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ZenithMC Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

What are you waiting for? Start your journey today!

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Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Votes:	6343
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, comedy, Cultural differences, deity marriage, ETERNAL, FANTASY, intercultural marriage, Japanese folklore, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Marriage humor, Marriage Struggles, mc, mythical creature, Realm, relationships, romantic comedy, romcom, Saneka, Supernatural, tanuki deity, traditional beliefs

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mines Excavated:	1539	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Dragon Eggs Found:	4657	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1793	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	255	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Villages Defended:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8463	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

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