TAKILMACA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RespawnRanch: Where discontinued products come back to life!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Zombie Dances:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Do you ever wish you could bring back the glory days of the McRib or the excitement of Saturday morning cartoons? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the discontinued products and services you never knew you needed! Imagine riding a Blockbuster Video themed rollercoaster while munching on Crystal Pepsi and wearing your favorite pair of Heelys. Join us for a trip down memory lane and a chance to relive the best of the past in the most blocky and pixelated way possible!

FireworkFiasco2022

budgeting, celebration, complaint, complaint about inflation, consumerism, Economy, Entertainment, Event, Expenses, extravagance, FireworkFiasco2022, fireworks, Frustration, holiday, inflation, luxury, MONEY, SPENDING, Summer, tradition, Waste

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have EXPLOSIONS GALORE!

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! a creeper explodes right in your face. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

we also have a special event next week where all the people who spent hundreds or thousands of dollars on fireworks will whine about inflation. join us for some explosive fun and crazy shenanigans!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! explosions, fireworks, and more await you. join now and let the madness begin!

Civ+ Semi-Civilized Anarchy: We promise only 50% chaos! Join for Grinding, KOTH, and occasional PVP!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Mines Excavated:	2777	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	535	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Civ+: An intuitive Civilization Simulation server designed for the long term
We’ve been in development for half a decade now, and we exited beta just yesterday. Civ+ is a server with real consequences, delivered by players with plugins which let you enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance. We’re a community server built from the ground-up around concepts such as simplicity and playability, popularizing the Civ genre, and providing a dynamic environment where history can flourish with minimal admin intervention.

Civ+: An intuitive Civilization Simulation server designed for the long term

We’ve been in development for half a decade now, and we exited beta just yesterday. Civ+ is a server with real consequences, delivered by players with plugins which let you enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance. We’re a community server built from the ground-up around concepts such as simplicity and playability, popularizing the Civ genre, and providing a dynamic environment where history can flourish with minimal admin intervention.

Features
Bastion: prevent enemies placing blocks in your territory.
Citadel: allows you to reinforce and protect blocks, block by block.
MeansOfProduction: lets you craft lots of custom items using a 5×5 crafting table.
Vorpal: a unique and interesting way to imprison your enemies.
JukeAlert: monitor your territory.

News

Yesterday we launched the server, and today is scheduled to be our first Meteor. Once weekly, the server will randomly select a location for a meteor to land and the players will fight for the meteor. The innovative thing about this KOTH is the fact that many people won’t be there for the loot inside the meteor. The loot is a nice bonus, but the real reason to visit a meteor is the deadly aura that surrounds the landing site. While in the aura, any Vorpal-enchanted items you hold in your inventory will be refueled. This is the only way to refuel our custom enchantment that lets you imprison people in the end. While players are in the end, they deplete the fuel on the weapon that defeated them and if the fuel hits zero they are freed.

Join today

Civ+ is live now at play.civ.plus

We also have a website explaining all of our mechanics at https://civ.plus/

Our discord can be joined using https://discord.com/invite/73BQCCU6xg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Civ+ been in development?	Civ+ has been in development for half a decade.
What makes Civ+ unique?	Civ+ allows players to enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance, popularizing the Civ genre.
What is the Meteor event?	The Meteor event is a weekly occurrence where a meteor lands in a random location for players to fight over for loot and refueling of Vorpal-enchanted items.
How can I join Civ+?	You can join Civ+ by connecting to `play.civ.plus` and visiting our website and discord for more information.

ToonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking llama who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. But beware, the llama has a mischievous streak and loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a horde of angry chickens.

Once you’ve proven your worth to the llama, you’ll gain access to our exclusive “Disco Dimension” where the party never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move. Dance the night away with your fellow players and earn special rewards for showing off your best dance moves.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships” where players can saddle up their favorite pig and compete in high-speed races through treacherous obstacle courses. Will you be the next pig racing champion or will you end up face-planting into a pile of mud? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Post you’re toon and join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for that sneaky llama!

LolcowCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Do you want to level up your trolling skills and become a certified lolcow? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to prank your fellow players, build ridiculous structures that defy all logic, and engage in hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outwit this ghost and claim the title of ultimate troll?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Remember, you’re gonna become a lolcow just like him, anon.

MineCraftyHouseworkServer

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	223
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4737	Love Letters Sent:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of living in a messy Minecraft world with your partner? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! No more dishes piling up, clutter taking over, or skid marks in the toilet – just pure, clean fun in our virtual world.

On our server, you can make outrageous deals with your partner like paying the majority of the virtual bills in exchange for cleaning being your job in the Minecraft house. Who needs real-life arguments about chores when you can just make a powerpoint presentation with the slogan “not a maid (unless I get paid)”?

So come join us and leave the real-life mess behind – because in our Minecraft world, cleaning up after your partner can actually be fun (and profitable)!

SeatSaverSteve

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	782	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving up your comfy seat on a 10-hour plane ride? Then join our Minecraft server where you can keep your virtual seat without any entitled parents bothering you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the sky when suddenly, a wild entitled parent appears! But fear not, on our server, you can simply block them and continue crafting your masterpiece without any drama.

Join now and experience the thrill of standing your ground against entitled parents in a virtual world where your seat is YOUR seat, no questions asked! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Karen who just can’t let go of that aisle seat she never got. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Only one way to find out!

Skipless TV Intro Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old intro? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never want to skip the intro! Why, you ask? Because our intro features a herd of dancing pigs, a choir of singing creepers, and a fireworks display that will make your eyes pop out of your head! Join our server for the most epic intro you’ll ever see in the Minecraft universe. And who knows, you might even spot a celebrity guest appearance from Notch himself! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest intro of your Minecraft life!

MineCraftyMess – Worst Job Ever!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	4017	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring jobs in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on the most epic adventure of your life.

Forget about flipping burgers or cleaning up after animals, on our server you can become a professional block builder, a fearless explorer, or even a daring dragon tamer. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame this majestic bird will be granted unlimited riches and power.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring job behind and join our Minecraft server today for a chance to live out your wildest dreams and maybe even become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer. Trust us, it’s way more fun than cleaning up after animals.

NHS Streeting’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

so you know how the NHS is all broken and stuff? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that mess! join us for a wild ride of epic proportions! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! not to mention our resident wizard who can turn you into a chicken for funsies.

if you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, come join us where the party never stops! we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies do the thriller.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual aliens who have traveled from outer space just to make sure you have the best time ever. they even have laser eyes that shoot out fireworks!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! the NHS may be broken, but this server is lit AF!