the blocky universe!