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SlimCraft: Shedding Blocks & Pounds

Before and after, blocks, determination, diet tips, exercise routine, fitness goals, Healthy Eating, healthy living, inspiration, lifestyle change, motivation, perseverance, POUNDS, self-discipline, shedding, SlimCraft, success story, transformation, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips, workout plan

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine and build your way to a slimmer avatar! Our secret weight loss method involves running away from creepers, doing squats while crafting, and eating only virtual carrots. Trust us, you’ll be a lean, mean mining machine in no time! Join now and say goodbye to those extra blocks!

Nightshade SMP: Where Boomers and Zoomers peacefully coexist. No boomers allowed!

Allowed, Bedrock Port, Boomers, Coexist, commands, CPU, Difficulty, discord server, Game Rules, Ip:, mobGriefing, Nightshade, peacefully, Render Distance, server info, server settings, Simulation Distance, smp, world border, zoomers

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Nightshade SMP Server Overview

Server Features	No land claim plugins
	No pay-to-win system
	Graves spawn upon death
	Friendly community and staff
	Planned server events
	Bedrock crossplay

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join our whitelist, please complete the application process on our Discord server. Once submitted, we will notify you upon acceptance.

What are the server features?

No land claim plugins
No pay-to-win system
Graves spawn upon death for players to collect items
Friendly community and staff
Planned server events
Bedrock crossplay

What plugins does the server use?

Purpur 1.21
CoreProtect
FarmControl

KinniCraft Minecraft Server

action-packed, Anime, battle, Devil, Epic battles, iconic characters, intense competition, Japanese culture, KinniCraft, Kinnikuman, legendary series, Manga, Minecraft, muscle men, muscle power, musclemania, Perfect matches, Rivalry, Server, SuperHero, tag team, ultimate showdown, wrestling

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you ready to witness epic battles between the Devil and the Perfect players on our server? Picture this: Satan himself facing off against a player who never misses a shot with a bow and arrow. The stakes are high and the entertainment is even higher! Join us for the ultimate showdown of good vs evil in the world of Minecraft. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

BilliardNumberMinecraftSMP

billiard, BilliardNumberMinecraftSMP, billion, Childhood, cue sports, education, Entertainment, funny, Game, learning, leisure, long tail, Math, Memories, Misconception, number, Pool, rich people, Snooker, tags, wealth

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you find this hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the land, offering valuable quests and rewards to those brave enough to seek them out. And rumor has it that if you befriend one of these llamas, they’ll lead you to a secret village filled with rare loot and enchanted items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, the journey may be treacherous, but the rewards are worth it. And who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – or even discover the mythical number that comes after a billion!

GymRage Minecraft Server

aita, cleaning equipment, fitness center, gym cleanliness, gym conflict, gym confrontation, gym confrontation etiquette, gym culture, gym etiquette, gym hygiene, gym manners, gym rules, GymRage, Minecraft, passive aggressive behavior, proper gym behavior, Server, sweaty bench, sweaty gym member, wiping down equipment, workout etiquette

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of sweaty gym encounters? Join our Minecraft server where the only sweat you’ll encounter is the sweat from battling intense mobs and mining for diamonds! No passive-aggressive gym-goers here, just pure gaming fun!

Join now for a chance to build your own virtual gym and show off your pixelated muscles to all the other players. Who needs a real gym when you can work out your fingers by crafting and building in our epic world?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape the real world and dive into a virtual one where sweat is only caused by intense gaming sessions. Join us now and leave the gym drama behind!

BoyfriendBlockerCraft

acceptance, achieving dreams, Acting, boyfriend drama, BoyfriendBlockerCraft, Breakups, Communication, deal breakers, friendship, ghosting, Happiness, high school relationships, LGBTQ, moving on, relationships, romantic relationships, self-confidence, Support, Theater, theater production

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Hey there gamers! Remember that time I posted about my crazy breakup drama on Reddit? Well, guess what? It’s all sorted out now, thanks to the power of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the ultimate revenge story. Build a giant plant monster (like Audrey Two) and feed your ex-boyfriend to it! Who needs closure when you have virtual carnivorous plants, am I right?

Plus, find love and friendship on our server just like I did with the girl playing Chiffon in our virtual production of Little Shop of Horrors. We bonded over Minecraft and now we’re inseparable!

So come on over to our server and remember: They may offer you diamonds and enchanted gear, love and epic builds, but whatever they offer you, DON’T FEED THE PLANTS! 😂🌱💔 #MinecraftDrama #ExBoyfriendRevenge #VirtualLoveStory

SkillzNoProfit Minecraft SMP

artistic expression, creative outlet, Fulfillment without financial gain., hobby, leisure activity, Minecraft, Non-profitable skill, passion project, personal growth, personal satisfaction, pursuit of happiness, Relaxation, self improvement, Side project, skill development, SkillzNoProfit, smp, stress relief, talent showcase, Time-consuming activity, Undervalued talent, Unpaid talent, Volunteer work

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	377
Animals Bred:	184	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you a pro at building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of cheese blocks in Minecraft? Do you spend hours perfecting your underwater basket weaving skills in-game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, wacky quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Who knows, maybe one day your cheese llama statue will become a national treasure and you’ll finally start making that sweet, sweet Minecraft money. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

NoteBlockHero

agreeable, bland, Easy Listening, inoffensive, least controversial musician, Mainstream, middle-of-the-road, Mild, Music, musician, non-confrontational, non-controversial, non-divisive, NoteBlockHero, Popular, Safe, soothing, unchallenging, uncontroversial, Unproblematic, well-liked

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	41
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of mining and crafting in boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you can handle!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with the one and only Notorious C.R.E.E.P, a mysterious musician who serenades creepers to sleep with his soothing tunes. Rumor has it he once tamed a pack of wild wolves by playing them a sick beat on his diamond record player.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Enderman, who loves to boogie down in the End dimension. He’s always looking for new dance partners to join him in his never-ending party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a musical and magical experience like no other!

UkraineCraft $1.7 Bil Aid

aid, arms sales, bil, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense budget, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military equipment, Military Funding, military intervention, military support, national security, Political Support, security assistance, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magic Items Found:	7550	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Towns Built:	8
Villages Defended:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

lol omg u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got $1.7 billion in military aid from the US!! that means we got all the coolest weapons and gear to wreck those creepers and zombies. plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find. join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. come on, u know u wanna be a part of this craziness!

Crafting & Laughing to Avoid Adulting

addiction, adulting, alcoholism, AVOID, avoidance, coping mechanism, Crafting, denial, depression, destructive tendencies, Drinking, escapism, harmful behavior, LAUGHING, mental health, Recovery, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self destruction, self-destructive behavior, self-medication, substance abuse, Therapy, unhealthy habits

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Animals Bred:	122
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape ur sad reality and live in a world where u can build giant statues of urself and rule over ur minions.

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart out fireworks.

u can battle against evil llamas that shoot laser beams from their eyes and team up with talking chickens that give u quests to find the mystical golden egg.

if u join now, u will receive a free pet dragon that spits out hot sauce and can fly u to the moon for a picnic with aliens.

so why waste ur time on boring stuff when u can join our server and live out ur wildest dreams? come join us now before the llamas take over the world!