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ListCraft: Where blocks come in ranked order

academics, american history, blocks, Countries, culture, curriculum, education, eras, facts, INFORMATION, knowledge, learning, ListCraft, lists, memorization, Order, presidents, ranked, society, States, Students, study, study habits, united states, world history

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Divine Spears Created:	24
Love Letters Sent:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ores Mined:	3816	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of lists! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. We have a list of every block in Minecraft – Yes, you heard that right! Want to know what block comes after Diamond Ore? We got you covered.

2. We have a list of every mob in the game – From Creepers to Endermen, we know them all. And we even have a ranking of the cutest mobs (spoiler alert: it’s the Pigs).

3. We have a list of every player who has ever joined our server – You could be immortalized in our Hall of Fame! Who wouldn’t want that kind of recognition?

4. We have a list of the craziest Minecraft stories – Like the time a player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. True story.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of our epic list-loving community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret list of hidden treasures in Minecraft. Only one way to find out!

Bonner’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Crops Grown:	3528	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious moments. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode!

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it? True story, he once built a giant statue of a diamond pickaxe just to show off!

And if you’re worried about things getting too intense, don’t worry. Our server is so safe that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare set foot on it. Seriously, he tried once and ended up getting pranked by a group of friendly villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: No Googling Allowed

Allowed, ancient texts, Codex Pajeet II, conspiracy theories, dark web, digital mysteries, dont google, encrypted knowledge, esoteric knowledge, forbidden archives, Forbidden knowledge, googling, Hidden Secrets, internet folklore, internet legends, Internet Mysteries, long trail tags, mysterious codes, online secrets, pajeets, PIXEL, Playground, secret societies, tags, Urban Legends

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the creepers exploding around you! But whatever you do, Don’t google Codex Pajeet II – trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do!

Join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter as you explore our vast world filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing llamas, and treasure chests overflowing with diamonds (and maybe a few surprises too)!

Our community is like no other, filled with friendly players who are always up for a challenge – whether it’s building a giant potato statue or defeating the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot (yes, it’s been done).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a mind-blowing, hilarious, and unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, Don’t google Codex Pajeet II – unless you’re feeling brave!

WifeCraft: Because She’s a Diamond in the Rough!

achievement, acknowledgment, Admiration, appreciation, Dedication, deserving, Diamond, empowerment, encouragement, equality, goals, hard work, love, Milestones, millie, Potential, recognition, Rough, shes, success, Support, Underrated, Wife, WifeCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the sheep are so cool, they should be at 2 millie by now! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-spewing pigs and rainbow-colored creepers.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against a giant zombie with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

1990s, Afford, Boomers, calling out, Cancer, Cheating, consequences, Court, court fees, CREEPERS, DEBT, DebtCraft, donkey kong, Ethics, fees, financial struggle, Gaming, Generational conflict, Illness, IMPORTANCE, Justice, Legal System, Path, personal values, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Votes:	7084	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Emeralds Found:	1415
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.

It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’ Server

bug tracker, d2g, Datdota, dota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, general, guides, Liquipedia, Lore, madness, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Open Dota, patches, Personal game data, Server, Silly comic, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, twitter, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Well, look no further, because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got dragons riding pigs, unicorns with laser eyes, and even a secret underground diamond disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the mysterious player who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky creeper ninjas!

Foid Frenzy Funhouse: Where ‘foids, remember’ and the laughs never end!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	212	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time or face eternal punishment in the fiery pits of the Nether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But beware, if you dare to go against the rules, you’ll find yourself face to face with the dreaded Ender Dragon!

So come on, fellow foids, and let’s embark on a journey to UNLEASH your creativity and conquer the Minecraft world together. Remember, resistance is futile, so join now or risk eternal damnation in the world of blocks and pixels!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

Hey hi hello, Keanu Reeves, Long time no see, mom’s FWB, mtg commander, PALS, peachy, PIXEL, playhouse, Shadow, Standard

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to join a world where Keanu Reeves is actually a shadow roaming around, causing chaos and hilarity wherever he goes? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Keanu Reeves pops out of nowhere, offering you a virtual high five before disappearing into the pixelated sunset.

But that’s not all! On this server, we settle debates not with swords, but with MTG commander or standard matches. Will you build the ultimate deck to defeat your opponents, or will you rely on your quick wit and strategy to come out on top?

And let’s not forget about our resident jokester, Ur mom’s FWB – Peachy. This mysterious figure is known for pulling pranks and making everyone laugh until their sides hurt. Who knows what antics they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DismemberedCraft: Where we build with what’s left!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is built out of a dismembered and ruined temple of the Goddess of Hunting. Legend has it that this temple was liberated from the chr*stian claws by the gigahunter horseriding archers. Ironic, innit?

Join us for the chance to explore this epic world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous quests. Our community is made up of fearless warriors and cunning builders who will stop at nothing to conquer the land.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have unicorns as mounts and dragons as pets. That’s right, you can ride into battle on the back of a majestic unicorn or have a fire-breathing dragon by your side. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what insane stories and unbelievable experiences await you in this mystical world.