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ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, attraction, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, emotional intelligence, Intimacy, love, loyalty, man, ManlyCraft, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Respect, romance, Satisfy, Server, Support, Trust, TYPE, Understanding

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6286
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Holy Grails Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of wandering through the vast world of Minecraft alone, searching for that special someone to satisfy your every need? Look no further, because on our server, we have the perfect man for you! He’s a blocky hunk with abs of obsidian and a heart of diamond. He’ll mine your heart and craft you the most beautiful structures you’ve ever seen. Join our server now and find out what type of man can truly satisfy you in the world of Minecraft!

TheComputerWhiz Minecraft SMP

Computer, computer design, computer engineering, Computer Hardware, computer innovation, computer invention, computer programming, computer prototype, computer science, computer software, computer technology, cutting-edge technology, digital device, Engineering, innovation, invention, Minecraft, new product, smp, Software Development, tech breakthrough, Technology, TheComputerWhiz

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ores Mined:	3894	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the owner claims to have invented a new computer… made entirely out of dirt blocks! That’s right, forget about your fancy graphics cards and processors, we’re all about that dirt power here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can tame creepers with just a wink and a smile. Join us and witness their epic feats of Minecraft mastery.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in Morse code. Some say it’s trying to communicate with the living, others say it’s just looking for its lost egg. Either way, it’s sure to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to crafting diamond armor out of cheese… or maybe not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

SisInLawBannedFromHome

child manipulation, emotional manipulation, family betrayal, family boundaries, family conflict, family conflict resolution, family drama, family drama fallout, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, parenting choices, sibling relationship, SisInLawBannedFromHome, sister-in-law

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ores Mined:	8045	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Are you tired of drama in your family like this poor Minecraft player is tired of drama in her life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether you should build a castle or a spaceship next!

Our server is a safe space away from toxic family members like Emma. No more passive-aggressive comments about your pixelated cooking skills or snide remarks about your block placement. Just pure, wholesome fun with fellow players who won’t try to turn your Minecraft child against you.

Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about controlling bitches or immature siblings. Trust us, this server is the family you never knew you needed.

AwkwardCraft: Memory Lane

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward laughs, awkward memory, awkward moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, awkwardness, cringe-worthy experiences, cringeworthy memories, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing memories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Lane, Memory, most awkward moment, social faux pas, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere, serenading you with their clucks and feathers flying everywhere. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who loves to boogie down to the latest hits while wearing a sparkly disco ball costume.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are greeted by mischievous trolls who demand a toll in the form of rare items or else they’ll unleash a horde of angry villagers on you. It’s a hilarious and heart-pounding experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you saying “What is the most awkward memory you have?” in no time!

SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server

accusations, ACCUSED, aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Distorting, Distorting History, eastern europe, History, international relations, Invasion, Klaus Iohannis, Minecraft, neighboring countries, Peace, Politics, Propaganda, Rehabilitating Nazis, Romania, russia, Server, Sovereign neighbors, SovietCraft, world war II

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it!

CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Crisis, Diplomacy, Drama, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international relations, intervention, mediation, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, President Zelenskyy, resolution, russia, RussiaUkraine, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? what if joining this epic minecraft server could, like, actually stop the whole russia-ukraine conflict? president zelenskyy himself said that if india just, like, changed their stance towards russia, everything would be chill. so, like, join this server and be a peacekeeper without even leaving your house, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

PFASSmasherCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mines Excavated:	4784
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!

Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!

AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’

AussieSMP, automated spectator livestreams, Community, Community Resources, Creative Server, CREEPERS, diamonds, Economy, Entities, g’day, Golden Shovel, Land, Land claiming, latency, Mate, Mechanics, redstone contraptions, Shopping Area, smp, Spawn, Teleport, Timezone, Vanilla, villagers, Wiki

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Farms Harvested:	664
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1177
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	5475

Server Information:

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	Discord Invite Link
Apply Here	Apply Here

Overview:

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based for a safe and friendly gaming experience. Features include teleports, player trading, protection from griefing, and more.

Features:

The server runs the latest version of Minecraft
Many Vanilla game mechanics are retained
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy travel
Land-claiming system
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Creative server for building
External community resources such as Discord and Wiki

Rules:

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelisted and requires an application.

Q: Is the server purely vanilla?

A: The server has some quality of life features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it is not completely vanilla.

Q: Can players trade with each other?

A: Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that promote trading using diamonds as currency.

Q: Are there any plans for server resets?

A: There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds on the server.

SeetheCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Competition, competition rules, Conflict, coping, coping mechanisms, Countries, emotional release, emotions, Frustration, Fun, historical grudges, historical seething, History, International, Minecraft, nationalism, past grievances, Resentment, Rivalry, seethe, SeetheCraft, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of being a peaceful player in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner rage and take revenge on every country that has ever wronged you historically? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

Join us and let out all your pent-up anger by building giant monuments dedicated to all the countries you seethe at historically. Want to take down the Eiffel Tower? Go for it! Feel like blowing up the Great Wall of China? Be our guest! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Cope Wars” where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous reason to hate a specific country. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the rage flow through you like never before! (Disclaimer: This server is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Please don’t actually go around hating on countries in real life, that’s not cool).

PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty industry, beauty standards, blocks, body image, body positivity, Confidence, first impressions, influenced, inner beauty, Life, looks, matter, Media influence, Minecraft, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, PixelatedBeauty, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.