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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5238 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 45 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2215 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 |
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do i have the server for you! picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing sheep come prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. it’s like a minecraft rave up in here!
but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and disco-loving skeletons. you can even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombie llamas. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a giant spider boss while riding a flamingo with a laser cannon.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt minigame where you have to find the golden potato of destiny before the evil potato king steals it? yeah, it’s a real spud-tacular adventure.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and dancing creepers? let’s get this party started!
