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SisBFgetOutVacayHome

Conflict Resolution, deadweight, dirty dishes, drawings on walls, family acceptance, Lake Michigan, love, melodic, Messy, messy house, nonchalance, pig sty, rotting food, SisBFgetOutVacayHome, sister’s boyfriend, slob, split custody, sticky floor, SWEET, vacation home, working long hours, young kids

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

LieCraft SMP: BelievedLies

#revelation, BELIEF, BelievedLies, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, disillusionment, false belief, false reality, falsehood, LieCraft, Misconception, Myth, realization, smp, Trust, untruth

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shatter all your misconceptions! Join us and discover a land where chickens ride on the backs of creepers and zombies breakdance for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?

MemoryWipeCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9553
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	24

If you could erase the memory of ever playing on any other Minecraft server, what would it be? Because once you join our server, you won’t want to remember any other place!

Join us for the chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and make memories you’ll never want to erase (unless it’s that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with a TNT cannon – that one can go).

BlockWars Minecraft Server

authorisation, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Times, uk, Ukraine, US

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	110	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8909	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you about this wild place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported to a land where everything is made of candy. You can ride unicorns and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty sword made of licorice. But watch out for the killer cupcakes, they’ll give you a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where we train ninja chickens to take down the evil sheep army? It’s like a cross between a spy movie and a farmyard brawl, and it’s totally bananas!

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie clowns? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful place to play Minecraft anywhere else. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBlinken’sHostageHaven

Benjamin Netanyahu, blinken, BlockyBlinkensHostageHaven, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, palestinian authority, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political tensions, Secretary of State, Terrorism, united states, US

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Emeralds Found:	9528

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like US offers and instead focus on epic hostage deals with our pal Blinken in Israel!!! we got crazy adventures and wild challenges waiting for you, like trying to negotiate with creepers and trading diamonds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters like a talking llama who only speaks in puns and a chicken who thinks it’s a wizard. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some epic memories together!

FlopFlopCraft

#sandals, Beach, beachwear, casual shoes, comfort shoes, fashion, flip flops, flip-flop design, flip-flop sound, flop-flops, FlopFlopCraft, footwear, noise, Rubber, slip on, Sound, Style, summer shoes, trendy, vacation, Walking

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

join our epic minecraft server where flip-flops are the ultimate weapon! imagine stomping on your enemies with the power of the flop-flop! become the flop-flop master and conquer the land with your stylish footwear. but beware, there are rumors of a secret flop-flop society plotting to take over the server. will you join them or fight against the flop-flop tyranny? come find out on our server and experience the madness of the flop-flop revolution!

PlantCraft: Reduce Emissions by 17%

#sustainability, agriculture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, eco-friendly, Emissions, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, global food supply chains, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, plant-based diets, PlantCraft, Reduce, reducing emissions, sustainable living, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	New Chunks Explored:	950545

So, liek, dis Minecraft server is, liek, totally amazin’ cuz if u join, u can help save da planet by reducin’ greenhouse gas emissions by 17%! U know, by eatin’ more plants in da game or sumthin’.

It’s like, if u join dis server, u become a superhero for da environment! U can be like Captain Planet, but in Minecraft form! Plus, u get to build crazy cool stuff and hang out with other players who also care about da planet.

So, come join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic! Who knew playin’ Minecraft could save da world, amirite? Let’s do dis, gamers! Let’s save da planet, one block at a time!

PizzaCity: Where Creepers ask for extra TNT on their slices!

Adventure, apply, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, CREEPERS, Explore, EXTRA, Friendly, Fun, Halkos, Join, multiplayer, new, PizzaCity, restrictions, Server, slices, smp, Space, Survival, Tnt, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock
Whitelist	Yes
Join Restrictions	No restrictions

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join PizzaCity?	Visit our website and apply for whitelist.
Is PizzaCity a friendly server?	Yes, we strive to maintain a fun and friendly community.
Are there any specific rules on PizzaCity?	We have basic rules to ensure a positive experience for all players.
Can I invite my friends to join PizzaCity?	Yes, as long as they follow the server rules.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Backlash, BlockyBanter, constant dickriding, controversy, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, Failure, Fans, fromshitware, hate, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, retarded, ruined, Server, software, TOXIC, unpopular

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we embrace our inner chaos and thrive on pure ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may be tiny, but they sure know how to build a mean roller coaster!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird together!

Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

Amazon answers, DISRESPECTFUL, Frustration, ignorance, internet trolls, Jesus Christ, keyboard warriors, lack of critical thinking, lack of intelligence, lack of manners, madness, Minecraft, Mouth breathers, MouthBreather, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online etiquette, online interactions, Online platforms, smp, social media, stupidity, toxic behavior

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.